Gogglebox (new series 11/09/2015)
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New Taff couple might be OK. Nice selection of puppies - probably more intelligent than some of the humans.
Lardarse Leeds girl - "Down south the chip shops don't do gravy". Well there's a reason for that you lump of mouthbreathing blubber. Why bother to deep fry potato pieces until they're crispy, and then make them soggy? Monkeys. Cretins. People who come in my Chinese takeaway order sweet chilli chicken with a gravy chip as the side order. Fair does - they're paying customers. But it must taste fecking vile.
Lardarse Leeds girl - "Down south the chip shops don't do gravy". Well there's a reason for that you lump of mouthbreathing blubber. Why bother to deep fry potato pieces until they're crispy, and then make them soggy? Monkeys. Cretins. People who come in my Chinese takeaway order sweet chilli chicken with a gravy chip as the side order. Fair does - they're paying customers. But it must taste fecking vile.
nicanary said:
New Taff couple might be OK. Nice selection of puppies - probably more intelligent than some of the humans.
Lardarse Leeds girl - "Down south the chip shops don't do gravy". Well there's a reason for that you lump of mouthbreathing blubber. Why bother to deep fry potato pieces until they're crispy, and then make them soggy? Monkeys. Cretins. People who come in my Chinese takeaway order sweet chilli chicken with a gravy chip as the side order. Fair does - they're paying customers. But it must taste fecking vile.
How about roast potatoes?Lardarse Leeds girl - "Down south the chip shops don't do gravy". Well there's a reason for that you lump of mouthbreathing blubber. Why bother to deep fry potato pieces until they're crispy, and then make them soggy? Monkeys. Cretins. People who come in my Chinese takeaway order sweet chilli chicken with a gravy chip as the side order. Fair does - they're paying customers. But it must taste fecking vile.
You give them a crispy skin then chuck gravy over them.
Tapper daughter: What's free diving? It's where you don't pay.
Bear Grylls then after a deadly shrimp, Lee from Hull, incredulously: a f***ing shrimp!!!! I actually spat a drink out at that.
The Malone dad on about X Factor: and he's got wings, he's f***ed it for me.
Cracking series so far, very funny.
Bear Grylls then after a deadly shrimp, Lee from Hull, incredulously: a f***ing shrimp!!!! I actually spat a drink out at that.
The Malone dad on about X Factor: and he's got wings, he's f***ed it for me.
Cracking series so far, very funny.
egor110 said:
nicanary said:
New Taff couple might be OK. Nice selection of puppies - probably more intelligent than some of the humans.
Lardarse Leeds girl - "Down south the chip shops don't do gravy". Well there's a reason for that you lump of mouthbreathing blubber. Why bother to deep fry potato pieces until they're crispy, and then make them soggy? Monkeys. Cretins. People who come in my Chinese takeaway order sweet chilli chicken with a gravy chip as the side order. Fair does - they're paying customers. But it must taste fecking vile.
How about roast potatoes?Lardarse Leeds girl - "Down south the chip shops don't do gravy". Well there's a reason for that you lump of mouthbreathing blubber. Why bother to deep fry potato pieces until they're crispy, and then make them soggy? Monkeys. Cretins. People who come in my Chinese takeaway order sweet chilli chicken with a gravy chip as the side order. Fair does - they're paying customers. But it must taste fecking vile.
You give them a crispy skin then chuck gravy over them.
nicanary said:
egor110 said:
nicanary said:
New Taff couple might be OK. Nice selection of puppies - probably more intelligent than some of the humans.
Lardarse Leeds girl - "Down south the chip shops don't do gravy". Well there's a reason for that you lump of mouthbreathing blubber. Why bother to deep fry potato pieces until they're crispy, and then make them soggy? Monkeys. Cretins. People who come in my Chinese takeaway order sweet chilli chicken with a gravy chip as the side order. Fair does - they're paying customers. But it must taste fecking vile.
How about roast potatoes?Lardarse Leeds girl - "Down south the chip shops don't do gravy". Well there's a reason for that you lump of mouthbreathing blubber. Why bother to deep fry potato pieces until they're crispy, and then make them soggy? Monkeys. Cretins. People who come in my Chinese takeaway order sweet chilli chicken with a gravy chip as the side order. Fair does - they're paying customers. But it must taste fecking vile.
You give them a crispy skin then chuck gravy over them.
king awful. All though will have gravy with chips no problem. Have to say the Lardarse Leeds girl is as irritating as hell. Will have to give her time in case she comes a bit less irritating like Scarlet Geordie.
Still like Dad Malone for pearls of wisdom.
Though the blatant playing to camera of some of them continues to grate.
Oi Leon, there's nothing left in that pot!
Still like Dad Malone for pearls of wisdom.
Though the blatant playing to camera of some of them continues to grate.
Oi Leon, there's nothing left in that pot!
FiF said:
Have to say the Lardarse Leeds girl is as irritating as hell. Will have to give her time in case she comes a bit less irritating like Scarlet Geordie.
Still like Dad Malone for pearls of wisdom.
Though the blatant playing to camera of some of them continues to grate.
Oi Leon, there's nothing left in that pot!
Leon the Trotskyite. He mus be over the moon about Corbyn - whenever Cameron comes on the telly he whines like hell and does a sort of mock "toff" voice. But he makes for good viewing.Still like Dad Malone for pearls of wisdom.
Though the blatant playing to camera of some of them continues to grate.
Oi Leon, there's nothing left in that pot!
I've got to like Scarlett - I used to think she was thick (even though she apparently has a degree) but she's very down to earth, and not averse to sharing earthy comments with her parents. My daughter is of a similar age, and says she would probably be a good "night out" companion.
nicanary said:
The husband of the vicar must be the most docile and patient of men. She rambles, and he sits there stoically.
She might be good at her job and do a lot for the community but she's a terrible wife and really irritating. Maybe that's how he likes it but I fully expect to see the headlines when he flips and stabs her 14 times in the face and runs around the street wearing her skin laughing hysterically.nicanary said:
FiF said:
Have to say the Lardarse Leeds girl is as irritating as hell. Will have to give her time in case she comes a bit less irritating like Scarlet Geordie.
Still like Dad Malone for pearls of wisdom.
Though the blatant playing to camera of some of them continues to grate.
Oi Leon, there's nothing left in that pot!
Leon the Trotskyite. He mus be over the moon about Corbyn - whenever Cameron comes on the telly he whines like hell and does a sort of mock "toff" voice. But he makes for good viewing.Still like Dad Malone for pearls of wisdom.
Though the blatant playing to camera of some of them continues to grate.
Oi Leon, there's nothing left in that pot!
I've got to like Scarlett - I used to think she was thick (even though she apparently has a degree) but she's very down to earth, and not averse to sharing earthy comments with her parents. My daughter is of a similar age, and says she would probably be a good "night out" companion.
nicanary said:
Scarlett - "Like, would yer go into a jewellers and say can I lick yer ring?"
(It was about testing whether a ruby was genuine or not........)
The husband of the vicar must be the most docile and patient of men. She rambles, and he sits there stoically.
Saw his wry smile when Bez and co came on... I reckon he's had his fun! (It was about testing whether a ruby was genuine or not........)
The husband of the vicar must be the most docile and patient of men. She rambles, and he sits there stoically.
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