Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony: BBC1 8pm

[The Vambo]

I'm getting under the sofa................

[y2blade]

driver67 said:

Socialist claptrap so far, think of the children. WTF

Very ironic on BBC isn't it.

recording it now, I've put a film on

[snuffy]

You know what's going to happen next ? They will wheel out Alex Salmond wearing a crown.

[TokyoSexwhale]

This is st.

[Spudler]

Gay .
Can only get better.

[amare32]

This is shambolic as an opening ceremony. Really good use of my taxes.

[TokyoSexwhale]

fking marshmello cake?

[Northern Munkee]

I thought what's his face from dr who was American?

Oh by the way wtf!

[Fishtigua]

Oh Dear GOD!!!

Has someone got a stalking rifle?

[The Vambo]

My girlfriend is dancing here, she has done a couple of hundred hours practice over the last few weeks.

Think she must have been having an affair instead.

[The Nur]

This is proper poo.

[StottyEvo]

I've just put it on, and this is terrible.

Even my Gran is hysterically laughing at how bad it is.

[moanthebairns]

oh dear god, im actually embarrassed

I liked the tea cake section though

[MiniMan64]

fking hell this is hilarious!!

(For reference Barrowman is actually Scottish but he sure as hell doesn't talk with that accent!)

[Daz68]

Carol Kirkwood coming up in a bikini soon doing the weather I hope.

[driver67]

Seriously cringeworthy....

[The Vambo]

Is it wrong to hope for a terrorist attack?

[The Nur]

moanthebairns said:

oh dear god, im actually embarrassed

I liked the tea cake section though

Yeah, I can get on board with Tunnock's

[kenny.R400]

This tw@ts Beijings effort..........funniest thing on telly for ages

[Legacywr]

No-one say Jrackerjack FFS!