James Bond: Spectre

[RichB]

944fan said:

Chuck Norris always has wet crackers

I think it's common in septuagenarians

[Halb]

944fan said:

RichB said:

944fan said:

Little bit of wee came out watching that.

I often read people saying that on odd chat forums. I don't get it. I thought it was only girls who wet themselves when their excited.

No real men wet themselves as well. Chuck Norris always has wet crackers

I hear he is practically like a tiger, spraying everyone with his scent every few seconds. Best to wear waterproofs near him.

[Fastra]

...hmmmm, Mr White!!!!

[944fan]

Fastra said:

...hmmmm, Mr White!!!!

I missed that first time I watched it, even though I knew I recognized him.

[Moonhawk]

Fastra said:

...hmmmm, Mr White!!!!

Awesome - I was always disappointed they didn't tie up that loose end.

[civicduty]

So Quantum absorbed/taken over by Spectre then. Mr White last man standing, would be quite happy if Bond gets rid of him.

[Fastra]

Good trailer though, one that actually makes you want to see the film, rather than giving everything away.

[cardigankid]

That has to be an Aston V12. Sounds superb.

[Zod]

cardigankid said:

That has to be an Aston V12. Sounds superb.

Definitely V12.

[Oakey]

Is Mr White in the photo?

[budfox]

cardigankid said:

That has to be an Aston V12. Sounds superb.

That might be the sound of a V12 Aston, and the car might be a V12 Aston, but I guarantee that's not the sound of the car recorded at the time.

On to the trailer, I couldn't be less excited, it looks utterly dismal and I have no doubt that the film will be poor too. I have not enjoyed a Bond film since Casino Royal and I don't think there's been a good Bond film since Goldeneye. There hasn't been a proper Bond film since Moonraker.

[Asterix]

budfox said:

cardigankid said:

That has to be an Aston V12. Sounds superb.

That might be the sound of a V12 Aston, and the car might be a V12 Aston, but I guarantee that's not the sound of the car recorded at the time.

On to the trailer, I couldn't be less excited, it looks utterly dismal and I have no doubt that the film will be poor too. I have not enjoyed a Bond film since Casino Royal and I don't think there's been a good Bond film since Goldeneye. There hasn't been a proper Bond film since Moonraker.

Moonraker - - Good troll my friend.

[marcosgt]

budfox said:

cardigankid said:

That has to be an Aston V12. Sounds superb.

That might be the sound of a V12 Aston, and the car might be a V12 Aston, but I guarantee that's not the sound of the car recorded at the time.

On to the trailer, I couldn't be less excited, it looks utterly dismal and I have no doubt that the film will be poor too. I have not enjoyed a Bond film since Casino Royal and I don't think there's been a good Bond film since Goldeneye. There hasn't been a proper Bond film since Moonraker.

Presumably the Casino Royal (sic) you enjoyed was the David Niven one?

I'm really looking forward to SPECTRE, although I seem to get quite excited about most Bond films, but feel less positive in hindsight...

M.

[MG-FIDO]

Halb said:

944fan said:

RichB said:

944fan said:

Little bit of wee came out watching that.

I often read people saying that on odd chat forums. I don't get it. I thought it was only girls who wet themselves when their excited.

No real men wet themselves as well. Chuck Norris always has wet crackers

I hear he is practically like a tiger, spraying everyone with his scent every few seconds. Best to wear waterproofs near him.

Factually inaccurate, Chuck Norris' "crackers" wet themselves at the thought of being worn by the great man.

[Smollet]

The very mention of Chuck Norris has me cowering behind the sofa

[budfox]

Asterix said:

Moonraker - - Good troll my friend.

Trolling I am not. It had Jaws, samba, the brilliant fight on the cable car, space fights, a really hot leading lady, an even hotter helicopter pilot, and loads of other hotties, a superb villain, martial arts, killer dogs, Proper M, Proper Q and Proper Moneypenny, a jungle lair and a space lair, coloured overalls to differentiate the baddies, gadgets galore, an outrageous plot, the definitive Bond and the immortal line "I think he's attempting re-entry".

THAT is a Bond film, not this modern-day serious nonsense which might as well be a series of films called "The Bond Identity".

[Asterix]

budfox said:

Trolling I am not. It had Jaws, samba, the brilliant fight on the cable car, space fights, a really hot leading lady, an even hotter helicopter pilot, and loads of other hotties, a superb villain, martial arts, killer dogs, Proper M, Proper Q and Proper Moneypenny, a jungle lair and a space lair, coloured overalls to differentiate the baddies, gadgets galore, an outrageous plot, the definitive Bond and the immortal line "I think he's attempting re-entry".

THAT is a Bond film, not this modern-day serious nonsense which might as well be a series of films called "The Bond Identity".

What's your appraisal of Dr No, From Russia with Love and Goldfinger?

[Oakey]

By all accounts the last act of Spectre is a convoluted mess and makes no sense. Let's hope they fix that

[Halb]

Oakey said:

By all accounts the last act of Spectre is a convoluted mess and makes no sense. Let's hope they fix that

How do you know?

[Oakey]

Halb said:

How do you know?

The plot leaked last year?

http://defamer.gawker.com/new-bond-script-leaks-ex...

Beware spoilers