Alex Polizzi - The Fixer

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Steamer

13,858 posts

213 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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DSLiverpool said:
They said they do £1800 a day but need £2100 I call bks,
I did a double take on those figures too, but I dont think it was covered in any more detail.

He did seem to have 4 or 5 members of staff, maybe more at the weekend.
Kitchen
Rent? - Big unit too
Insurance must be pretty costly
Heating during winter
Previous loans for the equipment

£760K+ a year though?!

She must have meant £2100 a month.

FourWheelDrift

88,537 posts

284 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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Steamer said:
I did a double take on those figures too, but I dont think it was covered in any more detail.

He did seem to have 4 or 5 members of staff, maybe more at the weekend.
Said they employ a manager and 26 staff in total at the begining - 3m06s - http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04w8xlf/alex...

BigBen

11,644 posts

230 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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Steamer said:
DSLiverpool said:
They said they do £1800 a day but need £2100 I call bks,
I did a double take on those figures too, but I dont think it was covered in any more detail.

He did seem to have 4 or 5 members of staff, maybe more at the weekend.
Kitchen
Rent? - Big unit too
Insurance must be pretty costly
Heating during winter
Previous loans for the equipment

£760K+ a year though?!

She must have meant £2100 a month.
£2100 a month would only cover the rent and rates on that building. Insurance is not as much as everyone thinks, a couple of grand a year perhaps. Staff bills could be £5k a month assuming he takes a wage and pays the manager at least £15k a year. Repaying his £400k investment may or may not still be an overhead (he had been going 9 years)

With other costs even £2100 a week seems tight so perhaps it was per day. The centre Mrs BigBen is working on will need to turnover a good few hundred K and is a fair chunk smaller than the one in the show.

Ben

DSLiverpool

14,751 posts

202 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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26 staff not all at once, they will have part timers on short hours and very flexible. Did you see 4 teenagers round the table for cleaning rota !

FourWheelDrift

88,537 posts

284 months

Tuesday 10th February 2015
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Overstocked........used to work in stock control rofl

DoubleSix

11,715 posts

176 months

Tuesday 10th February 2015
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Just me or is this a bit st this week?

Or maybe I just loathe the wedding 'industry'.

Steamer

13,858 posts

213 months

Tuesday 10th February 2015
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Yer - that's quite an improvement!

...not quite the car crash I was expecting after her opening gambit about getting the leasing terms terribly wrong!

Alex with her boots on again.. Mmmmm

strummerville

1,015 posts

127 months

Tuesday 10th February 2015
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Steamer said:
Alex with her boots on again.. Mmmmm

Oh yes... So it's not just me, then!

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

152 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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BigBen said:
£2100 a month would only cover the rent and rates on that building. Insurance is not as much as everyone thinks, a couple of grand a year perhaps. Staff bills could be £5k a month assuming he takes a wage and pays the manager at least £15k a year. Repaying his £400k investment may or may not still be an overhead (he had been going 9 years)

With other costs even £2100 a week seems tight so perhaps it was per day. The centre Mrs BigBen is working on will need to turnover a good few hundred K and is a fair chunk smaller than the one in the show.

Ben
I'd be surprised if £2100 pcm covered rent and rates.

He said it was 10,000 sq ft, I would take a (complete) guess at maybe £3.50 per sq ft for a building like that, maybe £3 - though impossible to tell with no research.

You'd need to be at about £1.60 - £1.70 psf to make it £2100 pcm for rent and rates - and it looked a bit smarter than that I have to say

Wacky Racer

38,163 posts

247 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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Regarding the play centre, the first thing I would change would be the outside appearance, the place was an eyesore, no signage and a tatty old rusty metal container stuck by the front door...also to not cater for kids meals was unbelievable.

The place was filthy to, the staff should be on their hands and knees scrubbing the all equipment with dettol or similar at the end of every day.

Also to not want to pick the brains of a competitor was idiotic, he could have gone in posing as a prospective customer checking the place out.



Full marks to the wedding planner lady, she had some decent ideas, but working from home would be a big snag I would guess...She deserved to succeed, but competition is tough in that field.....she didn't really have a USP.....



The trouble with the Torquay tea room was the location, 20 minutes away from the town centre, the bloke was a knob, and the daughter looked like she had been eating all the cream teas....biggrin


Very impressed with AP though....virtually everything she says makes sense, pity so many businesses are not prepared to change their old ways, or at least think about it.


Great viewing, nearly as good as Corrie.

DSLiverpool

14,751 posts

202 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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Wacky Racer said:
Regarding the play centre, the first thing I would change would be the outside appearance, the place was an eyesore, no signage and a tatty old rusty metal container stuck by the front door...also to not cater for kids meals was unbelievable.

The place was filthy to, the staff should be on their hands and knees scrubbing the all equipment with dettol or similar at the end of every day.

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I think the concrete floor wasn't sealed and its a bugger to do once your in the building - concrete dust is never ending.

Wacky Racer

38,163 posts

247 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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DSLiverpool said:
Wacky Racer said:
Regarding the play centre, the first thing I would change would be the outside appearance, the place was an eyesore, no signage and a tatty old rusty metal container stuck by the front door...also to not cater for kids meals was unbelievable.

The place was filthy to, the staff should be on their hands and knees scrubbing all the equipment with dettol or similar at the end of every day.

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I think the concrete floor wasn't sealed and its a bugger to do once your in the building - concrete dust is never ending.
Fair comment DS, but it would not cost too much to coat the floor with garage floor paint.

When two of my lads were younger at college, they worked part time in a large privately run place like this, locally to me for beer money, and the owners were fastidious about this, although that was eight years ago.

You can't expect it to be like a palace, but a thick layer of dust is unacceptable, and would put most punters off, if there is an alternative play facility nearby.

I thought the guy was quite nice, and hard working, but it's easy to get in a rut and become complacent, which is the point Alex is always trying to make in these programmes.

smile

BigBen

11,644 posts

230 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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Wacky Racer said:
DSLiverpool said:
Wacky Racer said:
Regarding the play centre, the first thing I would change would be the outside appearance, the place was an eyesore, no signage and a tatty old rusty metal container stuck by the front door...also to not cater for kids meals was unbelievable.

The place was filthy to, the staff should be on their hands and knees scrubbing all the equipment with dettol or similar at the end of every day.

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I think the concrete floor wasn't sealed and its a bugger to do once your in the building - concrete dust is never ending.
Fair comment DS, but it would not cost too much to coat the floor with garage floor paint.

When two of my lads were younger at college, they worked part time in a large privately run place like this, locally to me for beer money, and the owners were fastidious about this, although that was eight years ago.

You can't expect it to be like a palace, but a thick layer of dust is unacceptable, and would put most punters off, if there is an alternative play facility nearby.

I thought the guy was quite nice, and hard working, but it's easy to get in a rut and become complacent, which is the point Alex is always trying to make in these programmes.

smile
The main feedback we have got from every one is make sure your centre is clean. Number one item so no excuses

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

152 months

Thursday 12th February 2015
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I quite enjoyed the last one. It was quite refreshing to see someone embracing change.

I think she had the potential to be a slick operator once she had got the poor 'ickle me monkey off her back

eastlmark

1,654 posts

207 months

Tuesday 17th February 2015
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another poor show this week Pet shop in Wimbledon run by a couple of well you just have to watch it on I player then . Really scraping the barrel. There must be more interesting failing business out there.

FourWheelDrift

88,537 posts

284 months

Tuesday 17th February 2015
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I think they do try and do a different business each time to show diversity of business effected.

All different - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Polizzi:_The_Fix...

BigBen

11,644 posts

230 months

Tuesday 17th February 2015
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eastlmark said:
another poor show this week Pet shop in Wimbledon run by a couple of well you just have to watch it on I player then . Really scraping the barrel. There must be more interesting failing business out there.
and it did not really need much expert insight to see why it was failing, a weak episode.

matchmaker

8,492 posts

200 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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The boyfriend seemed very controlling.

droopsnoot

11,944 posts

242 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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I thought there was a bit of pouting going on when they were talking about how to get the staff to work better with the boyfriend, though the problem solved itself ultimately. Only half-watching this one though, not as interesting as the others have been. Maybe they just weren't doing anything quite as terrible as the others - usually there's a jaw-drop moment and there just wasn't here. Though going to the trouble of printing those leaflets and standing around handing them out only to find they hadn't put the phone number on was a bit stupid.

KP328

1,812 posts

195 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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It was poor episode this week unfortunately and i kinda lost interest in it. The couple cant have it easy with having double yellow lines on the road out side the shop and a big pet shop close by with parking.