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CharlesAL

532 posts

123 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Meeja said:
What absolute garbage.

Tina is lying unconscious after a fall to a cobbled street.

she is heard moaning, and one minute later is on her feet, with no visible bruising and is making threats and shouting the odds.

Absolute tosh.
Yeah I thought the whole murder went down pretty badly, surely they could have come up with something better. I kept thinking of the bit in one of the Scary Movie films http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zLOrCQ0BpQ 'So is this the part where I'm supposed to beg for my life?'


derektrimblitz

313 posts

160 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Anyway that Kym Marsh would get it

Wacky Racer

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38,099 posts

246 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Kirk:-

"I got dropped on my head when I was a baby, but I got away with it"

hehe

Tuvra

7,920 posts

224 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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surveyor said:
Is Owen thick? Feelan needed him because he had been made bankrupt.

Therefore everything should have been in Owen's name. He should have put the development up for sale!
I was totally at a loss as well? He had already broke in his house & stole his motorbike so hes obviously not scared of him. Suddenly he turns into a little bh?!? Crap storyline!!

Also, can someone tell me how a builders yard makes money? Jason has never had one before yet they are bhing about "losing money every day the yard is closed". confused

onyx39

11,109 posts

149 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Tuvra said:
surveyor said:
Is Owen thick? Feelan needed him because he had been made bankrupt.

Therefore everything should have been in Owen's name. He should have put the development up for sale!
I was totally at a loss as well? He had already broke in his house & stole his motorbike so hes obviously not scared of him. Suddenly he turns into a little bh?!? Crap storyline!!

Also, can someone tell me how a builders yard makes money? Jason has never had one before yet they are bhing about "losing money every day the yard is closed". confused
It's because his Girlfriends son (cannot remember his name, Ginger hair, kicked out of the army) beat the crap out of him, and Feelan has said that he will go to the Police, which will result in instant Jail time.

AB

16,969 posts

194 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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onyx39 said:
It's because his Girlfriends son (cannot remember his name, Ginger hair, kicked out of the army) beat the crap out of him, and Feelan has said that he will go to the Police, which will result in instant Jail time.
Yep, Gary whacked him over the head and apparently Phelan had it on CCTV. If he'd have turned it over to the police then Gary would be straight to prison, is how I understood it.

Echo the comments on the builders yard, it makes no sense.

Glad Tina is going, she was starting to annoy me in the same way as Maria needs to go - shame it's the good looking ones that get on my tits.


AB

16,969 posts

194 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Oh and I can't believe I forgot to mention this... but how f**king awful was the tie that the detective was wearing!?

onyx39

11,109 posts

149 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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AB said:
Oh and I can't believe I forgot to mention this... but how f**king awful was the tie that the detective was wearing!?
... and the fact it had clearly had a row with his belt!

Wacky Racer

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38,099 posts

246 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Tuvra said:
Also, can someone tell me how a builders yard makes money? Jason has never had one before yet they are bhing about "losing money every day the yard is closed". confused
Q) Would you employ Jason Grimshaw to build your extension? biggrin

onyx39

11,109 posts

149 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Wacky Racer said:
Tuvra said:
Also, can someone tell me how a builders yard makes money? Jason has never had one before yet they are bhing about "losing money every day the yard is closed". confused
Q) Would you employ Jason Grimshaw to build your extension? biggrin
He never said what he was making money AT using the Builders Yard though did he.
He could have said "officer, I have all my my hookey goods stored at the builders yard" and every day the yard is closed, I am losing money" but I am guessing that would not have had the desired effect.

smile

Wacky Racer

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38,099 posts

246 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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I suspect what he meant was I keep my hammers, nails and wood in the yard, plus my van keys are on a nail behind the office back door.

Ergo:- No van, no work.

Anyway, it's a scene of crime, the investigation must take it's course yes, he can always claim on his insurance for loss of profits...(That's if he's got any)..laugh

Meanwhile, I bet Rob's sweating that Tina might come round in hospital, and spill the beans.

Maybe he will come in dressed as a doctor and administer a lethal injection to shut her up...

The excitement mounts....

DSLiverpool

14,673 posts

201 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Its not that exciting sadly, its gone from slightly believable to not remotely believable due to the writers getting a soap stiffy and over complicating it.

onyx39

11,109 posts

149 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Wacky Racer said:
I suspect what he meant was I keep my hammers, nails and wood in the yard, plus my van keys are on a nail behind the office back door.

Ergo:- No van, no work.

Anyway, it's a scene of crime, the investigation must take it's course yes, he can always claim on his insurance for loss of profits...(That's if he's got any)..laugh

Meanwhile, I bet Rob's sweating that Tina might come round in hospital, and spill the beans.

Maybe he will come in dressed as a doctor and administer a lethal injection to shut her up...

The excitement mounts....
You DO know it's not a documentary right?

nicanary

9,751 posts

145 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Wacky Racer said:
I suspect what he meant was I keep my hammers, nails and wood in the yard, plus my van keys are on a nail behind the office back door.

Ergo:- No van, no work.

Anyway, it's a scene of crime, the investigation must take it's course yes, he can always claim on his insurance for loss of profits...(That's if he's got any)..laugh

Meanwhile, I bet Rob's sweating that Tina might come round in hospital, and spill the beans.

Maybe he will come in dressed as a doctor and administer a lethal injection to shut her up...

The excitement mounts....
I'm waiting for Billie-Bob Thornton to arrive for the climax. One of his "in and out in a flash - job done" specials. The plot is excruciating but fun, that's what soaps are all about.

(Just reminded above of another fit bird -Kim Marsh. Pity about the tattoo but you don't see that with the lights out.....)

DSLiverpool

14,673 posts

201 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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If we ranked the women of corry ?

1, Tina pre getting head stoved in
2, Owens younger daughter
3, Maria
4, Michelle
5, Carla
6, Leanne's half sister

Not fussed over the rest


thebigmacmoomin

2,796 posts

168 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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DSLiverpool said:
If we ranked the women of corry ?

1, Tina pre getting head stoved in
2, Owens younger daughter
3, Maria
4, Michelle
5, Carla
6, Leanne's half sister

Not fussed over the rest
1/ Owens younger daughter
2/ Tina pre getting head stoved in
3/ Leanne's half sister
4/ Maria
5/ Michelle
6/ Carla

Wacky Racer

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38,099 posts

246 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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thebigmacmoomin said:
DSLiverpool said:
If we ranked the women of corry ?

1, Tina pre getting head stoved in
2, Owens younger daughter
3, Maria
4, Michelle
5, Carla
6, Leanne's half sister

Not fussed over the rest
1/ Owens younger daughter
2/ Tina pre getting head stoved in
3/ Leanne's half sister
4/ Maria
5/ Michelle
6/ Carla
Owen's younger daughter...thick as two small planks...did the dirty on Chesney, so can't be trusted.
Tina pre getting head kicked in..Fake tanned Essex girl...screwball
Leanne's half sister Eva,... She has her knockers but I think she's OK...bit dim though.
Maria...Fruitcake...has Kirk for a brother, say no more..rolleyes
Carla...Quite a handful but might be worth taking a punt...(I stood next to her in a queue at Manchester Airport...she's tiny)
Michelle...Probably best of a bad bunch, bit flighty though.

Now Anna....yes

That just leaves Fiz, Gail, Audrey, Rita, Dreary, Emily and Scary Mary.......yikes

(Maddie and Sophie are out of the equation)

Highway Star

3,573 posts

230 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Kylie?

DSLiverpool

14,673 posts

201 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Sophie would turn for me lick

nicanary

9,751 posts

145 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Highway Star said:
Kylie?
Jeez, I'd have to be desperate. That's as rough as a badger's.

(Funny how many folks are mentioning Anna - I thought it might be just me, but she's really pretty and I've long reckoned she's OK for a more mature woman. Does she really wear a fat-suit for the show, or was that a joke?)

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