What movie quotes do you use in everyday conversation?

What movie quotes do you use in everyday conversation?

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Tango13

8,398 posts

175 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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When seeing a particularly pornographic image of a woman I usually make the comment...

'You can almost see her ovaries!'


daddy cool

3,996 posts

228 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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Lots for me and my buddies:

"Im mostly [insert activity here], mostly" - Based on Newt's classic quote from Aliens
"Drop your linen and quite your grinnin'" and "assholes and elbows, people" from the same film. In fact, we quote almost every line in that film.

When we're playing Battlefield 4 we'll frequently describe the enemy as "dug in like Alabama ticks".

"Where we're going we dont need [insert object here]" - Back to the future

"you know i dont speak spanish" - anytime the g/f says something i dont understand (Anchorman)

poing

8,743 posts

199 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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"Look kids, Big Ben, Houses of Parliament" - every time we are lost this National Lampoon phrase appears, even though there are no kids!

"And then...." - Dude Where's my Car at the drive through.

"It's sooo fluffy!" - Despicable Me on seeing any fluffy animal.


At work I sometimes use Grosse Point Blank in a meeting that's going in a bad way "I should have brought a gun"
If I say it slightly too loud you can instantly see the people who know the film and those who don't.

Bobley

697 posts

148 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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I've adopted a couple of part lines from Ronin.

Gregor (Stellan Skarsgård) - "(So what could have been conducted in collegial atmosphere) is now fked into cocked hat"

Sam (Robert De Niro) - "Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. (That's the first thing they teach you.)".

I work in an engineering analysis dept so the former is used when it's all gone wrong and the latter when we propose a fix.

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

150 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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A good friend and myself often shout 'Shut the fk up Donny ' at each other, and ' It kinda tied the room together', this covers alot of situations.

DickyC

49,549 posts

197 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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Tango13 said:
When seeing a particularly pornographic image of a woman I usually make the comment...

'You can almost see her ovaries!'
Frozen?

Mary Poppins?

Duck Soup?

Give us a clue.

Sake.

alcatraz236

197 posts

151 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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'do you feel lucky?'

The_Doc

4,856 posts

219 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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Deerfoot said:
"Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet"

Used at work when we're 90% through a challenging job. Taken, of course, from Pulp Fiction.
Yes. Like this one a lot. I said it last week in theatre and we had to stop for a while for giggles.


The_Doc

4,856 posts

219 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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Love the fact that 75% of the quotes here are: Predator, Aliens, Pulp Fiction , and Anchorman. It's like a perfect lads night in.

Personally I use “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” when stressed.

And of course "I love lamp" randomly

HD Adam

5,144 posts

183 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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The_Doc said:
Love the fact that 75% of the quotes here are: Predator, Aliens, Pulp Fiction , and Anchorman. It's like a perfect lads night in.

Personally I use “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” when stressed.

And of course "I love lamp" randomly
LOL

I sat watching Predator last night, quoting the lines fractionally before the characters whilst my wife and daughter gave me looks like this biggrin



nicanary

9,751 posts

145 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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When out food shopping, and considering a dessert for Sunday's roast dinner - "parfait? everybody luv parfait!"

At the outset of a hectically busy night at work, just mentally preparing the workers in the kitchen - "remember, keep the sand out of your weapons, keep those actions clear, and I'll see you on the beach".

As an antidote to road rage, after some dumb retard has annoyed me - "I intend to shoot you dead, or you can return with me to Fort Smith to hang at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?!"

MagicMike

234 posts

119 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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"I'm here , kill me" - Predator. Generally used when the Mrs is having a go

" The goggles, they do nothing" - The Simpsons. When trying to fix an issue, and so called solution doesn't work.

" You're a funny guy Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last" - Commando. Response to a sarcastic comment .

"Don't Ever Speak to me Again" - Highlander. When someone has stretched their quota of stupid questions or assistance for the day

" All they want is some food for God's sake" - Running Man. When I'm hungry

" English Mothercensored, do you speak it" - Pulp Fiction. When after explaining something to someone, and you know they haven't understood. Primarily used when they are not in earshot

" Get your toys to the carpet" - Kindergarten Cop. When getting the kids in the family under control ( never works by the way)

"What the hell are you" - Predator. Aimed at some of the monstrosity of cars on the roads, think bad body kits etc

" Bunch of slack jawed facensoredts, around here" - Predator. Generally used when I don't get a majority vote in my favour

"These are not the droids you are looking for" - Star Wars. When someone is looking for something or someone.

"Dillon! You Son of a Bicensoredch- Predator. When meeting up with a certain few like minded individuals.

" I told you, Meng, don't fcensoredck with me". Scarface. Generally when irate with family members.

" Fucensored Caspar Gomez, and Fucensored the fucensoreding Diaz Brothers" - Scarface. Laying into multiple people

"Nah man, I'm pretty fucensoreding far from Ok" - Pulp Fiction. Popular response to the questions "Are you ok" and "You alright"?

"Say hello to my little friend" - Scarface. Used extremely frequently in the last 3 weeks since becoming a dad for the first time.

"Nice night for a wok" - The Terminator. When ordering a Chinese.

" Your clothes, give them to me NOW" - The Terminator. Used with a group of friends when a particularly attractive female walks past.

"Now go home and get your fcensoreding shine box" - Goodfellas. General put down

"Motherfcensoreding Mutt" - Goodfellas. When a certain level of peed off is encountered.

"If he dies,he dies" - Rocky 4. Aka " Couldn't give a rats ass"

"What's your prediction for the fight? PAIN!" - Rocky 3. When tasked by the Mrs to endure social events. I would like to avoid or put off for eternity. Think visiting the in laws etc.

"Anything left for us John? Just bodies" - Commando. When I've entered the room after the family have demolished KFC, and theres sod all left bar the bones and wipes.

"Huhhhumm, that is a tasty burger" - Pulp Fiction. To be used after any good meal.

"Hey, I don't remember asking you a God Damn thing!" - Pulp Fiction. When on the losing end of an argument or discussion.

"Ramming speed" - Ben Hur (or Spartacus) - Upon flooring the C63

"The battle wih the guards was magnificent, your skills are extraordinary" - Enter the Dragon. When suitably impressed by someone.

" I' ll have you, you,you, and you. Please excuse me if I've missed anyone, it's been a long day, and I'm a little tired" - Enter the Dragon. When a group of fine young women are spotted.

" Why don't you take a 45, and bang settwle it" - Enter the Dragon. When something has to be trashed.

"Drop your cocks, grab your socks" - Heartbreak Ridge. Time to go

As you can all see, I lived in the 80's genre of movies....


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RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

111 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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"I'm not a sporting man, Fraulein, even when I'm at my best"

Bond in OHMSS when in discussion about more or less any form of physical activity.

"For the time being"

As above, whenever I use that line I am thinking of Bond when asked about whether his 'stiffness' from the previous night had gone.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

260 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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"You say that, as though it's a bad thing."

From Life on Mars, in response to an insult.

gpo746

3,397 posts

129 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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I genuinely used "names are for tombstones baby " when I used to have to deal with some of the fake overbearing reps we had to visit us. Proper threw them it did.

The_Doc

4,856 posts

219 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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MagicMike said:
"I'm here , kill me" - Predator. Generally used when the Mrs is having a go
Very good, I'm saving that for Mrs The Doc over Xmas. I may strip to the waist for it.


The_Doc

4,856 posts

219 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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HD Adam said:
LOL

I sat watching Predator last night, quoting the lines fractionally before the characters whilst my wife and daughter gave me looks like this biggrin

One year at Le Mans we did a pretty fking job of acting out the entire script of Predator from memory round the BBQ one night.

Timbuk2

1,953 posts

154 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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jinkster said:
In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock

Patrick Bateman - American Psycho
One of my favourite films!

I often use: "Touch me again, and you'll draw back a stump"

Plus: "If you don't shut your f**king mouth, I will kill you"

Patrick Bateman - American Psycho

Tyre Tread

10,525 posts

215 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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When leaving a gathering of friends or colleagues.

"s'bin emotional" said in a dead pan style as per Vinnie Jones in Lock Stock...

Tango13

8,398 posts

175 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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DickyC said:
Tango13 said:
When seeing a particularly pornographic image of a woman I usually make the comment...

'You can almost see her ovaries!'
Frozen?

Mary Poppins?

Duck Soup?

Give us a clue.

Sake.
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