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ajprice

27,529 posts

197 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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Vague News.

10p short!

Biggedybiggedybong!

MDJ

139 posts

173 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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'C'mon now. Eat the peach'.

'Can ya back off the mike a bit'

smile

budfox

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1,510 posts

130 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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Glad I resurrected some happy memories. A few on here I'd forgotten about too, though I think "Downcount" is probably my favourite.

"Hello Carol!"

"Michelle"

MDJ

139 posts

173 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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I seem to recall them referring to a character called Dick 'the buttock' Scruttock.

Just remembered another - "it's the wheel of mis-fortune ooh eeh ooh"....

towser44

3,496 posts

116 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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MDJ said:
I seem to recall them referring to a character called Dick 'the buttock' Scruttock.

Just remembered another - "it's the wheel of mis-fortune ooh eeh ooh"....
Was that the frogging one? Like one man and his dog, but frogging?!

ajprice

27,529 posts

197 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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MDJ said:
I seem to recall them referring to a character called Dick 'the buttock' Scruttock.
One man and his frog. smile

MDJ

139 posts

173 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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towser44 said:
MDJ said:
I seem to recall them referring to a character called Dick 'the buttock' Scruttock.

Just remembered another - "it's the wheel of mis-fortune ooh eeh ooh"....
Was that the frogging one? Like one man and his dog, but frogging?!
Ha ha, yes I do believe it was. Hysterical!

MDJ

139 posts

173 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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ajprice said:
MDJ said:
I seem to recall them referring to a character called Dick 'the buttock' Scruttock.
One man and his frog. smile
laugh

towser44

3,496 posts

116 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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MDJ said:
laugh
Just found that, he was Scroff Crudle. All the memories coming back! :-)

http://www.scrawnandlard.co.uk/afternoon.htm

stuartmmcfc

8,664 posts

193 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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Arse-crack-beat


http://www.cix.co.uk/%7Elemoncurry/ra/arsecrackbea...


Edited by stuartmmcfc on Tuesday 5th May 20:46

benjj

6,787 posts

164 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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Best bang a tune on, our kid.

bronze kneecap

70 posts

161 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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fat Harry White and his soft top Bedford Rascal...

Was working an afternoon shift at the time and the four lads in our car would often be late in because we would be sat in the car outside work because fat Harry hadn't finished...

hilliarious.

bronze kneecap

70 posts

161 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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benjj

6,787 posts

164 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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No need!

DanielSan

18,817 posts

168 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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Can I have a biggedy biggedy bong in the style of Jim Macdonald
?

ajprice

27,529 posts

197 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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I was having a drink then!

benjj

6,787 posts

164 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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DanielSan said:
Can I have a biggedy biggedy bong in the style of Jim Macdonald
?
Itsa biggedy bong, so it is.

bronze kneecap

70 posts

161 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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DanielSan said:
Can I have a biggedy biggedy bong in the style of Jim Macdonald
?
laugh

ajprice

27,529 posts

197 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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On the rare occasion that whatever radio station is on plays Cornershop's Sleep on the left side, I do randomly come out with a Stop… carry on! hehe

budfox

Original Poster:

1,510 posts

130 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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The Shirehorses: "I Want a roll with it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKJIkQlqrA4

We'll never see the likes of this again.