What movie quotes do you use in everyday conversation?

What movie quotes do you use in everyday conversation?

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Jam Spavlin

909 posts

185 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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Take care now bye bye then!

Borrowed from Ace Ventura pet detective.

Usually used when leaving a friends house or the local corner shop biggrin

bodhi

10,486 posts

229 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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When driving through a dodgy area

"We can't stop here, this is bat country"

When describing my old Fiat

"60 percent of the time, it works every time"

And often in conversation with the OH I will replace the word now with the word meow, in respect to the classic scene from Super Troopers.

MiltonBaines

1,267 posts

252 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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Finish him - karate kid, when my oh talks about doing her boxercise.

ain't got time to bleed - predator, when I'm busy and get given more to do, work and home.

exsqueeze me, baking powder, a sphincter says what - waynes workd, when listening to someone dull

chill winston - Lock stock... , when somone is stressed or over excited

can everyone stop getting shot - lock stock, when its all going to pot at work and my colleagues need to stop and think

get me riggs, lethal weapon 2, when the south african at work talks

All the big ones - the office when brent is asked his favourite motzart music - when somone is talking about their favourite bands, or i ask them what their third favourite song from their fave band is


Edited by MiltonBaines on Friday 19th December 00:00


Edited by MiltonBaines on Friday 19th December 00:05

Philplop

343 posts

174 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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"Who wants an Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips".

When collecting a drink order in a pub with my family. John Candy in The Blues Brothers.

Deerfoot

4,902 posts

184 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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"Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet"

Used at work when we're 90% through a challenging job. Taken, of course, from Pulp Fiction.

Heathwood

2,532 posts

202 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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"Don't give me the finger, I'll fking have you killed" always goes down well (taken from True Romance)

singlecoil

Original Poster:

33,597 posts

246 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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One that crops up quite often is "BIG!" in the style of Benny Hill from the Italian Job, sometimes followed up by "Enormous!".

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Sergeant Wilson's quote from Dad's Army, said in an 'I'm not really bothered' tone when someone proposes something clearly insane.

"Are you quite sure that's wise?"

Mykap

634 posts

188 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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My wife has the habit of saying 'Multipass' every time she uses her credit card, if I am around I invariably say 'She knows its a multipass'. (5th Element).

Amuses us every time!

ben5575

6,264 posts

221 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Great thread.

Like others:
'Finish him' when I'm sparring (as opposed to spa'ing...)
'We're gonna need a bigger boat'

Waynes world:
he shoots he scores
i got $10,000
creamofsomeyoungguy (not related to 'finish him' above...)

Arnie:
This green beret's going to kick your ass, I eat green berets for breakfast

Michael Caine:
Shooting tigers
you're a big man but you're in bad shape, for me it's a full time job

Unknown (therefore probs made up...):
Lets get (or I'm getting) the hell/fk outta dodge

Most random: Jumping in with a very loud and lyrical '...I can fly' whenever my 5 or 8 year old start a sentence with the words 'I believe...'. A similar response is also generated by either of them saying 'Hello..'




RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

112 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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My favourite, for when my wife forgets to do something (which didn't matter anyway) is "This organisation doesn't tolerate failure!"



that's from You Only Live Twice btw.

Mutley

3,178 posts

259 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Usually at the end of the day, a modified form of (from Lethal Weapon):
What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!


TwigtheWonderkid

43,351 posts

150 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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"They shot Sonny on the causeway"

Used by my wife and I to each other if either of us gets delayed in traffic.

Nom de ploom

4,890 posts

174 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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"well, that'll be fun too" said by jeff daniels in "speed" when he says he's going to home to throw up as well as "have some sex"....

"possibility exists..." said by Jules in Pulp Fiction when asked to consider the unthinkable...killing QT and his wife.

"Probably not" said in the style of Billy Bedlam from Con Air when asked if he will behave if let out of his cage....

"we've gotta travel by day" from The Sure Thing said by John Cusack as his travelling companion takes an age to get ready to go....oft said in presence of OH as she procrastinates before we go anywhere...

"if this takes any longer my social security number will exppire....." might be from Independnce Day....usually used at some checkout or other...

TheInternet

4,716 posts

163 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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bodhi said:
"We can't stop here, this is bat country"
"I knew it was a crime, I did it anyway."





"Heineken? Fcensoredk that st!


BryanC

1,107 posts

238 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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"Fasten your seat belts - it's going to be a bumpy night."
Either :
- On entering the house to join a boozy party
- On getting on the bus just before starting a sesh in town
- or muttered under your breath as you climb between the sheets.....

Great thread this - did it non stop at work with mates in tune with the movies.

opieoilman

4,408 posts

236 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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'Matt Damon' as per Team America any time Matt Damon appears in a film

snowley

183 posts

126 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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'sorry, I couldn't get the Bi-Noc-Ulars in time' - when anyone points something out and I miss it.

Classic quote from Snatch.

Lynchie999

3,422 posts

153 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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snowley said:
'sorry, I couldn't get the Bi-Noc-Ulars in time' - when anyone points something out and I miss it.

Classic quote from Snatch.
this ^^ haha...

also.. "da ya like dags ?" laugh

spats

838 posts

155 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Dude, Where's My Car?
"Thank you, Captain Obvious"

Overly used at work.

Aliens
"We. Are. LEAVING!"

Or:

DelBoy:
"drink up trig, we're leaving

When over an exit is happening, usually from a pub.

Starwars:

"Ive got a bad feeling about this"

Used at work, or when a mates going to ask a lady for their number.

Ghost busters:

"whoa whoa whoa, nice shootin tex"

Normally after some kind of accident/mishap


Jaws:
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Well used when the jobs bigger than expected

The Italian Job:

“You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

For when someone over does something, or smashes something etc

Ace Ventura:

"Like a GLOVE!"

parking wink