Jurassic World
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I'm actually amazed at how bad this looks. In fact, I'm angry that it looks like they've wasted the opportunity. They had all the resources, all the money and they've made something that looks like it fell out of Michael Bay's arse.
How can this happen? How is it even possible to get a dinosaur film wrong? How can the CGI look so bad in this day and age? Was this really a trailer for Sharknado 3?
I've decided I already hate all of the painfully cliched characters and because Spielberg's involved I'm going to assume those kids have some kind of issue with their Dad. Because every Spielberg film has an issue with the Dad. Let me guess, he works too much and doesn't spend time with his family.
As for the dinosaurs. Why do you need to invent a hybrid f
king dinosaur? Dinosaurs are already big, scary monsters you fking cretins. You don't have to make one up.
As for: "She'll kill anything that moves"
Why? Why would she do that? No creature would "kill anything that moves" because it'd be a completely pointless waste of energy and it'd die of exhaustion before breakfast. Animals just don't behave like that. And yes, even dinosaurs don't because it makes absolutely no sense.
Why can't you make them scary by making them unpredictable like real scary animals are? Instead, it looks like they'll relentlessly run towards the squawking child like the enemies in a 1990s computer game. Before AI was invented.
I hate this film already.
How can this happen? How is it even possible to get a dinosaur film wrong? How can the CGI look so bad in this day and age? Was this really a trailer for Sharknado 3?
I've decided I already hate all of the painfully cliched characters and because Spielberg's involved I'm going to assume those kids have some kind of issue with their Dad. Because every Spielberg film has an issue with the Dad. Let me guess, he works too much and doesn't spend time with his family.
As for the dinosaurs. Why do you need to invent a hybrid f
king dinosaur? Dinosaurs are already big, scary monsters you fking cretins. You don't have to make one up.As for: "She'll kill anything that moves"
Why? Why would she do that? No creature would "kill anything that moves" because it'd be a completely pointless waste of energy and it'd die of exhaustion before breakfast. Animals just don't behave like that. And yes, even dinosaurs don't because it makes absolutely no sense.
Why can't you make them scary by making them unpredictable like real scary animals are? Instead, it looks like they'll relentlessly run towards the squawking child like the enemies in a 1990s computer game. Before AI was invented.
I hate this film already.
So what did you want from this film? I'm confused.
You can't just dump them on the island again, you've got to move it on somehow.
I agree the CGI looks a bit duff but as others have pointed out, they've got time (hopefully) to sort it out. As for hybrid dinosaurs, why not? They are already genetically modified animals, you know that human race couldn't resit dicking around a bit more if it meant a few more dollars
You can't just dump them on the island again, you've got to move it on somehow.
I agree the CGI looks a bit duff but as others have pointed out, they've got time (hopefully) to sort it out. As for hybrid dinosaurs, why not? They are already genetically modified animals, you know that human race couldn't resit dicking around a bit more if it meant a few more dollars
MiniMan64 said:
What do you know that we don't then?
My idea comes purely from this poster:
Apparently, may be completely wrong, the old park is over run with wild dinosaurs. During the film the metaphorical floodgates are opened where wild meet tamed and all hell breaks loose with lots of dino on dino action.My idea comes purely from this poster:
Edited by MiniMan64 on Tuesday 25th November 20:36
MLH said:
Apparently, may be completely wrong, the old park is over run with wild dinosaurs. During the film the metaphorical floodgates are opened where wild meet tamed and all hell breaks loose with lots of dino on dino action.
There's a pun relating to dino-beastiality knocking around in there somewhere...MLH said:
MiniMan64 said:
What do you know that we don't then?
My idea comes purely from this poster:
Apparently, may be completely wrong, the old park is over run with wild dinosaurs. During the film the metaphorical floodgates are opened where wild meet tamed and all hell breaks loose with lots of dino on dino action.My idea comes purely from this poster:
Edited by MiniMan64 on Tuesday 25th November 20:36
FourWheelDrift said:
MiniMan64 said:
Sounds awesome but would they really build a new park without clearing out the old one first?
I wouldn't like to volunteer to go in with a mop & bucket. Best just wall it in, forget about it and it'll go away."When you try to sound like Hammond, it comes off as a hustle. I mean, it's not your fault. They say talent skips a generation. So, I'm sure your kids will be sharp as tacks."
"Hammond's reach exceeded his grasp. Mine does not"
"Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas. And I'm gonna be there when you learn that."
Matt_N said:
So Chris Pratt's character is there telling the evil scientist that creating a hybrid dinosaur is a silly thing to do, then we cut to him releasing a pack of seemingly trained raptors whilst he leads them out on his motorbike?
Right.
Yeah, it would be better if he was riding a raptor.... yeeeeee ha.Right.
jmorgan said:
Matt_N said:
jmorgan said:
Yeah, it would be better if he was riding a raptor.... yeeeeee ha.
Yee-haa
... http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...Sarah Palin, talking to Hitler, riding a T-Rex
So, looks like a silly CGI popcorn fest to scare the kids and get a few 'jumps' out of the Adults too - harmless brain out fun - just like the few ones - I'm in.
I'm only slightly miffed it's not out till June, 7 months!!! I was hoping to see it Boxing Day, are trailers out so far before the film normal?
I'm only slightly miffed it's not out till June, 7 months!!! I was hoping to see it Boxing Day, are trailers out so far before the film normal?
Restricted Area = Original park with left alone wild dinosaurs?
Anyways, here's something to ease the worry on the CGI looking iffy. A comparison shot of the Guardians of the Galaxy original trailer from February and extended trailer from June. They have time to work on the CGI on this between now and the release.
Anyways, here's something to ease the worry on the CGI looking iffy. A comparison shot of the Guardians of the Galaxy original trailer from February and extended trailer from June. They have time to work on the CGI on this between now and the release.
Jurassic Park
Humans meddle with dinosaur DNA, dinosaurs get out and try to eat everyone, they're stopped just in time. Everyone that survives realises the error of their ways and fks off home.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Humans meddle with dinosaur DNA, dinosaurs get out and try to eat everyone, they're stopped just in time. Everyone that survives realises the error of their ways and fks off home.
Jurassic Park 3
Humans meddle with dinosaur DNA, dinosaurs get out and try to eat everyone, they're stopped just in time. Everyone that survives realises the error of their ways and fks off home.
Jurassic World
Humans meddle with dinosaur DNA, dinosaurs get out and try to eat everyone, they're stopped just in time. Everyone that survives realises the error of their ways and fks off home.
Q: Will I pay money to see this kind of st?
A: No, I'd rather stick a live cobra down my japper.
Humans meddle with dinosaur DNA, dinosaurs get out and try to eat everyone, they're stopped just in time. Everyone that survives realises the error of their ways and f
ks off home.The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Humans meddle with dinosaur DNA, dinosaurs get out and try to eat everyone, they're stopped just in time. Everyone that survives realises the error of their ways and f
ks off home.Jurassic Park 3
Humans meddle with dinosaur DNA, dinosaurs get out and try to eat everyone, they're stopped just in time. Everyone that survives realises the error of their ways and f
ks off home.Jurassic World
Humans meddle with dinosaur DNA, dinosaurs get out and try to eat everyone, they're stopped just in time. Everyone that survives realises the error of their ways and f
ks off home.Q: Will I pay money to see this kind of s
t?A: No, I'd rather stick a live cobra down my japper.
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