Top Gear Series 22

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johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

165 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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HD Adam said:
Interesting viewpoint.

In what way?
I know the stock ones are not super quick but their sheer size makes them bonkers enough to want one

Scuffers

20,887 posts

275 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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johnxjsc1985 said:
I know the stock ones are not super quick but their sheer size makes them bonkers enough to want one
In that case...


Moley RUFC

3,618 posts

190 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Beati Dogu said:
Good to know. They normally like the MX-5.
Hammond raves about it in the most recent magazine.

johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

165 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Scuffers said:
In that case...

that should do it

civicduty

1,857 posts

204 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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AdeTuono said:
You need to drive one. I don't know how you define 'sophisticated' when it comes to a vehicle, but every drive puts a smile on your face. I've done >10,000 miles in mine over the last year, and despite having access to over a dozen (some odd-ball, admittedly) vehicles, the Raptor is always first choice.
Totally off topic but your garage, sir, is epic (was originally going to say glorious but epic is probably better).

Beati Dogu

8,896 posts

140 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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Moley RUFC said:
Hammond raves about it in the most recent magazine.
Thanks, I'll check it out.

BrabusMog

20,180 posts

187 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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Slightly off topic, but I saw Top Gear was on Dave so I stopped hopping the channels and waited for the ads to finish. Imagine my disappointment when I realised it was time for SIARPC and then how much that increased when it was Bob Geldoff being interviewed frown

Jezzerh

816 posts

123 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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Scuffers said:
In that case...

Just how small does your penis have to be to want to drive one of those around?

Saw some bloke driving a RAPTOR in Chesterfield last week. Chesterfield.

LuS1fer

41,139 posts

246 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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Jezzerh said:
Just how small does your penis have to be to want to drive one of those around?

Saw some bloke driving a RAPTOR in Chesterfield last week. Chesterfield.
How insecure do you have to be to keep having to mention other men's penises as though there was actually any proven correlation, as though driving some other car made your dick bigger....

AdeTuono

7,258 posts

228 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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Jezzerh said:
Just how small does your penis have to be to want to drive one of those around?

Saw some bloke driving a RAPTOR in Chesterfield last week. Chesterfield.
I've got a Raptor AND a tiny penis, so you're probably right.

stephen300o

15,464 posts

229 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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AdeTuono said:
Jezzerh said:
Just how small does your penis have to be to want to drive one of those around?

Saw some bloke driving a RAPTOR in Chesterfield last week. Chesterfield.
I've got a Raptor AND a tiny penis, so you're probably right.
I've had a corvette and a Smart car, it made little difference to my winkle.

Vyse

1,224 posts

125 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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I have a vagina

johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

165 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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Vyse said:
I have a vagina
Vauxhall or Ford?

irocfan

40,539 posts

191 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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LuS1fer said:
Jezzerh said:
Just how small does your penis have to be to want to drive one of those around?

Saw some bloke driving a RAPTOR in Chesterfield last week. Chesterfield.
How insecure do you have to be to keep having to mention other men's penises as though there was actually any proven correlation, as though driving some other car made your dick bigger....
well given he's obviously thinking 'bout other men's penises it could well be his way of weeding out unworthy targets for his affections...

DanielSan

18,806 posts

168 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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civicduty said:
Totally off topic but your garage, sir, is epic (was originally going to say glorious but epic is probably better).
I'd use the word ridiculous, but in a positive way. As in, that's so ridiculous it's awesome hehe

RB Will

9,666 posts

241 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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When I had my Ram a few people made the tiny willy comment my reply was that its not compensating I just want a matching set smile

johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

165 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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RB Will said:
When I had my Ram a few people made the tiny willy comment my reply was that its not compensating I just want a matching set smile
nothing to do with jealousy then. I love those trucks I think you'd need a big pair to haul them around our roads

marksx

5,052 posts

191 months

Sunday 8th March 2015
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The Raptor isn't that big. It's 9 inches longer and 6 inches wider than a new Ford Ranger. Personally I don't think they look too out of place on our roads.

I used to see an orange/red and black one regularly. Loved the noise from it.

Scuffers

20,887 posts

275 months

Sunday 8th March 2015
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marksx said:
The Raptor isn't that big. It's 9 inches longer and 6 inches wider than a new Ford Ranger. Personally I don't think they look too out of place on our roads.

I used to see an orange/red and black one regularly. Loved the noise from it.
if the F150 is so great, why are they not sold here?

(I would assume they would not pass EU homologation?)

marksx

5,052 posts

191 months

Sunday 8th March 2015
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Scuffers said:
if the F150 is so great, why are they not sold here?

(I would assume they would not pass EU homologation?)
Dunno. Limited market for pickup trucks and they already sell the Ranger?