Masterchef: The Professionals

[Laurel Green]

Athlon said:

Sea urchins

Even I know what a Sea Urchin looks like.

[Fleegle]

[Laurel Green]

I nearly attacked the TV screen with a spoon when seeing that pudding.

[DoctorX]

Laurel Green said:

I nearly attacked the TV screen with a spoon when seeing that pudding.

Marcus's pudding looked lovely. I'd give that blokes chocolate orange job room in my belly too. Mr story-on-plate is a bit up himself though.

[Pickled]

DoctorX said:

Mr story-on-plate is a bit up himself though.

Don't think Marcus was too impressed with his cocky reply, the Mr Nice mask slipped and he pulled his plate to pieces

[RemyMartin]

Honestly say Marcus's pudding is one of the nicest things I've ever seen in masterchef in terms of desirability. Chocolate heaven.

Wasn't keen on Mr stroppy but Marcus at the end said he likes that. Interesting see jobs tomorrow goes.

[Baron Greenback]

Compared to the other contestants of other episodes these guys didn't shine at all!

[Mastodon2]

Mr Story on a plate seems like a right pretentious little wker.

[Laurel Green]

Fleegle said:

Monica did not hold back with the expressions this evening.

[spikeyhead]

Laurel Green said:

Fleegle said:

Monica did not hold back with the expressions this evening.

Watching Monica and Greg communicate with their facial expressions through the technical has been one of the highlights of the series. An exchange of glances often communicates more then five minutes of rambling from the Australian masterchef judges.

[RemyMartin]

Monica's face is legendary on the skills test.

[Laurel Green]

I don't get Kris at all. First he says if he is not happy with a dish he would rather throw it on the floor rather than serve it; then when slated for his dish says that he wasn't happy with it either.

[Mastodon2]

Laurel Green said:

I don't get Kris at all. First he says if he is not happy with a dish he would rather throw it on the floor rather than serve it; then when slated for his dish says that he wasn't happy with it either.

I'm glad they've gotten shot of him, he is an odious little turd with an over-inflated opinion of himself.

[mcelliott]

Fleegle said:

Reckon Greg's lobbed his trouser trout out...

[Tony2or4]

anonymous said:

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I'd like to think that this is in fact the real Marcus Wareing, and that the obnoxious version we saw in Great British Menu, who caused Johnnie Mountain to storm off in disgust, was a fake, created by an over-enthusiastic interpretation of an instruction from that programme's producers along the lines of "You're a mentor, and what we want to see is a bit of the old Hard Man".

[DoctorX]

I'm not missing MRJ as much as I thought, just as enjoyable. A good replacement.

[HairyMaclary]

mcelliott said:

Fleegle said:

Reckon Greg's lobbed his trouser trout out...

Lol. Have a nosh on that love.

Marcus is great. Was worried when it first started that he would be a proper nob, but no. He seems to be a top bloke. Tom Kerridge in his encoragement and totally different to the mw we saw in great British menu.

[Laurel Green]

Maybe he has been reading this thread?

[skinny]

Found it pretty funny when Marcus changed from meh into completely ripping into 'story on a plate' when he tried to argue that a floppy tart was a good thing.

[Oakey]

Scott is like the grey man, I swear his accent changes every time he's on screen. Is he geordie? Welsh? German? Polish?