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[Wacky Racer]

Some corkers from last night's episode, after Kylie stormed out of the salon:-

Audrey:- "Well she has put herself under a whole lot of pressure with this Max episode"

David:- "Yeah, that's it"

Liz:- "This MDMA thing"

David:- "ADHD"

Liz:- "What is MDMA?"

Maria:- "A type of wood isn't it?"






Mad Mary looking back fondly to an old school romance:-

"It was a brief relationship, mostly taking place in the cello cupboard......I see him in town with his other half....Clive!"



Great stuff:-


https://www.itv.com/itvplayer/coronation-street/01...

[nicanary]

MDMA? Didn't they do that "Time to pretend" track?

Edited by nicanary on Thursday 2nd October 16:35

[TwigtheWonderkid]

coppice said:

The Street is beautifully written , terrifically acted and has strong plot lines backed by even stronger characterisations. I am not ashamed to have been addicted for decades- and I don't watch any other soap . Spend 10 minutes watching popular but utterly ste TV ( Downton, Srictly ,X factor and the rest) and you will realise that there is lowest common denominator tabloid telly and there's good telly like the Street. It's been said before but if Dickens were still writing he'd probably be doing scripts for the Street.

I could have written this....if I was more ellikwint. Pretty much sums it up.

[226bhp]

Wacky Racer said:

Some corkers from last night's episode, after Kylie stormed out of the salon:-

Audrey:- "Well she has put herself under a whole lot of pressure with this Max episode"

David:- "Yeah, that's it"

Liz:- "This MDMA thing"

David:- "ADHD"

Liz:- "What is MDMA?"

Maria:- "A type of wood isn't it?"






Mad Mary looking back fondly to an old school romance:-

"It was a brief relationship, mostly taking place in the cello cupboard......I see him in town with his other half....Clive!"



Great stuff:-


https://www.itv.com/itvplayer/coronation-street/01...

The first 10 mins was back to back humour, there was more to laugh at there than 10yrs of Eastenders.

[Rich1973]

Nobody notice it was a Saab 900 that was being cleaned in the garage the other day? Tsk I thought this was pistonheads!
Didn't see the full car, but the curve of the windscreen is unmistakable. My GF was well impressed (not) when I said thats a Saab 900!

[Wacky Racer]

Rich1973 said:

Nobody notice it was a Saab 900 that was being cleaned in the garage the other day? Tsk I thought this was pistonheads!
Didn't see the full car, but the curve of the windscreen is unmistakable. My GF was well impressed (not) when I said thats a Saab 900!

No, this lot are more interested in Eva's curves it seems.......

[Denis O]

Wacky Racer said:

Rich1973 said:

Nobody notice it was a Saab 900 that was being cleaned in the garage the other day? Tsk I thought this was pistonheads!
Didn't see the full car, but the curve of the windscreen is unmistakable. My GF was well impressed (not) when I said thats a Saab 900!

No, this lot are more interested in Eva's curves it seems.......

Nowt wrong with that, although I think she's been reading this thread and seems to have toned down her plunging necklines as a consequence, in recent episodes.

[nicanary]

Denis O said:

Wacky Racer said:

Rich1973 said:

Nobody notice it was a Saab 900 that was being cleaned in the garage the other day? Tsk I thought this was pistonheads!
Didn't see the full car, but the curve of the windscreen is unmistakable. My GF was well impressed (not) when I said thats a Saab 900!

No, this lot are more interested in Eva's curves it seems.......

Nowt wrong with that, although I think she's been reading this thread and seems to have toned down her plunging necklines as a consequence, in recent episodes.

She's in the family way, as the old saying goes, so they're getting bigger all the time.......

[Denis O]

nicanary said:

Denis O said:

Wacky Racer said:

Rich1973 said:

Nobody notice it was a Saab 900 that was being cleaned in the garage the other day? Tsk I thought this was pistonheads!
Didn't see the full car, but the curve of the windscreen is unmistakable. My GF was well impressed (not) when I said thats a Saab 900!

No, this lot are more interested in Eva's curves it seems.......

Nowt wrong with that, although I think she's been reading this thread and seems to have toned down her plunging necklines as a consequence, in recent episodes.

She's in the family way, as the old saying goes, so they're getting bigger all the time.......

I didn't know that. Young Jason's a bit of a lad although perhaps I'm mixing fantasy with reality

[226bhp]

"If it's hot and it's got cheese on top your Mum will eat it" David tells Max sagely.

One thing I missed and that is why did Kylie go back to ze Fazerland?

[nicanary]

226bhp said:

"If it's hot and it's got cheese on top your Mum will eat it" David tells Max sagely.

One thing I missed and that is why did Kylie go back to ze Fazerland?

Supposedly to find Max's dad and tell him about the ADHD. The underlying sub-topic is whether she's looking for drugs.

[nicanary]

"I watched a documentary last night about the man with the huge cancer on his head. I had to turn it off - it was so sad. However was he going to get a hat to fit his head?" Classic Carp.

[Mr GrimNasty]

They managed to find an entire new pub full of people that can't act!

[226bhp]

nicanary said:

226bhp said:

"If it's hot and it's got cheese on top your Mum will eat it" David tells Max sagely.

One thing I missed and that is why did Kylie go back to ze Fazerland?

Supposedly to find Max's dad and tell him about the ADHD. The underlying sub-topic is whether she's looking for drugs.

And she did neither!

[onyx39]

226bhp said:

And she did neither!

Yet. I believe that Her big sister comes back to sort her drug problem

[Escort3500]

Mr GrimNasty said:

They managed to find an entire new pub full of people that can't act!

Thought the same thing. Without exception they all over-acted to varyiing degrees. Massive contrast to the acting quality of the regulars

[Oakey]

Isn't Ritalin basically like speed for normal people?

[AB]

Oakey said:

Isn't Ritalin basically like speed for normal people?

I'd have assumed the opposite.

[Oakey]

AB said:

I'd have assumed the opposite.

Why? Ritalin calms down people with ADHD. It has the opposite effect on those who don't have ADHD.

[Wacky Racer]

nicanary said:

"I watched a documentary last night about the man with the huge cancer on his head. I had to turn it off - it was so sad. However was he going to get a hat to fit his head?" Classic Carp.

That had me chucking too...