I'm a celebrity GMOOH 2014

[Roo]

Nearly that time of year when a bunch of "celebrities" go camping for a few weeks.

Rumours so far are:

Michael Le Vell (again)
Tulisa
Melanie Sykes
Tom Daley
Gemma Merna (Who?)
Josie Cunningham (Who?)

One, apparently, definitely not going is Paddy McGuinness.

So, who would be good to be in it this year?

[Mcphisto]

Johnny Vegas would be a laugh.

[Nom de ploom]

There will be complaints that contestants have to have close encounters with creepy things....

mind you most of the blokes on here don't mind Tulisa that much

[griffin dai]

Not again! Not again!!!!!

Looks like the whisky cabinets getting another canning then when the missis forces me to watch it. Only way I can get through it

[ShawCrossShark]

Oh the joys of seeing those simpering, bouncing Geordie hobbits back on the telly

No doubt I will be told how much of a grumpy old man I am repeatedly whilst being forced to ingest this moronity through the media force feeding it to us

[anonymous-user]

Roo said:

Gemma Merna (Who?)
Josie Cunningham (Who?)

Gemma Merna is some Hollyoaks bird, blonde and big boobs

Josie Cunningham is the NHS Boob Job, selling rights to birth bint who features in the Daily Mail a lot

[Roo]

Mcphisto said:

Johnny Vegas would be a laugh.

He would be funny. Always seems up for a laugh on Celebrity Juice.

For those that don't like it, watch something else. There's plenty on.

[Japveesix]

I've seen rumours of:

Kris Akabusi
John Major
Alan Fletcher
Susanna Reid
Kirk Douglas
Jasmine Harman
Gabrielle

[Roo]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Explains why I hadn't heard of the first one.

The second one.

[wolfracesonic]

Here's hoping it's filmed in Liberia or Sierra Leone..........

[mcelliott]

wolfracesonic said:

Here's hoping it's filmed in Liberia or Sierra Leone..........

Or failing that, the Turkey/Syria border would make for interesting viewing.

[CMYKguru]

I hear Melanie Sykes is good at beating people.

Didn't she beat her boyfriend / husband for stealing her last tin of Boddingtons

[Roo]

CMYKguru said:

I hear Melanie Sykes is good at beating people.

Didn't she beat her boyfriend / husband for stealing her last tin of Boddingtons

She's certainly punched a couple.

[Morningside]

As long as it's not that White Dee scum I don't really mind who.

I expect there will be some filler. Usually an American has been.

[Roo]

Rumours also of:

Alex Reid.
Michelle Keegan.
Brianne Delcourt.

[Escort3500]

Not one of the aforementioned is a 'celebrity', At best they're TV personalities, or more accurately happen to have been on TV.

[Roo]

Escort3500 said:

Not one of the aforementioned is a 'celebrity', At best they're TV personalities, or more accurately happen to have been on TV.

Similar to those on Strictly Come Dancing then.

[Morningside]

There will be:
Hot male, hot female, some obscure 'star' from the 1980s, token gay bloke, token black, one who wimps out of everything, a 'who the hell is that' or 'I thought they were dead' and an American.

[callyman]

wolfracesonic said:

Here's hoping it's filmed in Liberia or Sierra Leone..........

Living on a diet of rice and bats.

[gpo746]

Isnt it done in that "dead period" of TV time just before xmas - early December ?