Great British Bake Off 2016

[MiniMan64]

V6Pushfit said:

Hmmm

Bullst.

She's got a drawer full and the rest...

[SS2.]

MiniMan64 said:

V6Pushfit said:

Hmmm

Bullst.

She's got a drawer full and the rest...

My thoughts exactly..

[coopedup]

V6Pushfit said:

Christ on a bike if that's what chavs are like round your way give me your postcode the Nova has a full tank and the hoodie is on.

Give me a bell when you are ready

[anonymous-user]

Ok mate just wear a baseball cap backwards and oversize jogging pants from TKMax and we'll hang around in the car park by the pelican crossing. Should be easy.

[coopedup]

V6Pushfit said:

Ok mate just wear a baseball cap backwards and oversize jogging pants from TKMax and we'll hang around in the car park by the pelican crossing. Should be easy.

Splendid, I will be the one in the tweed tracksuit smoking a pipe.

[jas xjr]

coopedup said:

Splendid, I will be the one in the tweed tracksuit smoking a pipe.

i am a miserable fecker these days , that genuinely made me smile , thank you

[anonymous-user]

jas xjr said:

coopedup said:

Splendid, I will be the one in the tweed tracksuit smoking a pipe.

i am a miserable fecker these days , that genuinely made me smile , thank you

Cooped was being serious there. His valet knows all the styles required for MILF Chav chasing so dresses him accordingly as it's safer. He hasn't dressed himself since the 1957 fiasco when dressed as 'Saint Cooped' he mistook the head choirboy for the Vergers daughter in the dim light of the vestry.

[coopedup]

V6Pushfit said:

jas xjr said:

coopedup said:

Splendid, I will be the one in the tweed tracksuit smoking a pipe.

i am a miserable fecker these days , that genuinely made me smile , thank you

Cooped was being serious there. His valet knows all the styles required for MILF Chav chasing so dresses him accordingly as it's safer. He hasn't dressed himself since the 1957 fiasco when dressed as 'Saint Cooped' he mistook the head choirboy for the Vergers daughter in the dim light of the vestry.

Oh happy memories, but in my defence the light really was a tad bad that day, just wish I had not gone with the line "look no hands".

[Biker 1]

coopedup said:

Oh happy memories, but in my defence the light really was a tad bad that day, just wish I had not gone with the line "look no hands".

[gregd]

MiniMan64 said:

Bullst.

She's got a drawer full and the rest...

She reminds me of Michelle Collins from Eastenders (a few years back anyway).. Anyone else?

[RichB]

gregd said:

She reminds me of Michelle Collins from Eastenders (a few years back anyway).. Anyone else?

Nah, it's Lorraine Chase from Lut'un

[poing]

"I would have put 2 in."
"Of course you would Val, what's a recipe for if not to completely ignore?"

Such a shame these 2 presenters are not going to ch4, they will be missed.

[nicanary]

I believe they're known as "sweetheart" lips - they remind me of the joke about the wide-mouthed frog.

It's a bit strange this year. Every week someone does well in 2 of the tasks, and badly in the other. Nobody stands out as a favourite to win, it's all up one week and down the next. I really can't pick a winner, but the ginger Ulsterman is fairly good on a regular basis (as I type this he's just forgotten to turn on the oven!).

[KTF]

Disaster for the ginger guy and Rav in the bakewell competition.

[RichB]

poing said:

Such a shame these 2 presenters are not going to ch4, they will be missed.

I doubt Mary Berry will be going either so that doesn't leave much of a programme does it?

[MiniMan64]

RichB said:

poing said:

Such a shame these 2 presenters are not going to ch4, they will be missed.

I doubt Mary Berry will be going either so that doesn't leave much of a programme does it?

Nope.

C4 have well and truly shoot themselves in the foot.

In other news....sausages.

[KTF]

Val is going home.

[RichB]

Remarkably she's 81 and I've read that the production team want to take a year off before relaunching on Ch4. Can you see her bothering at 83? No, nor can I. And, without Mary Berry you wouldn't get the motherly play between her and Paul Hollywood. The programme is as finished as Top Gear without Clarkson, May and Hammond.

[anonymous-user]

We had 'grabbing the sausage' from The BakeOff Babe tonight. Great stuff but why does she have to pout all the bloody time? She's gone from a fantasy to a nightmare.
I used to ignore her speech until now but the cheap Estuary English is grating too - imagine what she would be like with a refined accent!

[Iva Barchetta]

My pouty imaginary girlfriend gets top baker of the week....