Hunt vs Bond vs Bourne

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addsvrs

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582 posts

217 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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944fan said:
What?

WTF?

What the actual fk?

Don't let Chuck hear you admit to that.

:-)
Lol, think i might have seen something called Lone wolf / star ??. Seen him in cameo's but bit before my time

Guvernator

13,164 posts

166 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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Halb said:
Batman.


drop mike


end thread
Superman wink

(I feel like I've gone back in time with this thread to a 14 year old me where conversations like this seemed to be an everyday occurrence. That and talk about what a certain girl would let you see\do behind the metalwork sheds in exchange for sweets\money\fags) biggrin

Halmyre

11,215 posts

140 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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944fan said:
addsvrs said:
Lots of good suggestions, although ive heard of Chuck Norris, dont think ive ever seen a film with him in
What?

WTF?

What the actual fk?

Don't let Chuck hear you admit to that.

:-)
I've never seen him in a film either.

(runs away)

Moulder

1,466 posts

213 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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Halmyre said:
LordHaveMurci said:
John Wick?
John Steed.
John Rambo.

At least we already know he would beat Horatio Caine.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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Guvernator said:
Superman wink

(I feel like I've gone back in time with this thread to a 14 year old me where conversations like this seemed to be an everyday occurrence. That and talk about what a certain girl would let you see\do behind the metalwork sheds in exchange for sweets\money\fags) biggrin
Doomsday...


and bikesheds you say...

Guvernator

13,164 posts

166 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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Halb said:
Guvernator said:
Superman wink

(I feel like I've gone back in time with this thread to a 14 year old me where conversations like this seemed to be an everyday occurrence. That and talk about what a certain girl would let you see\do behind the metalwork sheds in exchange for sweets\money\fags) biggrin
Doomsday...


and bikesheds you say...
Doomsday died too so we'll call that a stalemate. wink

Our school wasn't posh enough to have bike sheds, they'd have all got knicked. biggrin

Kermit power

28,679 posts

214 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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Old Bond would've won just by shagging and fluking his way out of danger. Unfortunately, since Daniel Craig took over, Bond has stopped being proper Bond and just become a pale shadow of Bourne, so he wouldn't stand a chance any longer.

SpudLink

5,860 posts

193 months

Wednesday 17th August 2016
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Jason Bourne Is clearly an unstoppable Terminator. However the victor would obviously be Bond. Classic Bond, not Daniel Craig.
Bond would have seduced Bourne's girl beforehand, then she would be tragically killed. During the fight Bond would trip Bourne into a shark filled pool, or a bath with an electric toaster, or some other ungentlemanly act.
He would then straighten his tie while making a pun on the manor of his opponents death. Then off in search of a dry martini and his next sexual conquest.
That's how a REAL spy fights.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

235 months

Wednesday 17th August 2016
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Wolverine, obviously.

InductionRoar

2,014 posts

133 months

Wednesday 17th August 2016
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stuartmmcfc said:
Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee.

RicharDC5

3,946 posts

128 months

Wednesday 17th August 2016
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Neo from The Matrix. Providing his enemies are actually inside the Matrix.


Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Thursday 18th August 2016
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He has decent telekinesis/telepathy powers that emerge, so it could be in rl as well. biggrin

Guvernator

13,164 posts

166 months

Thursday 18th August 2016
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Halb said:
He has decent telekinesis/telepathy powers that emerge, so it could be in rl as well. biggrin
My understanding is that it's not really telekinesis/telepathy. He gets "powers" because he is the One so is linked to the machine intelligence source somehow. He is only able to use his "powers" against the machines IRL and not anything else. So a normal human could still kick his arse as seen when he fights the human body-snatching Smith. No Kung Fu, no powers so he gets his arse kicked and ends up blind.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Thursday 18th August 2016
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Guvernator said:
My understanding is that it's not really telekinesis/telepathy. He gets "powers" because he is the One so is linked to the machine intelligence source somehow. He is only able to use his "powers" against the machines IRL and not anything else. So a normal human could still kick his arse as seen when he fights the human body-snatching Smith. No Kung Fu, no powers so he gets his arse kicked and ends up blind.
That's interesting. I am Recalling from seeing in the pictures long ago.
I thought the machine fight was after SMith.
My own theory was that since his brain waves were slightly different, he could affect realites. Sending a brain signal in the digital reality being no different than sending a signal in corporeal reality. I'd have to watch it again, to consider it more. biggrin

Guvernator

13,164 posts

166 months

Thursday 18th August 2016
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Halb said:
That's interesting. I am Recalling from seeing in the pictures long ago.
I thought the machine fight was after SMith.
My own theory was that since his brain waves were slightly different, he could affect realites. Sending a brain signal in the digital reality being no different than sending a signal in corporeal reality. I'd have to watch it again, to consider it more. biggrin
There are two or three incidents where Neo displays powers outside of the Matrix IRL. However in each of those occasions he is only effecting machines, before the fight with Smith IRL, he freezes the sentinels in one instance then blows up a load in another after Smith has blinded him. However at no point is he effecting the real world in the usual way we'd recognise as telekinetic powers, he is merely using his connection to the source to disrupt the sentinels function. The semi official explanation is that he has somehow created a wireless connection to the machine source which enables him to manipulate the AI machines IRL. Yes it's a power of a sort but not one that would be useful in a fight against other humans.

The first was a great film but I can't help but be a bit disappointed with the sequels. Not terrible films per se but I feel the premise setup in the first was wasted and they took it in a direction that wasn't really satisfying. I read much more interesting theories of how the sequels could have gone online.

oddball1313

1,195 posts

124 months

Thursday 18th August 2016
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You're all wrong

Anton Chigurh is the most badass dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsITqXyHWbQ

Edited by oddball1313 on Thursday 18th August 22:55

stew-S160

8,006 posts

239 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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geeks said:
Wade Wilson!
Wade f****n Wilson...

FiF

44,140 posts

252 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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From left field, Mrs Peel.