Top Gear 2016 Official TV show thread *contains spoilers*

Top Gear 2016 Official TV show thread *contains spoilers*

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Nik da Greek

2,503 posts

150 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Europa1 said:
Blib said:
Wasn't it May who missed the first series?
Ah, yes, I think you may be right.
IIRC there used to be a fat bloke called Jason Something* who would get a five-minute spot to bore people bleedin stupid by droning on about what cars represented the best VFM at the time, and which made a good investment and other fascinating stuff like that. It was presumably dropped because a) it was st and b) be had the charisma of someone who'd actually been dead for quite some time. Clarkson clearly hated him and spent the whole spot glaring at him and tapping his foot impatiently. When James May took over from Mr Something** he had to do the same rigmarole for a few shows... droning on about good car investements... until the producers realised no-one, but no-one actually gave a single fk

*not his actual name, the whole thing was so dull I can't actually recall it
** still not his actual name


Anyone remember that ste programme on the late, lamented Men and Motors channel that had Hammond as a motorbike journo, before he hit the "heights" of TG? Can't remember what it was called... might have been Two Wheels Better or something terrible like that... but I do remember him being a detestable jumped-up little tool even back then

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Blib said:
Mr GrimNasty said:
Leblanc is more boring than the proverbial paint drying, none of the others have any real charisma, but more importantly - none of them have any on air chemistry whatsoever.

It's a painful tedious death of a tired format, inextricably tied to its former stars.
I could not agree more.
Me too.

I've never understood the love for Harris either. I guess some get all star struck because he was on here once.

I only watched the first few episodes of the last series before I gave up on it.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Nik da Greek said:
IIRC there used to be a fat bloke called Jason Something* who would get a five-minute spot to bore people bleedin stupid by droning on about what cars represented the best VFM at the time, and which made a good investment and other fascinating stuff like that. It was presumably dropped because a) it was st and b) be had the charisma of someone who'd actually been dead for quite some time. Clarkson clearly hated him and spent the whole spot glaring at him and tapping his foot impatiently. When James May took over from Mr Something** he had to do the same rigmarole for a few shows... droning on about good car investements... until the producers realised no-one, but no-one actually gave a single fk

*not his actual name, the whole thing was so dull I can't actually recall it
** still not his actual name


Anyone remember that ste programme on the late, lamented Men and Motors channel that had Hammond as a motorbike journo, before he hit the "heights" of TG? Can't remember what it was called... might have been Two Wheels Better or something terrible like that... but I do remember him being a detestable jumped-up little tool even back then
Jason Dawe was his name.

FourWheelDrift

88,510 posts

284 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Nik da Greek said:
Anyone remember that ste programme on the late, lamented Men and Motors channel that had Hammond as a motorbike journo, before he hit the "heights" of TG? Can't remember what it was called... might have been Two Wheels Better or something terrible like that... but I do remember him being a detestable jumped-up little tool even back then
Motor Week - https://www.youtube.com/results?q=motorweek+hammon...

ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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The Men and Motors channel is fairly active uploading all it's old videos. Quite nice to see IMO.

hairyben

8,516 posts

183 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Mr GrimNasty said:
Leblanc is more boring than the proverbial paint drying, none of the others have any real charisma, but more importantly - none of them have any on air chemistry whatsoever.

It's a painful tedious death of a tired format, inextricably tied to its former stars.
Theblancs an actor, he could say some cool funny witty things... .... . . If the scriptwriter doesnt forget to put them in

And there you have the problem in a nutshell, a bunch of pretenders led by a islingtonite bbc commitee trying to reacreate the popularity of a show they cant guage. You want that in your life like a teen needs fashion advice from the parents.

They needed to start afresh before and still do, but I bet itll be another lazy pastiche. A little part of me is glad the bbc lawyers have put so many restrictions on what CMH can say/do/think - creative people often produce their best work under pressure or with restrictions so it'll be unteresting to see what they do.

LuS1fer

41,133 posts

245 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Shakermaker said:
Jason Dawe was his name.
Sounds like..

Rich_W

12,548 posts

212 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Europa1 said:
Rich_W said:
Here's part fo the very first episode from 2002 (yesw not old '70s TG)

WOW Look how amazing it wasn't..


I'm cautiously optimistic for the new series (start date?) MLB, RR and CH cold work very well.
Where?
Dunno where that link went confusedlaugh

Try this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x5G0NoMEV4
The rest of that episode are on YT.

Anyway point was that the first couple series of 02ownards TG were dogst. Yet no one wants to give the second generation TG a look in for not being flawless from the off.

Very much like the E30 M3 was a winner and everyone hated the E36 M3 just because it wasn't the E30. When in fact it was still a damn good car, but different to the Original.

johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

164 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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what was wrong with that it was fine. The point is the Evans show had 14 years of experienced people on it and they still ballsed it up.

E65Ross

35,072 posts

212 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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I think the new series got better as it went along, but I just couldn't get on with CE. Just a really irritating presenter IMO. My favourite part of the series was MLB in the Rolls-Royce Dawn, but even then there were some irritating aspects, but overall a well done piece in my opinion.

The Grand Tour starts in about 2 months, looking forward to seeing how that pans out.

moleamol

15,887 posts

263 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Matt not having Chris to let him deliver his comedy lines and two of the most boring presenters ever to grace TV with the charisma of a suitcase? I'm struggling to see why everyone is so excited.

jbudgie

8,916 posts

212 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Not really what you could call excited--but it will be a step up not having to put up with the idiot Evans.

strummerville

1,015 posts

127 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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It's still preferable to Antiques 'Yes, it's Sunday night' Roadshow. Relax, folks - don't over analyse - enjoy an hour long car show when you can get it.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Well I for one am more happy with a line up consisting of MLB, RR and CH. I said a few months ago that using those three as the main lineup would be better IMO. I didn't like the first new series due to Evans, but I will give it another go with them and see how they get on. I liked the Rory Reid jag piece.

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

137 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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If they get a decent script, move on from the spoof version of Recent TG and have a play around with the format it could be okay.

simonrockman

6,852 posts

255 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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They also need to chill and develop the arrogance which made Top Gear. I can't find the clip on YouTube but before the head was over the parapet they did a car-manufacturers-names-on-things piece with a "pork sword" and "wizards sleeve". Back then no-one cared.

TG needs to stop caring if people will like them if they are to have people like them.

r11co

6,244 posts

230 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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simonrockman said:
They also need to chill and develop the arrogance which made Top Gear. <snip> TG needs to stop caring if people will like them if they are to have people like them.
I think that boat sailed with the last three. TG needs to plow a new furrow for itself built around the personalities of the current presenters.

Hmmm, having just said that, considering MLB's reputation, I think 'plowing a furrow' was a bad choice of words wink.

moleamol

15,887 posts

263 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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r11co said:
simonrockman said:
They also need to chill and develop the arrogance which made Top Gear. <snip> TG needs to stop caring if people will like them if they are to have people like them.
I think that boat sailed with the last three. TG needs to plow a new furrow for itself built around the personalities of the current presenters.

Hmmm, having just said that, considering MLB's reputation, I think 'plowing a furrow' was a bad choice of words wink.
Difficult when there is only half a personality between all three.

AreOut

3,658 posts

161 months

Saturday 1st October 2016
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saw them today in Montenegro, S63 coupe, a new Aston and couldn't recognize the pickup with all the camera gear

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

137 months

Saturday 1st October 2016
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Top Gear in Montenegro - what could possibly go wrong?