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Wacky Racer

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38,099 posts

246 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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coppice said:
Or Scott who ? - as he is known in my house. I don't do all that Manchester Rovers etc nonsense...
Maybe Scott could have a run out for Weatherfield County....they need him going off yesterday's scoreline in the Gazette.

Bluedot

3,574 posts

106 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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Coro is really going through a poor patch at the moment. I watch it in the background as the missus has it on, honest!
The angry Simon issues complete with scowling angry face and comedy kickabout and the really really weird Polish slavegirl locked in the factory story line had us both shaking our heads in disbelief that the show had started to stoop to Eastenders levels (something I rarely watch anyway).

Wacky Racer

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38,099 posts

246 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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Bluedot said:
Coro is really going through a poor patch at the moment.I watch it in the background as the missus has it on, honest!
Yeah, right....smile



227bhp

10,203 posts

127 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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Corry seems to have much better looking women than Eastenders though, personally I wouldn't mind seeing Sophie doing some modelling for the factory too. smile

nicanary

9,751 posts

145 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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227bhp said:
Corry seems to have much better looking women than Eastenders though, personally I wouldn't mind seeing Sophie doing some modelling for the factory too. smile
It could be her way of attracting Katie. We heterosexuals would simply be interested onlookers.

Maybe Michelle Keegan could return as the Street's first zombie. Well. maybe the second, after Kirk.

Wacky Racer

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38,099 posts

246 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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nicanary said:
It could be her way of attracting Katie. We heterosexuals would simply be interested onlookers.

Maybe Michelle Keegan could return as the Street's first zombie. Well. maybe the second, after Kirk.
Yes a bit of girl on girl action should boost the ratings a bit.....laugh

God, Kirk's thick, imagine being his schoolteacher....biggrin

Must say Corrie's improved a bit on the totty front, in the good old days the nearest you would get to a threesome was Ena Sharples, Martha Longhurst and Minnie Caldwell sharing a milk stout in the snug. Irma Ogden was a bit common, although Val Barlow wasn't bad, shame she had to go to her maker... at 5mins 28secs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7edx_SP6Xo

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

172 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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nicanary said:
Good luck to him indeed. Notwithstanding his bank balance, it seems to me that many of these girls who get into relationships with famous footballers do so simply because of the association with that fame. Will the "love" go away when he's no longer a "name"? Maybe, nay probably, I'm being unkind.
A name? He is probably not even known as a footballer in his own house.

nicanary

9,751 posts

145 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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berlintaxi said:
nicanary said:
Good luck to him indeed. Notwithstanding his bank balance, it seems to me that many of these girls who get into relationships with famous footballers do so simply because of the association with that fame. Will the "love" go away when he's no longer a "name"? Maybe, nay probably, I'm being unkind.
A name? He is probably not even known as a footballer in his own house.
biggrin Like Ringo not even being the best drummer in the Beatles.

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

172 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid

43,248 posts

149 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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berlintaxi said:
A name? He is probably not even known as a footballer in his own house.
Neither was Jackie Charlton, and he won the world cup!

nicanary

9,751 posts

145 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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berlintaxi said:
Blimey, she must be as fertile as the Nile delta. She's only just back from whelping for the first time. It does look like the ideal opportunity for the writers to give Gail her underfloor heating.

PoleDriver

28,616 posts

193 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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nicanary said:
Blimey, she must be as fertile as the Nile delta. She's only just back from whelping for the first time. It does look like the ideal opportunity for the writers to give Gail her underfloor heating.
And find that Callum is not really under there! wink

Trevatanus

11,109 posts

149 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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PoleDriver said:
nicanary said:
Blimey, she must be as fertile as the Nile delta. She's only just back from whelping for the first time. It does look like the ideal opportunity for the writers to give Gail her underfloor heating.
And find that Callum is not really under there! wink
There was a story about him being spotted on a set a few months back, which he said was down to him visiting old friends, but I really would not be surprised if he turned up alive.

nicanary

9,751 posts

145 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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Trevatanus said:
PoleDriver said:
nicanary said:
Blimey, she must be as fertile as the Nile delta. She's only just back from whelping for the first time. It does look like the ideal opportunity for the writers to give Gail her underfloor heating.
And find that Callum is not really under there! wink
There was a story about him being spotted on a set a few months back, which he said was down to him visiting old friends, but I really would not be surprised if he turned up alive.
Body in hole. Hole covered in concrete. Concrete now set.

It'll be like the old story of the American comic strip writer who got his hero into an inescapable situation, and started his next edition with "with one bound Jack was free".

(Off topic, the same writer had 2 concurrent strips, one about Robin Hood, and one about a contemporary private detective. With a bad hangover, he got the pictures and script transposed one day, and just prior to printing he added the wording to the Robin Hood strip "quickly disguising themselves in modern dress".)

Wacky Racer

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38,099 posts

246 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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Personally, I think the "Callum is alive" angle is too far fetched, even for Corrie, must admit it would be interesting, and I expect Granada will milk this for all it's worth throughout the summer, but it will end up a damp squib.

Trust me, Callum's dead. RIP.

I thought Kylie's sister Becky was supposed to be coming back?

TheGreatSoprendo

5,286 posts

248 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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Wacky Racer said:
I thought Kylie's sister Becky was supposed to be coming back?
Nah, she's moved to wherever Happy Valley is set!

DSLiverpool

14,672 posts

201 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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Wacky Racer said:
Personally, I think the "Callum is alive" angle is too far fetched, even for Corrie
I think he crawled along the sewer surviving on the fresh brown salmon known to frequent the manc sewers BUT not as far fetched as
  • A middle class family having a hide away Polski slave
  • That slave escaping and by a miracle scampering across town to find a small backstreet factory to hide in, that on first inspection has no visible hiding place.
  • That factory being having your slave driver as its biggest client
  • You decide within that factory to be a noisy so and so and in the middle of the day you decide to sneak down and nick a jacket.
I would say that lot is more far fetched than a pvc wrapped corpse buried in a old drain coming to life biggrin

Wacky Racer

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38,099 posts

246 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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TheGreatSoprendo said:
Wacky Racer said:
I thought Kylie's sister Becky was supposed to be coming back?
Nah, she's moved to wherever Happy Valley is set!
I think you are getting mixed up with Raquel...smile

coppice

8,562 posts

143 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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I believe they are both in it M'lud. Not that I'd watch such a grim-up-north doomfest of course.

Sapphic Sophie was mentioned - not a head turner(if that isn't the wrong expression ) a la Tina perhaps but not unpleasing to the eye - certainly 'curvaceous '.

TheGreatSoprendo

5,286 posts

248 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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Wacky Racer said:
I think you are getting mixed up with Raquel...smile
Nope, Becky's in it too, as is Hayley!
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