The official PH Coronation Street thread

[MrOnTheRopes]

coppice said:

Audrey I had to give him fifty blow...dries

Yes, I got to the "blow" bit and brain immediately thought WHAT?! for that split second haha

[MrOnTheRopes]

Vipers said:

She wants more........... Need something to spice it up.

We could get to see Caz faking an orgasm.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow. Maria.

[iandc]

MrOnTheRopes said:

We could get to see Caz faking an orgasm.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow. Maria.

Don't you mean Oh .... er ...... Oh.....er....... that...... was......won-der-ful......er
Having read "Caz" and "orgasm" in the same sentence I am off to lie down in a darkened room.

[nicanary]

The incestuous world of soap actors. Now we have Butch Dingle - what next - Zak and his greasy cap?

He's probably a better actor than many on the present cast.

[nicanary]

Todd v. Pat - and so it begins.........

[berlintaxi]

Nicked for planning to commit fraud, how is that an offence, you just deny it and there is no case.

[nicanary]

berlintaxi said:

Nicked for planning to commit fraud, how is that an offence, you just deny it and there is no case.

This is soap crime. Plus Eileen had only been misssing for an hour or so - I doubt the local plod would have been on high alert.

[Wacky Racer]

The last scene didn't make sense.

Phelan was arrested for allegedly committing fraud, presumably dobbed in by Todd, but Phelan's last word to Todd were to the effect of you can still come into the deal.

Why would he, when the police are now alerted to the scam?

Phelan will be OK, there isn't any hard evidence re his fiendish plot, other than he fired the architect.



Looks like Roy has a new bed partner...will Cathy be disappointed?

[57Ford]

Wacky Racer said:

The last scene didn't make sense.
Looks like Roy has a new bed partner...will Cathy be disappointed?

I reckon she might - I wouldn't put it past Roy to buy a pair of singles or even a bunk bed!

[nicanary]

Freddy was holding a soap tool - the screwdriver was brand spanking new. No dirt or grease, no dirty handle, no scratches or marks. So true to life.

So the deposit is £15k for the flats. Now the scam makes sense, except in the real world a reservation fee is only a fraction of that. I don't see how the writers could have done any background work on this storyline.

[surveyor]

£15,000 as a reservation fee?

What kind of market is going on in Manchester?

[nicanary]

The big question is - is Todd playing a double-bluff? Has he gone back to his old ways as a greedy heartless opportunist, or is he preparing to be on the inside in order to catch the villains? I like this storyline.

[Wacky Racer]

surveyor said:

£15,000 as a reservation fee?

What kind of market is going on in Manchester?

Prices are going through the roof.

Terraced houses in nice areas are up to £50,000 now....

I reckon Sharif should dump his wife and go with that other bird, she looks like a goer..........

Regarding Todd, he could be up to anything, Phelan and Vinny had better watch out.

[nicanary]

I agree with your synopsis about Phelan and Vinnie. I don't think they realise just what a cunning little sh*te he can be. He's probably as smart as the two of them put together.

My TV guide says Cathy confronts Nigel. Who's he? Maybe they're making plans for him...........

[Wacky Racer]

nicanary said:

I agree with your synopsis about Phelan and Vinnie. I don't think they realise just what a cunning little sh*te he can be. He's probably as smart as the two of them put together.

My TV guide says Cathy confronts Nigel. Who's he? Maybe they're making plans for him...........

I expect he's Alex's dad who she went to see on Monday, and attempted to get some dosh out of him for a deposit for one of the dynamic duo's (not existent) apartments.

She only wants what's best for him, Alex just needs that helping hand....

[nicanary]

Wacky Racer said:

nicanary said:

I agree with your synopsis about Phelan and Vinnie. I don't think they realise just what a cunning little sh*te he can be. He's probably as smart as the two of them put together.

My TV guide says Cathy confronts Nigel. Who's he? Maybe they're making plans for him...........

I expect he's Alex's dad who she went to see on Monday, and attempted to get some dosh out of him for a deposit for one of the dynamic duo's (not existent) apartments.

She only wants what's best for him, Alex just needs that helping hand....

I feared my jest would go unnoticed.

[berlintaxi]

Classy property launch, handing out brochures to random people in the street.

[DSLiverpool]

berlintaxi said:

Classy property launch, handing out brochures to random people in the street.

Show home in the yard ?

[nicanary]

berlintaxi said:

Classy property launch, handing out brochures to random people in the street.

They should have had a Prosecco reception in the Flying Horse. Cheese and pineapple, cocktail sausages, mushroom vol-au-vents. Invited the press and all that. Maybe Pat would have had a decent shave. And Eileen........

[Wacky Racer]

Sharif seemed interested. Maybe it would make a good love nest?