New Masterchef - starting 10 March

[7lucky7]

Too much dry food being served.

[Convert]

Did they put Sam'n'Ella through !

[Laurel Green]

Convert said:

Did they put Sam'n'Ella through !

Yep, but no more hats.

[DoctorX]

I'd purposefully make something disgusting for that trio of bellends.

[MiniMan64]

DoctorX said:

I'd purposefully make something disgusting for that trio of bellends.

The Canadian/American (?) guy is a pompous arse.

[richtea78]

MiniMan64 said:

The Canadian/American (?) guy is a pompous arse.

He was a when he was on it as well

[allergictocheese]

DoctorX said:

I'd purposefully make something disgusting for that trio of bellends.

Pretentious stbags.

It's like having the kid who won the egg and spoon race in year 4 critique your running technique.

[DoctorX]

That Jabba lookalike is a disgusting eater too.

[7lucky7]

I have to say that the overall standard so far this series has been pretty dire.

[Mastodon2]

What a st bunch tonight.

I agree with the low standard, not one real standout chef yet.

[Mark-C]

Christ on a bike ... how bad must the people have been that didn’t make it through the auditions?

[7lucky7]

Mark-C said:

Christ on a bike ... how bad must the people have been that didn’t make it through the auditions?

Exactly! I made the same point earlier in the thread.

If this lot are in the top 50 or so, and make it onto TV, the others must've been burning fking pot noodles or something in the heats!

[Laurel Green]

Blimey! I hope this big chap can cook as I wouldn't want to be the one telling him he can't.

[7lucky7]

Gregs flirting.

I've lost my appetite.

[7lucky7]

Better standard tonight. I'd have gladly tucked into all of those dishes.

[BoRED S2upid]

Scallop soufflé with cat sick! Worst dish I've seen in a long time!

[DoctorX]

Not any more! That scallop dish looked revolting.

[Mark-C]

Well the steamed scallop thing went down well

[MiniMan64]

BoRED S2upid said:

Scallop soufflé with cat sick! Worst dish I've seen in a long time!

Thing is even if the soufflé had worked by all accounts it would still have tasted bloody awful!

[Laurel Green]

I think if this girl could lose the nerves she could go a long way.