New Masterchef - starting 10 March

[Mastodon2]

New series tomorrow. Can't wait. Show us the stty cooking!

[Laurel Green]

Thanks for the heads-up.

[spikeyhead]

Already set it to record.

I wonder what classic lines Wallace can come up with this time.

[7lucky7]

Buttery biscuit base...

Looking forward to it, although I think I prefer the professionals one.

[Laurel Green]

Luberly, that looks luberly...

[Baryonyx]

Look at the state of this idiot.

[7lucky7]

FFS. Get on masterchef but admit you've never practiced plating up before!

Oh just go home now.

[Laurel Green]

Nice moustache.

[CC07 PEU]

Did one of the contestants get lost on the way to a fancy dress party/Cluedo night?

[Laurel Green]

CC07 PEU said:

Did one of the contestants get lost on the way to a fancy dress party/Cluedo night?

In the kitchen with the knife.

[7lucky7]

Mmmmm... Pea purée...

[7lucky7]

He can cook though

[KP328]

12 minutes in and we get our first "buttery"

[Baryonyx]

That balding bloke can barely speak. His grammar is appalling.

[Laurel Green]

Baryonyx said:

That balding bloke can barely speak. His grammar is appalling.

Gregg?

[7lucky7]

[Baryonyx]

James. He's now cooking some awful looking leftover curry. He doesn't seem to have thought a lot about what he was going to do on this show.

[Chimune]

What's gong on with Gregg cheek? Has he had something removed ?

[7lucky7]

How bad must the people who didn't make it to the televised part be, if glasow girl made it through?

Same goes for bubble and squeak man.

[CC07 PEU]

Chimune said:

What's gong on with Gregg cheek? Has he had something removed ?

Looks like a cold sore to me.