Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony: BBC1 8pm

[The Vambo]

paulw123 said:

hard to imagine how this could have been made worse

Al Jolson set?

[kenny.R400]

s, is this the commonwealth game or children in need?...............just need Bono or some other 2 faced obnoxious luvvie to join in now. These people f*ck the brains out of your desire to give to charities with no pressure applied to you.

Ungracious, hapless and overpaid cretins don't even say please. My monthly fiver is off to the RNLI.

[paulw123]

The Vambo said:

Northern Munkee said:

Could've done much better than Rod Stewart. Just looking through the list of scots musicians.

Also noticed Emeli Sande qualifies....

Biffy Clyro would have wrecked this joint.

Saturday Superhouse LOUD

[moanthebairns]

dmiller said:

deadslow said:

Falkirk sounds a lovely place

£5 tho ken eh? ;-)

that's a packet of drum
or a deep fried pizza and chips
or 6 corona

ill keep my £5 thank you very much, ken like

[moanthebairns]

it really does look like a sea of Noel Edmonds shirts in the Scottish section

[deadslow]

moanthebairns said:

ill keep my £5 thank you very much, ken like

WE'd have happily given you a fiver to fk off this evening, you moaning turdmuncher, ken like

[MonkeyHanger]

Standard Nelson Mandela moment.

[steviegunn]

Really missed a trick, should had Alestorm on instead of Rod, maybe Nicola could have fiddled along to Drink - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0

[Legacywr]

The Big 'Yawn'!

[The Vambo]

For all the BS. Wee bit proud of the NM stuff.

[moanthebairns]

deadslow said:

moanthebairns said:

ill keep my £5 thank you very much, ken like

WE'd have happily given you a fiver to fk off this evening, you moaning turdmuncher, ken like

does it still stand

[Legacywr]

She's got a nice arse!

[Northern Munkee]

Guess Emeli Sande wasn't available.

[StottyEvo]

The Vambo said:

For all the BS. Wee bit proud of the NM stuff.

I would be too.

Billy Connelly was brilliant as was the story.

[The Vambo]

moanthebairns said:

deadslow said:

moanthebairns said:

ill keep my £5 thank you very much, ken like

WE'd have happily given you a fiver to fk off this evening, you moaning turdmuncher, ken like

does it still stand

I'll paypal a fiver of you really munch a turd

[anonymous-user]

Didn't realise there was a main topic for it. I've been in some rubbish sub-forum with about 5 replies!

Looking forward to the sport.

The opening ceremony was awful except for the two from the Scottish Ballet who nearly rescued the whole thing.

[paulw123]

paulw123 said:

hard to imagine how this could have been made worse

ah now I know

[The Vambo]

Has that guy in the suit got someone else's fking teeth in?

[moanthebairns]

I was waiting for that to burst into

HERE COMES THE HIGHLAND GRANNY
TWO BIG TITS AND A HAIRY FANNY
na na na na na na na na na na nana as ive said before but I remembered the next verse

Here comes my brother Boaby
Did a jobby in my mother's lobby
na na na na na na na na na na nana

[The Vambo]

Considerate to put a drinks break in