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[Wacky Racer]

Couple of action packed episodes tonight, Corrie at it's very best.

Some of the acting was top notch, wonder if Michael is ever going to find the real truth?

Got to feel sorry for Gail, she doesn't deserve this.

[ATTAK Z]

Wacky Racer said:

Got to feel sorry for Gail, she doesn't deserve this.

Oh yes she does

[Wacky Racer]

ATTAK Z said:

Wacky Racer said:

Got to feel sorry for Gail, she doesn't deserve this.

Oh yes she does

Yeah, you're right... what the hell, go for the jugular Gavin......

[nicanary]

I hope the scriptwriters don't go all soft and have Michael and Gail forgiving Andy-Gavin and saying " You've been more of a son to me than he ever was " and all that sort of thing. This is serious fraud. Not to mention theft. Custodial sentence stuff.

Ken went to Canada to visit relatives.
Kevin went to Germany to visit a sick dad.
Fiz has gone to Bakewell (?) to visit her sick mum.
Rita went to Blackpool to visit Mavis (almost a relative).

Dev goes to India to help street kids - but wait, what's this? He's got a sick uncle????

Why do they do this to us? We've done nothing to hurt them, why do they hurt us in this way? Please!!! Just try to think of something more believable, give us a break, we're the Corrie faithful.

[DSLiverpool]

nicanary said:

Why do they do this to us? We've done nothing to hurt them, why do they hurt us in this way? Please!!! Just try to think of something more believable, give us a break, we're the Corrie faithful.

Ahem Deidre ?

[nicanary]

DSLiverpool said:

nicanary said:

Why do they do this to us? We've done nothing to hurt them, why do they hurt us in this way? Please!!! Just try to think of something more believable, give us a break, we're the Corrie faithful.

Ahem Deidre ?

God, I'd forgotten about poor Anne. Like Homer Simpson, I have a short attention span.

Wasn't she supposed to be visiting Bev wherever she lives? Maybe that was Bakewell.....

[Wacky Racer]

nicanary said:

I hope the scriptwriters don't go all soft and have Michael and Gail forgiving Andy-Gavin and saying " You've been more of a son to me than he ever was " and all that sort of thing. This is serious fraud. Not to mention theft. Custodial sentence stuff.

Ken went to Canada to visit relatives.
Kevin went to Germany to visit a sick dad.

Agreed.....

Maybe it would have been more realistic if they took a "break" from the show because (for instance) they had been arrested by the Weatherfield police for kiddy fiddling.........

Nah, thinking about it, that would have been too far fetched....

[ShiningWit]

So there I was thinking how Aha's, 'Take on me' was totally unsuitable music for a (pregnant) 14yr olds party when someone goes and puts 'Like a Virgin' on!

Then we've got Shaun talking about him 'bringing up the rear'.

Edited by ShiningWit on Friday 13th March 20:56

[abobk]

funny Sean telling Billy it was God first, his flock second, and Sean bringing up the rear or something like that!!

[Mr GrimNasty]

abobk said:

funny Sean telling Billy it was God first, his flock second, and Sean bringing up the rear or something like that!!

Whilst both loitering in the back passageway............. ooooooo errrrrrrrr.

[nicanary]

Mr GrimNasty said:

abobk said:

funny Sean telling Billy it was God first, his flock second, and Sean bringing up the rear or something like that!!

Whilst both loitering in the back passageway............. ooooooo errrrrrrrr.

All very "Julian Clary". He was always having rough men working on his back passage.......

Pity we know that Katie is leaving to make it big in Hollywood (or so she thinks) because that means we know the outcome of the family tug-of-war about Portugal. At least it'll mean one less useless child actor in Corrie.

[Wacky Racer]

nicanary said:

Mr GrimNasty said:

abobk said:

funny Sean telling Billy it was God first, his flock second, and Sean bringing up the rear or something like that!!

Whilst both loitering in the back passageway............. ooooooo errrrrrrrr.

All very "Julian Clary". He was always having rough men working on his back passage.......

Pity we know that Katie is leaving to make it big in Hollywood (or so she thinks) because that means we know the outcome of the family tug-of-war about Portugal. At least it'll mean one less useless child actor in Corrie.

Yes, I don't think she added very much to the show really, pretty characterless.

Here's my list of people I think, you wouldn't really miss if they left, and are past their sell by date.....

Rita.

Michelle

Jenny

Chesney

Emily

Julie

Kevin Webster

Cal's entire family

Fiz



Essential to the show:-

Norris

Sally

Carla

Kirky

Steve

Dev

Liz

Tony

Tim

David

Gail

Audrey

Roy

Eileen

Dopy Jason

Anna

Owen

Tracy

Ken



The rest I can take or leave..


And you?

[sparkythecat]

If anyone has friends in the cast, scriptwriting, or production department, please would they take these round, for use when filming.

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I'm sick of hearing Ri'a and Pe'er and many other words missing the letter in the middle.

Tell them to let me know if they need any more. They can have them for nowt.

[coppice]

Zeitgeist innit ? Mind you, I'd pay a lot to hear Kevin's Manc whine replaced with BBC 1957 style RP...

[nicanary]

coppice said:

Zeitgeist innit ? Mind you, I'd pay a lot to hear Kevin's Manc whine replaced with BBC 1957 style RP...

And all the actors wearing black ties - ladies in cocktail dresses.......

[nicanary]

Phew! I thought for one moment that Ches was going to do the dirty with Katie. Good lad. Decency through him like Blackpool rock.

This whole Gavin identity-cover-up is getting silly. It's like a Whitehall farce. Not what you'd call true to life, but I suppose it makes good soap viewing.

Meanwhile, is this Simon's mum?

[dba7108]

sarah platt is coming back according to the mirror. she qas a bit annoying

[mybrainhurts]

I keep seeing this thread title and it's always a bit irksome but, just now, a great plot came to mind.

Great plot ----> Bloody great big lorry bomb blows Coronation Street to bits. The End.

Why haven't they thought of this before? It's simply brilliant and easily adapted for West Benders and the rest, the names of which escape me at the moment.

Hell, I'm good, I really do amaze myself at times...


Edit....

PS....we could do this for Wimbledon, too. Every one's a winner...

[AB]

mybrainhurts said:

I keep seeing this thread title and it's always a bit irksome but, just now, a great plot came to mind.

Great plot ----> Bloody great big lorry bomb blows Coronation Street to bits. The End.

Why haven't they thought of this before? It's simply brilliant and easily adapted for West Benders and the rest, the names of which escape me at the moment.

Hell, I'm good, I really do amaze myself at times...


Edit....

PS....we could do this for Wimbledon, too. Every one's a winner...

I'd hate to see anyone on Corrie get urt.

[Wacky Racer]

mybrainhurts said:

I keep seeing this thread title and it's always a bit irksome but, just now, a great plot came to mind.

Great plot ----> Bloody great big lorry bomb blows Coronation Street to bits. The End.

You are really pushing your luck now MBH..

Any more, Big Al will be notified........