Alex Polizzi - The Fixer

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JimmyConwayNW

3,065 posts

126 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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What a tosspot he was.

J4CKO

41,623 posts

201 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Anyone else find Alex Polizzi strangely alluring ?

brad40

51 posts

134 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Yup.

I can't believe that it took a tea shop to 'break' her. That's the first time I've seen her being less than polite to the idiot she is dealing with.


A very tough family to deal with as they are Messers..

CMYKguru

3,017 posts

176 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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The fat ginger whinge was getting on my nerves.

"she uses buttercream, i said to use whipped cream'

oh give over it's a bloody cafe not Morgan Stanley

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Well...blimey.

Quite a lot wrong there.

1). They say the tea room as it was,was their 'vision' and 'dream'. Well that the sttiest, most half arsed dream I have seen in my life, with its mock Tudor 'wood' st and threadbare carpet.

2). You can run a mediocre/failing business and have it how you like, or you can pander to what your customer wants. If these do not coincide, and a poor GCSE business studies student could have told you that in this case they don't, you pick one and the make peace with your choice.

3). Him. It's entirely possible that it was edited unkindly, but on face value, and that's all we have to go on, he was a lot of the problem. By asking for help and not accepting it, I imagine he was hoping/expecting to be told that he was doing everything right and it was someone/something else's fault that the business was failing. He didn't actually want to change - he still did his books manually for pete's sake. You can't see a disk was his excuse. Very strange. Basically an old school bully, who's aggression has taken him as far as it can for someone with limited acumen. I have instructed SWMBO to remove my testicles and dump me in a canal if I ever speak to her like he spoke to his family!

4). I think the idea of a tea room is twee and outdated anyway (though as a male under 30 I am probably not the target audience) - I know they are no different to a cafe in thought and deed, but hell, there's the power of perception for you.

5). And no, you're not strange, Ms Polizzi is an attractive woman - it's her baring and attitude more than anything IMHO

Edited by Vocal Minority on Wednesday 28th January 09:27


Edited by Vocal Minority on Wednesday 28th January 10:17

The Don of Croy

6,002 posts

160 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Very entertaining!

Maybe Ray has a point in losing the essential 'feel' by painting over false timberwork...I know I'd miss it. Poor lamb. At least he got his signs back up - so much better to actually say 'eatery' when all these years I'd assumed a tea shop only sold beverages.

I wonder if he watched the programme?

As for Alex, ding dong!

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Oh yeah, I also have an irrational, but deep and passionate dislike if the word 'eatery'.

It's use in a cafe/restaurant name is unacceptable. He may as we'll stand outside exposing his behind to passers by for all the good that word does in my book.

mcbook

1,384 posts

176 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Everything has already been said about Ray - what a tool/child/bully/idiot.

His reaction to the sew signs was hilarious. I think the fact that they incorporated the teapot into the new, more simple designs was actually very successful. His main objection seemed to be that the words didn't use up all the space on the sign boards. It was quite funny but did make me feel sad for his family.

The new signs he revealed at the end were unbelievable. They looked like something you'd see on the side of a Bedford van.

Salterns

650 posts

119 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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mcbook said:
The new signs he revealed at the end were unbelievable. They looked like something you'd see on the side of a Bedford van.
The Ray signage reminded me of a truck stop at the side of a motorway.

Clearly the family don't know how to handle criticism, something I think they may be getting rather a lot of, now the programme has been shown. If Ray lived for another 50 years there would STILL be someone who walks in for the first time and says ' are you that plonker off the telly' biggrin I give Ray 3 months before he throws the towel in, I hope the daughter has the brains to take the advice.


Sir Snaz

571 posts

187 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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J4CKO said:
Anyone else find Alex Polizzi strangely alluring ?
I concur .....she shouldn't flick me up...but does! smile

Halmyre

11,210 posts

140 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Vocal Minority said:
5). And no, you're not strange, Ms Polizzi is an attractive woman - it's her baring and attitude more than anything IMHO
wobble

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Halmyre said:
wobble
yeah...I just guessed. I of course meant bearing - as in the way she carries herself.

However I am sure someone will tell me that my original spelling is freudian

Freakuk

3,153 posts

152 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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J4CKO said:
Anyone else find Alex Polizzi strangely alluring ?
Definitely one of my guilty pleasures

budgie smuggler

5,392 posts

160 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Has she had a boob job? Her chebs looked bigger this week than I remembered.

Bit of a guilty pleasure for me anyway, especially doing her stern look lick

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

262 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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budgie smuggler said:
Has she had a boob job? Her chebs looked bigger this week than I remembered.
Definitely not the type, gone down in my estimation if so.

budgie smuggler

5,392 posts

160 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Dr Jekyll said:
Definitely not the type, gone down in my estimation if so.
Same here WRT fakies, perhaps it was just the outfit she was wearing.

FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Current series was just over a year since she had her boy - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/hotels/ukhotels/...

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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At the risk of being accused of being a softy.

From discussing the relative merits of the business and praising her talents and abilities, the discussion has inevitably turned to her norks! It's all very PH - only one step away from those heathens on the Top Gear thread...which is more a warning from history/the internet than a discussion

Halmyre

11,210 posts

140 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Vocal Minority said:
At the risk of being accused of being a softy.

From discussing the relative merits of the business and praising her talents and abilities, the discussion has inevitably turned to her norks! It's all very PH - only one step away from those heathens on the Top Gear thread...which is more a warning from history/the internet than a discussion
Fair's fair, Jezza's pot belly was mentioned in the TG thread, so in the name of equal opportunititty opportunity we should also discuss Ms Polizzi's physical qualititties qualities...

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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hehe

I really shouldn't have laughed at 'qualititties'