James Bond: Spectre

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RichB

51,565 posts

284 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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When people keep talking about The Avengers I assume you don't mean that iconic 1960s programme with John Steed and Emma Peel? That was excellent! confused

rubystone

11,253 posts

259 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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highway said:
FourWheelDrift said:
Um, revenge act against M for betraying him after he was captured by the Chinese or Russians or Martians or someone else.

He managed to plan an attack years in advance knowing exactly where everyone would be and perfect timings to the second, planning his own capture through a complex web of a Shanghai assassination and Macau Casino contacts, forcing MI6 to change location after bombing their HQ to a place he expected them to move to, knowing that they would plug his laptop into their system so his pre-written code on the laptop could infiltrate their network and turn off the security to the cell he knew they would construct for him, where they would construct it, it's power/security systems and that he would be held in it and then covering his escape using a tube train crashing through an abandoned tunnel at exactly the right moment to block off his pursuer who he knew would be chasing him, all to put himself in the position to kill M which if he was so clever he could have done in the first few minutes, you know, bks.
Bang on. Did they buy the set for the villains cell from the producers of the Avengers? Over rated. I could envisage Mendes waiting for the light to be @just right@ for Bond sailing into the casino on a gondola. Pretentious tosh.
Find it difficult to disagree with this. But fundamentally we are discussing one element of the plot...the big ask of the audience to accept the fact that everything had been planned by Silva years in advance...

And there was I watching Moonraker the other day thinking about how far fetched the premise was that Drax would risk discovery by stealing a shuttle when he ought to have been able to knock another one up in his factory...

krunchkin

2,209 posts

141 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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Regarding the pisspoor Skyfall. The story I heard, from a fairly good source, was that , in keeping with the 50th anniversary theme and the reappearance of the Aston Martin etc, the groundskeeper was slated to be played by Sean Connery - thus creating a fantastic nostalgia fest as Old Bond and New Bond fought together to bring down the bad guys. Then he dropped out at the last minute, miserable old sod that he is, and ruined all the carefully laid plans

Scuffers

20,887 posts

274 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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krunchkin said:
Regarding the pisspoor Skyfall. The story I heard, from a fairly good source, was that , in keeping with the 50th anniversary theme and the reappearance of the Aston Martin etc, the groundskeeper was slated to be played by Sean Connery - thus creating a fantastic nostalgia fest as Old Bond and New Bond fought together to bring down the bad guys. Then he dropped out at the last minute, miserable old sod that he is, and ruined all the carefully laid plans
is that to suggest that the whole steaming pile of sh*te plot was based on some tacky cameo?


FourWheelDrift

88,504 posts

284 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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Groundskeeper Willie?

"Welcome back to Shykfall Jamesh, ye wee bd"


rubystone

11,253 posts

259 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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SpeckledJim said:
Who writes the modern Batman stuff? Give him a go.
hehe

DanielSan

18,786 posts

167 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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rubystone said:
Find it difficult to disagree with this. But fundamentally we are discussing one element of the plot...the big ask of the audience to accept the fact that everything had been planned by Silva years in advance...

And there was I watching Moonraker the other day thinking about how far fetched the premise was that Drax would risk discovery by stealing a shuttle when he ought to have been able to knock another one up in his factory...
Moonraker is a terrible Bond film though, I've had the boxset last xmas, with Skyfall as well. I watched it once as I worked my way through it just to watch them all. I've not touched the DVD since and never will.

rubystone

11,253 posts

259 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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DanielSan said:
Moonraker is a terrible Bond film though, I've had the boxset last xmas, with Skyfall as well. I watched it once as I worked my way through it just to watch them all. I've not touched the DVD since and never will.
I think Lonsdale is one of the best Bond villains though, despite the shonky plot...and to think...we have FYEO Octopussy and AVTAK to endure on ITV over the next few weeks....anything after TMWTGG was pretty poor IMHO.

highway

1,954 posts

260 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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I wonder if it would interest Chris Nolan?

Bond sets out on his toughest mission yet. Discovering why a network of household name multi nationals are paying less in tax than a Somalian window cleaner. The threat to the UK is grave. The evil GooAppBucks have bought political favour across the globe and their products are used by everyone. Can 007 use witty one liners, casual sex and his own product placement to bring the monster down?

krunchkin

2,209 posts

141 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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Scuffers said:
krunchkin said:
Regarding the pisspoor Skyfall. The story I heard, from a fairly good source, was that , in keeping with the 50th anniversary theme and the reappearance of the Aston Martin etc, the groundskeeper was slated to be played by Sean Connery - thus creating a fantastic nostalgia fest as Old Bond and New Bond fought together to bring down the bad guys. Then he dropped out at the last minute, miserable old sod that he is, and ruined all the carefully laid plans
is that to suggest that the whole steaming pile of sh*te plot was based on some tacky cameo?
well certainly the final showdown at Skyfall was planned to be far more epic and meaningful than it eventually turned out

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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SpeckledJim said:
The Craig films have been pants. In spite of him, not because of him.

Who writes the modern Batman stuff? Give him a go.
Yeah, bring back Roger Moore....under cover in Venice, swanning around in a gondola that coverts in to a hovercraft. I thought I was watching a documentary about spies at one point.

FourWheelDrift

88,504 posts

284 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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"The name is Bond, James Bond"


You're a fking secret agent, use an alias.

sparkythecat

7,902 posts

255 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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Spectre - Does this mean the return of Ernst Stavro Blofeld?

Blofeld was a great villain

Of the 4 actors who previously played him only Max Von Sydow is still alive and he's now 85 So who's going to play him now?

Mike Myers ?





FourWheelDrift

88,504 posts

284 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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Verne Troyer

highway

1,954 posts

260 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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Mark Strong?

Roger Moore?

rubystone

11,253 posts

259 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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Crossflow Kid said:
Yeah, bring back Roger Moore....under cover in Venice, swanning around in a gondola that coverts in to a hovercraft. I thought I was watching a documentary about spies at one point.
hehe again...

Halmyre

11,190 posts

139 months

Sunday 15th February 2015
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Crossflow Kid said:
SpeckledJim said:
The Craig films have been pants. In spite of him, not because of him.

Who writes the modern Batman stuff? Give him a go.
Yeah, bring back Roger Moore....under cover in Venice, swanning around in a gondola that coverts in to a hovercraft. I thought I was watching a documentary about spies at one point.
There was a bit in the news t'other day about Craig suffering a minor injury during filming and Rog offering to stand in if necessary.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Sunday 15th February 2015
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sparkythecat said:
Spectre - Does this mean the return of Ernst Stavro Blofeld?

Blofeld was a great villain

Of the 4 actors who previously played him only Max Von Sydow is still alive and he's now 85 So who's going to play him now?
Jo Brand?

David Walliams?

That really irritating guy who played Moriarty in Sherlock?

steviejasp

1,646 posts

165 months

Sunday 15th February 2015
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I reckon Christoph Waltz, from Django and Basterds, will be Blofeld.

Edited by steviejasp on Sunday 15th February 12:46

DanielSan

18,786 posts

167 months

Sunday 15th February 2015
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steviejasp said:
I reckon Christoph Waltz, from Django and Basterds, will be Blofeld.

Edited by steviejasp on Sunday 15th February 12:46
Hasn't it been unofficially announced that he is in the film?