Humans CH4

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Jasandjules

69,922 posts

230 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Morningside said:
Also seemed odd that Vera (carer 'dolly') did not divulge that Niska was a synth. I know she was told that it was a mistake but I thought that she still would have said something.

Maybe Prof. Edwin Hobb is hiding the fact about the other synth as he is one himself?
I assumed that as they can not lie, when she is told "I am not a synth" then she must accept this as the truth, as if blondie was a synth she would have been unable to deny i.....

otolith

56,167 posts

205 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Jasandjules said:
Morningside said:
Also seemed odd that Vera (carer 'dolly') did not divulge that Niska was a synth. I know she was told that it was a mistake but I thought that she still would have said something.

Maybe Prof. Edwin Hobb is hiding the fact about the other synth as he is one himself?
I assumed that as they can not lie, when she is told "I am not a synth" then she must accept this as the truth, as if blondie was a synth she would have been unable to deny i.....
She saw a thing that didn't fit her understanding of what is human or what is synth.

smn159

12,680 posts

218 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Morningside said:
Butter Face said:
Is the Coppers wife using Adult mode with her helper? Do the male synths have a penis? So many questions rofl
That was my question before. If they are helper synths then there would be no need to have erroneous parts like a willy as it is not part of their main function.

I don't buy a dishwasher that has a fleshlight attached 'just in case'. So why would you order a dolly (as they call it) with human parts if it is purchased just for doing the dishes.

If that was the case then this is the question you would need to be asked at point of purchase.
I expect that the penis is an optional extra which can be added at a later date. You can probably pick them up in Currys.

Guvernator

13,161 posts

166 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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GarryDK said:
mudflaps said:
GarryDK said:
Exactly its basically a vibrator with legs.
rofl I said EXACTLY that but was told its not the "looks" of the vibrator turning you on as you can't actually see it when its in use its just a 'tool' to achieve an end like a screwdriver in putting up a shelf. Women are merely 'using' the screwdriver but men are actually sexually attracted to the shelf - ergo "Cheating".
Womans logic eh? lol.
It's "cheating" because it's an attractive female robot who will do all the house chores AND all the dirty things you like without complaint which may lead to some thinking "why do I need the wife". They would feel threatened by it hence "it's cheating". Women's logic indeed hehe

Edited by Guvernator on Monday 13th July 12:44

SpudLink

5,839 posts

193 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Guvernator said:
It's "cheating" because it's an attractive female robot who will do all the house chores AND all the dirty things you like without complaint which may lead to some thinking "why do I need the wife". They would feel threatened by it hence "it's cheating". Women's logic indeed :heheh:
Meanwhile, Geordie Bird kicks her husband out of the house, and yet expects him to keep paying for the Synth boy toy to satisfy all her womanly needs.

mudflaps

317 posts

107 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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SpudLink said:
Guvernator said:
It's "cheating" because it's an attractive female robot who will do all the house chores AND all the dirty things you like without complaint which may lead to some thinking "why do I need the wife". They would feel threatened by it hence "it's cheating". Women's logic indeed :heheh:
Meanwhile, Geordie Bird kicks her husband out of the house, and yet expects him to keep paying for the Synth boy toy to satisfy all her womanly needs.
Yes but then I'm instructed told that's because "he wasn't there for her when she needed him". laugh

Rick101

6,970 posts

151 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Fannys a fanny love, I was thinking of you. Besides, at least she looks human, you shagged a rabbit. eek

The Don of Croy

6,001 posts

160 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Guvernator said:
It's "cheating" because it's an attractive female robot who will do all the house chores AND all the dirty things you like without complaint which may lead to some thinking "why do I need the wife". They would feel threatened by it hence "it's cheating". Women's logic indeed hehe

Edited by Guvernator on Monday 13th July 12:44
Works both ways though. She could choose a passably good looking youthful model who NEVER farts/burps or gets hammered, will happily watch the whole of MammaMia and fetch nibbles/more wine, engage in lengthy foreplay (even to preparing and placement of lovenotes during the day) without moaning about the lady's weight/breath/taste in underwear, how his team have let him down and he needs to go bonding with the boys again tonight. And he won't get tired before the end of 'business' or stay up to watch a re-run of the Moto GP.

When does the war start?

Pistom

4,976 posts

160 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Rick101 said:
Fannys a fanny love, I was thinking of you. eek
I'm using that one.

ikarl

3,730 posts

200 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Pistom said:
Rick101 said:
Fannys a fanny love, I was thinking of you. eek
I'm using that one.
Any songs in particular you want played at your funeral? hehe

otolith

56,167 posts

205 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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ikarl said:
Pistom said:
Rick101 said:
Fannys a fanny love, I was thinking of you. eek
I'm using that one.
Any songs in particular you want played at your funeral? hehe

JustinP1

13,330 posts

231 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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smn159 said:
I expect that the penis is an optional extra which can be added at a later date. You can probably pick them up in Currys.
The 'Sales Advisor' will try to add one on, like the gold plated HDMI cable that you apparently need for the best clarity.

The only consideration is whether 'Monster' cables will need a rebrand for their synth appendages so as not to fall foul of the need for accurate descriptions under the Sale of Good Act.

Laurel Green

30,780 posts

233 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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JustinP1 said:
The 'Sales Advisor' will try to add one on, like the gold plated HDMI cable that you apparently need for the best clarity.

The only consideration is whether 'Monster' cables will need a rebrand for their synth appendages so as not to fall foul of the need for accurate descriptions under the Sale of Good Act.
A twist of the left ear until a suitable size is attained. yes

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Can you imagine what a budget Amstrad model synth would look like or even a Sinclair.

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

171 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Morningside said:
Can you imagine what a budget Amstrad model synth would look like or even a Sinclair.
Not bad actually, until the face falls off and shows where the cost savings were -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Tn7GiBkUo

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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hehe I think you are right or more like.


colonel c

7,890 posts

240 months

Tuesday 14th July 2015
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smn159 said:
I expect that the penis is an optional extra which can be added at a later date. You can probably pick them up in Currys.



SpudLink

5,839 posts

193 months

Tuesday 14th July 2015
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Mr GrimNasty said:
Morningside said:
Can you imagine what a budget Amstrad model synth would look like or even a Sinclair.
Not bad actually, until the face falls off and shows where the cost savings were -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Tn7GiBkUo
I was thinking of something similar...
http://youtu.be/PM3hFvK8fBU

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Tuesday 14th July 2015
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SpudLink said:
Mr GrimNasty said:
Morningside said:
Can you imagine what a budget Amstrad model synth would look like or even a Sinclair.
Not bad actually, until the face falls off and shows where the cost savings were -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Tn7GiBkUo
I was thinking of something similar...
http://youtu.be/PM3hFvK8fBU
I liked the fembots.