The official PH Coronation Street thread

[nicanary]

andymc said:

lots of weak plots at the minute

I was actually hoping that Callum would come through the door of the church during the christening. Liven things up a bit.

[Wacky Racer]

nicanary said:

andymc said:

lots of weak plots at the minute

I was actually hoping that Callum would come through the door of the church during the christening. Liven things up a bit.

[Wacky Racer]

Looks like Pat Phelan is up to his dodgy dealings again, Is dopey Jason going to end up being the fall guy with the new Freshco project?

Meanwhile, it looks like Steve is finally returning home, is there going to be fireworks?

And is the big romance with Gary and Alya back on?

So many questions..........

[nicanary]

Wacky Racer said:

Looks like Pat Phelan is up to his dodgy dealings again, Is dopey Jason going to end up being the fall guy with the new Freshco project?

Meanwhile, it looks like Steve is finally returning home, is there going to be fireworks?

And is the big romance with Gary and Alya back on?

So many questions..........

Phelan's up to all sorts tonight, but I'm not sure whether he gets caught in the act. Doubt it.

Soporific Steve won't even notice that Michelle's a bit rosy-cheeked. Which could turn her to the dark side. Look, if you're going to do that, come round my gaff instead. Please????!!!!!!!!

[Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy]

Wacky Racer said:

thebigmacmoomin said:

DSLiverpool said:

If we ranked the women of corry ?

1, Tina pre getting head stoved in
2, Owens younger daughter
3, Maria
4, Michelle
5, Carla
6, Leanne's half sister

Not fussed over the rest

1/ Owens younger daughter
2/ Tina pre getting head stoved in
3/ Leanne's half sister
4/ Maria
5/ Michelle
6/ Carla

Carla...Quite a handful but might be worth taking a punt...(I stood next to her in a queue at Manchester Airport...she's tiny)

Apologies for the ancient thread bump, but funny you say that - the best friend attended a wedding a few years ago in which she was the Matron Of Honour, and said exactly the same, shocked me as she always seems quite imposing on the box.

[coppice]

None in same league as Deirdre in her prime....
And Sophie's ex-the hot blonde with sapphic leaning

[wjwren]

coppice said:

None in same league as Deirdre in her prime....
And Sophie's ex-the hot blonde with sapphic leaning

[nicanary]

Simple arithmetic - Michelle + norks = snarf.......

[Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy]

nicanary said:

Simple arithmetic - Michelle + norks = snarf.......

Will to Michelle, 'I didn't think you'd come'

Judging by that dress I'd give it an hour before you write that idea off

[Escort3500]

Sally: "And my pyjamas are staying on tonight Tim..."

[Wacky Racer]

Anyone else think "Will" had a striking resemblance to Jay Kay?

A right couple of plonkers.

I was trying to make out what "Michelle's" upper arm tattoo said, but I kept getting distracted...

Meanwhile, Todd has the measure of Phelan, but is he going to end up face down in the Weatherfield canal?

[PoleDriver]

Wacky Racer said:

Anyone else think "Will" had a striking resemblance to Jay Kay?

A right couple of plonkers.

I was trying to make out what "Michelle's" upper arm tattoo said, but I kept getting distracted...

Meanwhile, Todd has the measure of Phelan, but is he going to end up face down in the Weatherfield canal?

Which ever way that goes it'll be a result! They're both nasty characters!

[Wacky Racer]

PoleDriver said:

Which ever way that goes it'll be a result! They're both nasty characters!

Yes, but have you noticed Todd seems to have had a miracle transformation the last few months and has actually turned into a "nice" guy, always willing to help, without any strings attached, for example offering to fix Rita's gutter.

[nicanary]

Wacky Racer said:

PoleDriver said:

Which ever way that goes it'll be a result! They're both nasty characters!

Yes, but have you noticed Todd seems to have had a miracle transformation the last few months and has actually turned into a "nice" guy, always willing to help, without any strings attached, for example offering to fix Rita's gutter.

Yes. I seriously think he wants to protect Jason against Phelan - he considers Jason to be a loveable dunce, and blood is thicker than water, even if it's only 50% of the bloodline.

Maybe he took a trip to Damascus.

PS We got to see a few seconds of Eva in that red dress again. Nork City last night.

[kmpowell]

So what do we all think about Eileen's new veneers which miraculously appeared half way through an episode tonight?

[nicanary]

kmpowell said:

So what do we all think about Eileen's new veneers which miraculously appeared half way through an episode tonight?

Did they include "The girl with the pearl earring" ?

[Wacky Racer]

Alex:-

"I've spent all my money on fast cars and loose women"



Who writes this stuff?

[Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy]

Wacky Racer said:

Alex:-

"I've spent all my money on fast cars and loose women"



Who writes this stuff?

He's a great actor considering his condition, and the debilitation that comes with it.

[Wacky Racer]

Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy said:

Wacky Racer said:

Alex:-

"I've spent all my money on fast cars and loose women"



Who writes this stuff?

He's a great actor considering his condition, and the debilitation that comes with it.

Of course he is, and a very welcome addition to the cobbles, but it's the kind of remark you'd expect to hear from James Hunt or George Best....

[bomma220]

Wacky Racer said:

Of course he is, and a very welcome addition to the cobbles, but it's the kind of remark you'd expect to hear from James Hunt or George Best....

I think George Best's comment was something like 'Yes, I spent most of my money on fast cars, women & drink. The rest of it I just wasted'...