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anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2016
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thismonkeyhere said:
Ah, but you might have done better if you'd embraced the mighty Andrew.

Just saying.

(Not the Crabs, though. You're right to avoid them.)
Still got my dignity though tank

thismonkeyhere

10,385 posts

232 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2016
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bmw535i said:
Still got my dignity though tank
Overrated.

hidetheelephants

24,472 posts

194 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2016
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AshVX220 said:
hidetheelephants said:
There was a series about Army phase 1 a couple of years ago.
Bugger, missed that one.
Rather more than a couple of years; Young Soldiers BBC3 five years ago.

Edited by hidetheelephants on Wednesday 23 March 19:43

98elise

26,644 posts

162 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2016
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E24man said:
Another ex-Tiff here, D204...., 852 entry.

I warched with quiet bemusement at how relaxed everthing was.

The fatty GI was an embarassment to all Service personnel everywhere. The rest of the instructors seemed ok considering the TV crew were in their faces a fair amount. The Chief who tried to save the telephone prat has been mentioned as being a little more realistic, perhaps because he was a Submariner where there was traditionally more emphasis on technical professionalism than outright discipline.

I had been aware the RN was very short of all kinds of engineers; perhaps this is partly due to their ending of the Artificer Training in 2010.

I joined in 1985 with well over 600 other potential Tiffs, one of three similar entries every year. We were streamed fairly equally into Air, Weapon and Marine engineering apprenticeships. Of the over 200 who started at Sultan just over 60 finished their apprenticeships at all with just seven of us finishing on time in late 1989 (IIRC).

The attrition rate was so high simply because the standards were so high; as someone else mentioned it was pretty much an exam a week for three and a half years, three fails a term and you get back-classed (put back into the class four months behind you to repeat the term again), more than two back-classes and unless there were exceptional circumstances you were out of a job and a career for good. There was absolutely no option to apply ever again and no option for re-streaming to another trade or branch, just a ticket home and hand in your card and uniform before you go.

Artificers were pretty much universally resented by other RN Branches because of the rapid techincal based promotions but these were the reward for the skills and responsibility you held. There were bad apples in every barrel though, including the fk-wits that set fire to a Submarine Switchboard, but in general Artificers upheld their reputation as the guys to go to when all else and others had failed but you still needed something fixing. I still prefer to fix than replace hence me having one E24 for over 18 years - just this morning I had the dash apart to fix a short just a few days after having it out to fix the speedo.

The Services have changed over the years, I got out a grainy VHS to DVD movie of my passing out Parade and evn my wife mentioned how much sharper the Guard drill was than the one we had just watched in this Series. My day was ex-RN as well and loved wheeling out the line that when he joined the ships were made of wood and the men were made of steel, not like these days .......
Ex weapons tiff here 823 D195****

We had a similar loss rate. Hundreds of us joined up on the same day, as with you when we finished our training there were just a few full classes.

Like you I can turn my hand to just about anything.

AshVX220

5,929 posts

191 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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98elise said:
Ex weapons tiff here 823 D195****

We had a similar loss rate. Hundreds of us joined up on the same day, as with you when we finished our training there were just a few full classes.

Like you I can turn my hand to just about anything.
Particularly sleeping, right? wink

AshVX220

5,929 posts

191 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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hidetheelephants said:
AshVX220 said:
hidetheelephants said:
There was a series about Army phase 1 a couple of years ago.
Bugger, missed that one.
Rather more than a couple of years; Young Soldiers BBC3 five years ago.

Edited by hidetheelephants on Wednesday 23 March 19:43
Great find, thanks. beer

thismonkeyhere

10,385 posts

232 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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AshVX220 said:
98elise said:
Ex weapons tiff here 823 D195****

We had a similar loss rate. Hundreds of us joined up on the same day, as with you when we finished our training there were just a few full classes.

Like you I can turn my hand to just about anything.
Particularly sleeping, right? wink
Though not to WAFU standards...

V88Dicky

7,305 posts

184 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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98elise said:
Ex weapons tiff here 823 D195****
Ex scummy weapons mechanic here, on the ordnance side of the branch.

hehe

AshVX220

5,929 posts

191 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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thismonkeyhere said:
Though not to WAFU standards...
Indeed, no-one can sleep like a fking WAFU! biglaugh

V88Dicky

7,305 posts

184 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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Wet And Fecking Useless

hehe

98elise

26,644 posts

162 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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V88Dicky said:
98elise said:
Ex weapons tiff here 823 D195****
Ex scummy weapons mechanic here, on the ordnance side of the branch.

hehe
I was an OC tiff so Ordnance as well smile

98elise

26,644 posts

162 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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AshVX220 said:
98elise said:
Ex weapons tiff here 823 D195****

We had a similar loss rate. Hundreds of us joined up on the same day, as with you when we finished our training there were just a few full classes.

Like you I can turn my hand to just about anything.
Particularly sleeping, right? wink
World class.

For those that want to know a little more about what its like to be in the RN, this is is good read. Makes me wonder why i left smile

http://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/pull-up-a...



skirk

243 posts

142 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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AshVX220 said:
thismonkeyhere said:
Though not to WAFU standards...
Indeed, no-one can sleep like a fking WAFU! biglaugh
I remember watching the Wooos loading all the spares and tools onto the Lynx to fly ashore at Bari to do a rotor head change......golf clubs and clicky beds went on first......loafing bds....lol

Ex ME Mech......Acc 30.... D210####

AshVX220

5,929 posts

191 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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skirk said:
I remember watching the Wooos loading all the spares and tools onto the Lynx to fly ashore at Bari to do a rotor head change......golf clubs and clicky beds went on first......loafing bds....lol

Ex ME Mech......Acc 30.... D210####
Ha-ha, indeed. What were you down there on? I did Gloucester '92 and Battleaxe '95 in the Adriatic.

mikal83

5,340 posts

253 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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skirk said:
AshVX220 said:
thismonkeyhere said:
Though not to WAFU standards...
Indeed, no-one can sleep like a fking WAFU! biglaugh
I remember watching the Wooos loading all the spares and tools onto the Lynx to fly ashore at Bari to do a rotor head change......golf clubs and clicky beds went on first......loafing bds....lol

Ex ME Mech......Acc 30.... D210####
And the problem with that is.............? (Your just jealous that you didn't join the RN's premier branch aren't you)

AshVX220

5,929 posts

191 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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mikal83 said:
And the problem with that is.............? (Your just jealous that you didn't join the RN's premier branch aren't you)
It's only crabs that are jealous they didn't join the RN as a WAFU. wink

skirk

243 posts

142 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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AshVX220 said:
skirk said:
I remember watching the Wooos loading all the spares and tools onto the Lynx to fly ashore at Bari to do a rotor head change......golf clubs and clicky beds went on first......loafing bds....lol

Ex ME Mech......Acc 30.... D210####
Ha-ha, indeed. What were you down there on? I did Gloucester '92 and Battleaxe '95 in the Adriatic.
Glasgow in 94/5....held together by rust and black maskers.........................Jealous of being a woooo.......Errr ...no..lol

Edited by skirk on Thursday 24th March 15:55


Edited by skirk on Thursday 24th March 15:56

mikal83

5,340 posts

253 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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skirk said:
AshVX220 said:
skirk said:
I remember watching the Wooos loading all the spares and tools onto the Lynx to fly ashore at Bari to do a rotor head change......golf clubs and clicky beds went on first......loafing bds....lol

Ex ME Mech......Acc 30.... D210####
Ha-ha, indeed. What were you down there on? I did Gloucester '92 and Battleaxe '95 in the Adriatic.
Glasgow in 94/5....held together by rust and black maskers.........................Jealous of being a woooo.......Errr ...no..lol

Edited by skirk on Thursday 24th March 15:55


Edited by skirk on Thursday 24th March 15:56
In my 24 yrs never ever knew or heard of a Wafu transferring to be a fishead. Loads going the other way tho smile Whys that !

Deerfoot

4,902 posts

185 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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mikal83 said:
In my 24 yrs never ever knew or heard of a Wafu transferring to be a fishead. Loads going the other way tho smile Whys that !
It's happening now. A good friend of mine (we served together in MASU) has just been offered a very attractive sum to cross over to marine engineering.


mikal83

5,340 posts

253 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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Deerfoot said:
mikal83 said:
In my 24 yrs never ever knew or heard of a Wafu transferring to be a fishead. Loads going the other way tho smile Whys that !
It's happening now. A good friend of mine (we served together in MASU) has just been offered a very attractive sum to cross over to marine engineering.
"offered a very attractive sum",................... see we have to be bought and by quite a bit. (MASU was my last draft, Harrier MODS)