Top Gear 2016 Official TV show thread *contains spoilers*

Top Gear 2016 Official TV show thread *contains spoilers*

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Blib

44,176 posts

198 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Esseesse said:
If the BBC want to continue making a programme with the 'Top Gear' name, they need to completely change the format and possibly also aim it at a different audience.
That's a tough assignment for anyone to take on.

Halmyre

11,210 posts

140 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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I'd love to see Sniff Petrol's Troy Queef, Trentham Sleaves and Roy Lanchester presenting Top Gear. Minty.


durbster

10,284 posts

223 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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If there's any truth in the James Martin rumours, it proves the BBC do not understand why Evans didn't work. It also shows that nobody among the BBC executives is into cars.

There is a difference between being a car enthusiast, and being an authority on them. Evans was a car enthusiast, but had no foundation on which to judge them. Clarkson, Hammond and May would regularly and - I suspect - deliberately inspire authority by going off on geeky tangents, and always dropping hints to give the audience confidence they knew what they were talking about.

Evans' opinion counted for nothing. He might own Ferraris and McLarens so can tell you they're really fast, but when Clarkson reviewed a car you had the perspective that a long history of reviewing Vauxhall Vectras and Kia Sportages gives.

Compare an Evans review with the lighthearted Smith and Sniff YouTube reviews by 5th Gear's Jonny Smith and Richard 'Sniff Petrol' Porter. They're enjoyable because they both know their stuff.

Basically, Evans failed to convince the audience that he knew what he was talking about. MLB and Rory succeeded because they did. It makes no difference whether the viewer is a car person. Even a casual viewer will quickly recognise when somebody is out of their depth.

ClockworkCupcake

74,597 posts

273 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Halmyre said:
I'd love to see Sniff Petrol's Troy Queef, Trentham Sleaves and Roy Lanchester presenting Top Gear. Minty.
rofl

And Used Car advice from Carcoat Damphands.

ClockworkCupcake

74,597 posts

273 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Esseesse said:
If the BBC want to continue making a programme with the 'Top Gear' name, they need to completely change the format and possibly also aim it at a different audience.
So you're saying that if the BBC want to continue making a programme that has made them a lot of money they need to make a completely different programme? Ummmm... ok.

I rather suspect that what they actually need to do is to work out how to keep the golden goose healthy. They need to nurse it back to health, not pull its feathers off and try to stick fur on it instead.

FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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MarshPhantom said:
carl_w said:
suffolk009 said:
If it is James Martin, I hope they did a screen test this time.

And please, hire some writers.
Same mistake as CE -- he's a car guy bur not a car journalist.
No - he's a TV chef, Evans is a DJ. The BBC haven't learned much clearly.
If it is who wants to bet that in the first show some cooking is performed?

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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FourWheelDrift said:
MarshPhantom said:
carl_w said:
suffolk009 said:
If it is James Martin, I hope they did a screen test this time.

And please, hire some writers.
Same mistake as CE -- he's a car guy bur not a car journalist.
No - he's a TV chef, Evans is a DJ. The BBC haven't learned much clearly.
If it is who wants to bet that in the first show some cooking is performed?
Well, they had some cooking in one of the more gash films in the last series...

FiF

44,116 posts

252 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Europa1 said:
FourWheelDrift said:
MarshPhantom said:
carl_w said:
suffolk009 said:
If it is James Martin, I hope they did a screen test this time.

And please, hire some writers.
Same mistake as CE -- he's a car guy bur not a car journalist.
No - he's a TV chef, Evans is a DJ. The BBC haven't learned much clearly.
If it is who wants to bet that in the first show some cooking is performed?
Well, they had some cooking in one of the more gash films in the last series...
Suppose we could put up with it as long as he made a pie, or maybe a proper barbecue, not cake though, that would mean Jo Brand getting in on the act.

marshalla

15,902 posts

202 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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FiF said:
Suppose we could put up with it as long as he made a pie, or maybe a proper barbecue, not cake though, that would mean Jo Brand getting in on the act.
Spam. He needs to use Spam. That's what was missing from the last series.

And beans.

Smollet

10,607 posts

191 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Apparently James Martin is from Yorkshire. Did anyone know that ?

FiF

44,116 posts

252 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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marshalla said:
Spam. He needs to use Spam. That's what was missing from the last series.

And beans.
Cheffy baked beans, rolleyes once tried Tom Kerridge's baked beans, sorry Tom, too much arsing about for beans that were basically, a bit rank.

hairyben

8,516 posts

184 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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durbster said:
If there's any truth in the James Martin rumours, it proves the BBC do not understand why Evans didn't work. It also shows that nobody among the BBC executives is into cars.

There is a difference between being a car enthusiast, and being an authority on them. Evans was a car enthusiast, but had no foundation on which to judge them. Clarkson, Hammond and May would regularly and - I suspect - deliberately inspire authority by going off on geeky tangents, and always dropping hints to give the audience confidence they knew what they were talking about.

Evans' opinion counted for nothing. He might own Ferraris and McLarens so can tell you they're really fast, but when Clarkson reviewed a car you had the perspective that a long history of reviewing Vauxhall Vectras and Kia Sportages gives.

Compare an Evans review with the lighthearted Smith and Sniff YouTube reviews by 5th Gear's Jonny Smith and Richard 'Sniff Petrol' Porter. They're enjoyable because they both know their stuff.

Basically, Evans failed to convince the audience that he knew what he was talking about. MLB and Rory succeeded because they did. It makes no difference whether the viewer is a car person. Even a casual viewer will quickly recognise when somebody is out of their depth.
I dunno, I know nothing of James Martin but a quick G suggests he looks to be someone meticulous with high standards/aspirtions - critically important values that made old top gear work so well once you looked beyond the "mates muckin' about, havin' a laff'" exterior, (which seemingly was beyond the entire programming team at the beeb or the dribbling morons delight than was evans. )

He'll obviously have some catching up to do but its as much having the right core attitude, and he has experience presenting tv that isnt specifically aimed at people with an iq of 23.


So he cant be as bad as evans right?

Edited by hairyben on Wednesday 24th August 16:35

LuS1fer

41,137 posts

246 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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hairyben said:
So he cant be as bad as Evans right?
He is ahead, in that I already turn him off every time he appears on screen.

They might just as well bring back Noel Edmonds and Top Gear Swap Shop... a bit of Cheggers....

P-Jay

10,579 posts

192 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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James Martin might be enough to push me over the edge, I can't stand him, any time I've seen him on camera without a script to read he shows himself to be a prick, not the mention the sort of prick who likes to buzz cyclists in his car, TG doesn't need that.


KTF

9,808 posts

151 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Have you heard the adverts that Martin has on the radio for Asda where people phone in for recipes? He can barely lift that script off the page and thats for something that he is an 'expert' in.

Stick him in front of a camera where he pretends to be an expert in something he had no interest in and you can see how that is going to end up.

Esseesse

8,969 posts

209 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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ClockworkCupcake said:
Esseesse said:
If the BBC want to continue making a programme with the 'Top Gear' name, they need to completely change the format and possibly also aim it at a different audience.
So you're saying that if the BBC want to continue making a programme that has made them a lot of money they need to make a completely different programme? Ummmm... ok.

I rather suspect that what they actually need to do is to work out how to keep the golden goose healthy. They need to nurse it back to health, not pull its feathers off and try to stick fur on it instead.
I wish them the best of luck but I don't think it's possible.

Top Gear had become about the relationship between 3 blokes, not primarily about cars or anything else. If you replaced all the members of a band with new people who tried to behave like the old ones do you think it'd still be successful?

Esseesse

8,969 posts

209 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Blib said:
Esseesse said:
If the BBC want to continue making a programme with the 'Top Gear' name, they need to completely change the format and possibly also aim it at a different audience.
That's a tough assignment for anyone to take on.
Once upon a time Top Gear was aimed at a different audience and had a rather different format. They could return to something like that (amongst other things). It would have smaller viewing figures than with Clarkson but wouldn't be slated for trying to take off old presenters. There are other programmes that are more niche but still regarded as 'good'.

Edited by Esseesse on Wednesday 24th August 17:18

suffolk009

5,425 posts

166 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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P-Jay said:
James Martin might be enough to push me over the edge, I can't stand him, any time I've seen him on camera without a script to read he shows himself to be a prick, not the mention the sort of prick who likes to buzz cyclists in his car, TG doesn't need that.
Did you see the Mille Miglia show he did?

Pants.

Yes, seriously - it featured his pants. He was vac packing them to save suitcase space. Apart from the cars, that was the highpoint. Fascinating motoring TV.

Blib

44,176 posts

198 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Esseesse said:
Blib said:
Esseesse said:
If the BBC want to continue making a programme with the 'Top Gear' name, they need to completely change the format and possibly also aim it at a different audience.
That's a tough assignment for anyone to take on.
Once upon a time Top Gear was aimed at a different audience and had a rather different format. They could return to something like that (amongst other things). It would have smaller viewing figures than with Clarkson but wouldn't be slated for trying to take off old presenters. There are other programmes that are more niche but still regarded as 'good'.

Edited by Esseesse on Wednesday 24th August 17:18
The old Woolard format is what killed it off in the first place. It has to justify itself in the schedule. Old TG didn't.

LuS1fer

41,137 posts

246 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Esseesse said:
I wish them the best of luck but I don't think it's possible.

Top Gear had become about the relationship between 3 blokes, not primarily about cars or anything else. If you replaced all the members of a band with new people who tried to behave like the old ones do you think it'd still be successful?
Well tribute bands do pretty well albeit on a much smaller scale.