James May: The Reassembler

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Halmyre

11,180 posts

139 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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Sorry James, but Carlos Santana didn't use a whammy bar, IIRC. Big long sustain was his thing.

2172cc

1,094 posts

97 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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When I joined British Telecom in the 80's, the dial type phones were being phased out and replaced with push button pstn ones. We were still obliged to maintain them as they were rented although it was much easier to replace than to repair. I recovered many hundreds of 706's, 746,s and trim phones and all were skipped .
I remember one interesting job where I went to a fault for Lord David Owen who lived in a converted wharf warehouse building in Wapping . They had a multiple phone layout all still hard wired and the butler showed me the phone that had a problem with the handset. By that time the 746 was obsolete so we did not have any spares in the stores. I offered to convert it to pstn and replaced it with a Viscount but it was made very clear to me that Lady Owen would not accept this and I would have to repair the orginal. Under no circumstances would any other phone be acceptable as she liked the sound of the bell ring. The only solution was to raid the skips at all the local stores to find as many recovered phones as possible and put them in a sack to be left there and used as spares for years to come.
Can you image that happening now?

Smollet

10,525 posts

190 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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Just watched the first episode and enjoyed it partly due to the complete lack of intrusive background music that seems to dominate so many programmes these days
The mumps comment in the second episode had me chuckling. May. can be very amusing at times.

Edited by Smollet on Saturday 9th April 10:39

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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2172cc said:
When I joined British Telecom in the 80's, the dial type phones were being phased out and replaced with push button pstn ones. We were still obliged to maintain them as they were rented although it was much easier to replace than to repair. I recovered many hundreds of 706's, 746,s and trim phones and all were skipped .
I remember one interesting job where I went to a fault for Lord David Owen who lived in a converted wharf warehouse building in Wapping . They had a multiple phone layout all still hard wired and the butler showed me the phone that had a problem with the handset. By that time the 746 was obsolete so we did not have any spares in the stores. I offered to convert it to pstn and replaced it with a Viscount but it was made very clear to me that Lady Owen would not accept this and I would have to repair the orginal. Under no circumstances would any other phone be acceptable as she liked the sound of the bell ring. The only solution was to raid the skips at all the local stores to find as many recovered phones as possible and put them in a sack to be left there and used as spares for years to come.
Can you image that happening now?
Nice memories.
Did you work on the push button version that WASNT DTMF ?
I remember the viscount as it was the phone we had in the 2nd house we bought.

2172cc

1,094 posts

97 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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techiedave said:
2172cc said:
When I joined British Telecom in the 80's, the dial type phones were being phased out and replaced with push button pstn ones. We were still obliged to maintain them as they were rented although it was much easier to replace than to repair. I recovered many hundreds of 706's, 746,s and trim phones and all were skipped .
I remember one interesting job where I went to a fault for Lord David Owen who lived in a converted wharf warehouse building in Wapping . They had a multiple phone layout all still hard wired and the butler showed me the phone that had a problem with the handset. By that time the 746 was obsolete so we did not have any spares in the stores. I offered to convert it to pstn and replaced it with a Viscount but it was made very clear to me that Lady Owen would not accept this and I would have to repair the orginal. Under no circumstances would any other phone be acceptable as she liked the sound of the bell ring. The only solution was to raid the skips at all the local stores to find as many recovered phones as possible and put them in a sack to be left there and used as spares for years to come.
Can you image that happening now?
Nice memories.
Did you work on the push button version that WASNT DTMF ?
I remember the viscount as it was the phone we had in the 2nd house we bought.
I did but they weren't that common. By that time the big push was to replace all the old hard wired phones with plug in sockets. Used to love them jobs , we called them ' dis con - re con'...
If you remember the trim phones from the 70's , they came at first with a dial and then buttons .These are extremely rare now as we were instructed to remove all them from service as it was discovered that the glow in the dark dials were slightly radio active!
Great memories indeed.

boxst

3,715 posts

145 months

Sunday 10th April 2016
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This should be the dullest of the dull TV programs, but it is ... really good. I like James May and his easy style makes things interesting.

e21Mark

16,205 posts

173 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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Lucas Ayde said:
I remember that you could actually dial by tapping out the numbers (really quickly) on the connector that you rested the receiver on.
My sisters and I used to use that method to bypass the lock our parents put on the dial.

Halmyre

11,180 posts

139 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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2172cc said:
I did but they weren't that common. By that time the big push was to replace all the old hard wired phones with plug in sockets. Used to love them jobs , we called them ' dis con - re con'...
If you remember the trim phones from the 70's , they came at first with a dial and then buttons .These are extremely rare now as we were instructed to remove all them from service as it was discovered that the glow in the dark dials were slightly radio active!
Great memories indeed.
Trimphones, gaah! We moved to a house that had a trimphone; cleverly designed to be so lightweight that

(1) when you answered it the handset cord would flip it upside down and it would land on the switch, ending the call.
(2) you had to tuck the handset under your chin so you had a free hand to hold down the base while you dialled the number.


GetCarter

29,372 posts

279 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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Halmyre said:
Trimphones, gaah! We moved to a house that had a trimphone; cleverly designed to be so lightweight that

(1) when you answered it the handset cord would flip it upside down and it would land on the switch, ending the call.
(2) you had to tuck the handset under your chin so you had a free hand to hold down the base while you dialled the number.
Hideous ringtone too.

megaphone

10,713 posts

251 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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GetCarter said:
..and when I were a lad, the first three dials we dialed were letters not numbers.

My first number was WORdsworth 2289 (907- 2289). Hence the letters on the dial. We were apparently not bright enough to remember 7 numbers, so had to have poets, artists etc.

My childhood mates were all on BYRon or SHElly

Edited by GetCarter on Friday 8th April 18:51
Was that north London? My gran was WOR, Kenton.

Evangelion

7,702 posts

178 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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GetCarter said:
Halmyre said:
Trimphones, gaah! We moved to a house that had a trimphone; cleverly designed to be so lightweight that

(1) when you answered it the handset cord would flip it upside down and it would land on the switch, ending the call.
(2) you had to tuck the handset under your chin so you had a free hand to hold down the base while you dialled the number.
Hideous ringtone too.
... which my mum always said sounded like 'a sick canary' !

Blackpuddin

16,476 posts

205 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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Just watched the lawnmower one, very relaxing. Anybody know what the fourth one is about?

Marvindodgers

734 posts

216 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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Blackpuddin said:
Just watched the lawnmower one, very relaxing. Anybody know what the fourth one is about?
There were only three episodes - lawnmower, telephone & electric guitar.

Blackpuddin

16,476 posts

205 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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Hmm yes I've just found that out, bugger

nickwilcock

1,522 posts

247 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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One aspect of the Trimphone was that it didn't have a traditional microphone - there was an acoustic tube connected to a transducer in the main part of the handset. So if someone put their hand over the 'microphone', every word could still be heard by the caller!

droopsnoot

11,897 posts

242 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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tonyvid said:
Mcphisto said:
I think the red stuff was Red Hermetite or something similiar.
I love the smell of that stuff!
Red Hermetite smells nice. Orange "Instant Gasket", on the other hand, smells terrible.

colin_p

Original Poster:

4,503 posts

212 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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It is back, BBC4 28th of Dec !

Evangelion

7,702 posts

178 months

Friday 9th December 2016
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Let's hope someone at the Beeb has read the suggestions I made on Page 5 of this thread.

K12beano

20,854 posts

275 months

Friday 9th December 2016
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Good - the whole thing reminds of those TV programmes when I was a kid when nothing happened, yet you felt better about life...

No - I'm not thinking of the Test Card - although that was virtually as good.........

GetCarter

29,372 posts

279 months

Friday 9th December 2016
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megaphone said:
Was that north London? My gran was WOR, Kenton.
Sorry for the tardy reply!... yes Kenton.

As for 'The Reassembler'... sat watching it with a formula one driver and a formula one designer last month and we all loved how slow it was.

Bring it on!