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nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Monday 2nd May 2016
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Tim - "I'm just taking Steve upstairs to show him where the magic happens..."

I have a feeling that there's a new bromance on the cards. Never mind, Kev, you've got Anna's bountiful charms.

MrOnTheRopes

1,425 posts

246 months

Tuesday 3rd May 2016
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Kev likes sausages doesn't he?

Stops at Roy's on the way to work.. Sophie looks in the bag "three sausages?", then it's back to Roy's for lunch which is a sausage sandwich. Not seen the 2nd episode yet but I guess he ends up at the BBQ for more sausages biggrin

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Tuesday 3rd May 2016
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MrOnTheRopes said:
Kev likes sausages doesn't he?

Stops at Roy's on the way to work.. Sophie looks in the bag "three sausages?", then it's back to Roy's for lunch which is a sausage sandwich. Not seen the 2nd episode yet but I guess he ends up at the BBQ for more sausages biggrin
Sigmund Freud would have plenty to say about that.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,370 posts

150 months

Wednesday 4th May 2016
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Anyone else think Caz is the worst actress ever to appear on UK tv. She delivers her lines like a 5 yr old in a nativity play.

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Wednesday 4th May 2016
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The actress who plays Sophie has built her whole career on that basis.

coppice

8,610 posts

144 months

Wednesday 4th May 2016
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With an embonpoint like Sophie's I haven't really concentrated on her acting skills . But the Caz creature is utterly dire and , whilst I am being bhy , why has Liz been replaced by Desperate Dan? That jaw...?

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Wednesday 4th May 2016
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coppice said:
With an embonpoint like Sophie's I haven't really concentrated on her acting skills . But the Caz creature is utterly dire and , whilst I am being bhy , why has Liz been replaced by Desperate Dan? That jaw...?
Reverting to my Gok Wan persona, maybe it's summat to do with her new hairstyle accentuating her lower face. Or too many cow pies.

I agree with the comments about acting abilities. Sophie delivers every word with a deadpan expression like she's never been taught how to smile. Most of the bit-part cast members recently have been embarrassingly poor actors - Caz is no exception. I don't mind as long as the writers can give us a few cracking lines every week.

Wacky Racer

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38,162 posts

247 months

Wednesday 4th May 2016
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I reckon Caz is definitely pulling the wool over Kate's eyes, there's now't wrong with her....I bet it turns out she's been kicked out of the army.

Anyway, what does Kate see in her?, Sophie is a much more interesting "proposition", I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall when they hook up for some one on one action....nerd

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I think Caz has been taking acting lessons off Johnny Vegas....smile

Off topic, but did anyone see Anthony Cotton on Bradley Walsh's Palladium variety show?....he's a bloody good dancer, nearly as good as Fred Astaire, he has gone up in my estimation.


TwigtheWonderkid

43,370 posts

150 months

Wednesday 4th May 2016
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berlintaxi said:
The actress who plays Sophie has built her whole career on that basis.
Caz makes Sophie look like Meryl Streep.

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Wednesday 4th May 2016
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I had a shiver up my spine when Crazy Nick was left with the baby. Close call - he needs to fess up.

Caz is about to be rumbled, methinks.

Nazirs might be next on the Phelan scamathon.

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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I was just musing over the possibilities of the new Billy/Homeless guy scenario. I wonder if this guy's a rent boy, and Billy has "used" him in the past? This thought is typical of my filthy mind. As is the outside possibility of a threesome twixt Kate, Caz and Sawfee*.

  • That's Kevspeak.

Wacky Racer

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38,162 posts

247 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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nicanary said:
I was just musing over the possibilities of the new Billy/Homeless guy scenario. I wonder if this guy's a rent boy, and Billy has "used" him in the past? This thought is typical of my filthy mind. As is the outside possibility of a threesome twixt Kate, Caz and Sawfee*.

  • That's Kevspeak.
Unfortunately Caz couldn't join it because she has a...... "bad leg"....grumpy

There's something going on with Billy, what's the betting the holiday deposit Shaun gave him ends up in that homeless lad's pocket......seems funny Billy has no money recently. Wonder where it's gone?

scratchchin


Edited by Wacky Racer on Thursday 5th May 19:12

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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I wouldn't place a wager on Sean's money going "missing", if that makes sense. The episode on Wednesday was typical soap "setting the scene". They telegraph what's going to happen next, a bit like a pass from Michael Carrick.

Meanwhile - why did impecunious Gail (who doesn't even own the house) have new kitchen unit doors fitted, when they could have been painted for a lot less money? And why pay a builder to fix a dripping tap? Turn off mains pressure, unscrew tap, fit new washer, replace tap, turn mains back on. Not rocket science.

wjwren

4,484 posts

135 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Meanwhile - why did impecunious Gail (who doesn't even own the house) have new kitchen unit doors fitted, when they could have been painted for a lot less money? And why pay a builder to fix a dripping tap? Turn off mains pressure, unscrew tap, fit new washer, replace tap, turn mains back on. Not rocket science.
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^ as jason doesnt charge anything then why not get him to use it. Ive no idea how he makes any money.

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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wjwren said:
Meanwhile - why did impecunious Gail (who doesn't even own the house) have new kitchen unit doors fitted, when they could have been painted for a lot less money? And why pay a builder to fix a dripping tap? Turn off mains pressure, unscrew tap, fit new washer, replace tap, turn mains back on. Not rocket science.
^ as jason doesnt charge anything then why not get him to use it. Ive no idea how he makes any money.
Did she know in advance that he wasn't going to charge? If she did, then I don't blame her. You're right, our Jas never seems to charge anyone he knows. He's a mug.

Wacky Racer

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38,162 posts

247 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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I wonder what happened to Fred Elliott's butchers shop, I say I wonder what happened to Fred Elliott's butchers shop?

And when is Jim M'cDonald coming out of the big house?

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Wacky Racer said:
I wonder what happened to Fred Elliott's butchers shop, I say I wonder what happened to Fred Elliott's butchers shop?

And when is Jim M'cDonald coming out of the big house?
Isn't the community centre now in the old Elliott shop?

Jim must be due out soon, so he must, although don't forget he would have had time added for the illegal hooch operation.

andymc

7,356 posts

207 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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catch yerself on Elisabeth

Wacky Racer

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38,162 posts

247 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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e600

1,327 posts

152 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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Wacky Racer said:
Goodness Liz with a round chin, looks like Desperate Dan now, so she does.
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