What movie quotes do you use in everyday conversation?

[budfox]

RobinOakapple said:

"I'm not a sporting man, Fraulein, even when I'm at my best"

Bond in OHMSS when in discussion about more or less any form of physical activity.

"For the time being"

As above, whenever I use that line I am thinking of Bond when asked about whether his 'stiffness' from the previous night had gone.

...which brings me to Sean Connery in Thunderball:

"Well I'm not what you'd call a passionate man."

[MagicMike]

The_Doc said:

MagicMike said:

"I'm here , kill me" - Predator. Generally used when the Mrs is having a go

Very good, I'm saving that for Mrs The Doc over Xmas. I may strip to the waist for it.

For maximum effect, must be preceded or followed by "C'mon Do It, I'm Here.." And the final effect is the gnarr gnah sound Arnie makes.

Have great Xmas!

[s3fella]

"Would everyone stop getting shot "

I use this whenever a lot of us are getting shot.

[The_Doc]

MagicMike said:

The_Doc said:

MagicMike said:

"I'm here , kill me" - Predator. Generally used when the Mrs is having a go

Very good, I'm saving that for Mrs The Doc over Xmas. I may strip to the waist for it.

For maximum effect, must be preceded or followed by "C'mon Do It, I'm Here.." And the final effect is the gnarr gnah sound Arnie makes.

and/or " (s)he's using the trees ! " when Mrs The Doc uses the trees to hunt me.

[Pints]

When one bloke at work fks up (as he invariably does from time to time) he sits staring at his screen as though his world has ended.

I enjoy using the line from The Dark Knight Rises in Bane's voice:
"Ah, yes... I was wondering what would break first... your spirit, or your body?"

[markcurtains]

Pixelpeep7r said:

Quite a lot recently.

'This IIIIISSSSS christmas music...' - Argile, Limo Driver. Die Hard 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-DV1nI--d4

In a similar vein:

WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!

Used when my pal arrives at a party I am already at.

[98elise]

Clusterfk.

Used when something is going very badly on a project.

[ZesPak]

"I mentioned xxx once, but I think I got away with it".

[markcurtains]

Royale with Cheese, s'il vous plait

When I go into a McDonalds in mainland Europe. They haven't got a clue what a quarter pounder is, see?

[callyman]

English mother fker, do you speak it ???

[Arif110]

'Every day above ground is a good day' - I often say this when anyone asks how I am, if I haven't seen them for a while!

From Scarface (but unfortunately not actually uttered by Al Pacino)

[TREMAiNE]

Heathwood said:

"Don't give me the finger, I'll fking have you killed" always goes down well (taken from True Romance)

+1, though I mainly focus on the "I'll fking have you killed" part.

[DickyC]

Something corrupt is happening in my pants.

Groucho Marx in Go West as Chico and Harpo repeatedly pick his pocket for the same ten dollar bill.


It's surprising how often I've needed to remark that something corrupt is happening in my pants.

[Prawo Jazdy]

On occasions where someone is eating something unusual at breakfast time, I trot out "...the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast".

Or whenever an instruction has not been strictly adhered to: "We figured they were more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules", said in the obligatory pirate voice. (I realise that this is an amalgam of two different lines from the film, but I don't think people really care, or even know what I'm referencing when I say it)

[dfen5]

They drew first blood, not me!

Rambo; generally when some idiot cuts themselves and I get the Spanish inquisition on the accident book.

[georgefreeman]

"Dude, I almost had you"

[The Hypno-Toad]

Not film but TV.

The phrase "Not many Uncle," taken from an obscure Smith & Jones sketch about cockney bobbies and villains. Basically expressing slight surprise that someone doesn't know something & confirming that the statement is correct.
As used by me in the Savile thread earlier today.

"Any evidence that Esther, sorry Dame Esther, knew about Savile?"

"Not many Uncle,"

[Dr Jekyll]

'If we're lucky, the destruction might be confined to just our galaxy'

From Back to the Future 2, when discussing something which is not going to plan.

[vetrof]

Red Dwarf.

"Everybody's dead, Dave!"

When a question is posed several times, in slightly different ways, even though the answer was given after the first one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shs7VQhVvxA

[Hooli]

Lynchie999 said:

snowley said:

'sorry, I couldn't get the Bi-Noc-Ulars in time' - when anyone points something out and I miss it.

Classic quote from Snatch.

this ^^ haha...

also.. "da ya like dags ?"

What do I wanna a carravan with nar fookin wheels for?

Tends to crop up a lot when s get mentioned.