Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony: BBC1 8pm

[crmcatee]

Spinning Teacakes..

Mmmmmmm hungry..

[Shaw Tarse]

I've given up!

[devonshiredave]

Was this produced by the local primary school nativity committee ?

Scotland..... hang your heads in shame

[TokyoSexwhale]

Who's the blonde dyke?

[0a]

Given the non existent profile of this event (I speak as someone in Scotland) we should have put the £400m into the Olympics - it seems a real waste of money spending so much to get so little (though I suppose it's another event to compete at for junior athletes).

[moanthebairns]

THATS IT, that's fking it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? wtf if I seen that at a school show id be impressed that was pish, I mean it was worse than brazil 2014 we could actually hear them

gees a swatch of your fanny is all im thinking of as well

[StottyEvo]

The Vambo said:

Is it wrong to hope for a terrorist attack?

I just said "I hope a plane crashes into this" so no.

But then I realised that it would be on the news for the next few days, showing clips of the show. So yes, it is wrong to hope for a terrorist attack

[The Vambo]

She doesn't even speak like that..........STOP SPEAKING LIKE A SCUMBAG

[steviegunn]

I'm just glad Aberdeen was omitted so we can distance ourselves from this.

[Spudler]

Should have had Rab C Nessbit opening.

[moanthebairns]

I spilt coffee on amys hat at a Falkirk game, MY CLAIM TO FAME, shes also my imaginary girlfriend

[Convert]

Drunks in a park singing a Rod Stewart song.


Pretty much sums up Glasgow to me

[The Vambo]

devonshiredave said:

Was this produced by the local primary school nativity committee ?

Scotland..... hang your heads in shame

The worst thing (apart from the ACTUAL show) is that it was written by a bloody Aussie.

[Matt..]

The bit I saw was a little embarrassing, but not quite to the level of Brazils World Cup opening ceremony!

[Campo]

The Vambo said:

My girlfriend is dancing here, she has done a couple of hundred hours practice over the last few weeks.

Think she must have been having an affair instead.

[srob]

This is shockingly bad. Looks more like a town carnival dancing round the Lidl carpark than an opening ceremony.

Did I read somewhere that they're expecting a global audience of 1 billion people watching this ste?!

How embarrassing

[moanthebairns]

oh fk its rod

[StottyEvo]

Campo said:

The Vambo said:

My girlfriend is dancing here, she has done a couple of hundred hours practice over the last few weeks.

Think she must have been having an affair instead.

I just read this out and got a room full of laughs, beauty

[0a]

moanthebairns said:

I spilt coffee on amys hat at a Falkirk game, MY CLAIM TO FAME, shes also my imaginary girlfriend

Don't you mean her claim to fame?

Never heard of her, but it have seen a post by you before.

[madbadger]

I liked the bit with the welding masks. Essential dance wear.

Rod looks battered.