Great British Bake Off 2016

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poing

8,743 posts

201 months

Wednesday 19th October 2016
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I still want Candice to win, then she can marry me, then she can sign up to CH4 and present the new show. I get cakes, Candice and to party with the CH4 staff. No idea what she gets from me mind...

Secretly though, it's Jane that bakes all the stuff I actually want to eat.

FiF

44,140 posts

252 months

Wednesday 19th October 2016
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Candice has had one helluva makeover, no really one metric tonne of makeover since the final.

Just saying, not spoiling, even though it's in a spoiler tag.

kev1974

4,029 posts

130 months

Wednesday 19th October 2016
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FiF said:
Candice has had one helluva makeover, no really one metric tonne of makeover since the final.

Just saying, not spoiling, even though it's in a spoiler tag.
Not even that can get rid of her awful pout-face.

David87

6,663 posts

213 months

Wednesday 19th October 2016
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FiF said:
Candice has had one helluva makeover, no really one metric tonne of makeover since the final.

Just saying, not spoiling, even though it's in a spoiler tag.
Pics, please. biggrin

C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

146 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Here you are, apologies as it's Daily Fail

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-385...

Aside from the shorter red hairdo she doesn't look that different to me. Still would though and you can have a nice tea and cake after cloud9

Biker 1

7,741 posts

120 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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C0ffin D0dger said:
Aside from the shorter red hairdo she doesn't look that different to me. Still would though and you can have a nice tea and cake after cloud9
yikes Shudder..... You can't polish a turd, even a chav turd.... What others see in her I have no idea hurlvomit

Randy Winkman

16,179 posts

190 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Biker 1 said:
C0ffin D0dger said:
Aside from the shorter red hairdo she doesn't look that different to me. Still would though and you can have a nice tea and cake after cloud9
yikes Shudder..... You can't polish a turd, even a chav turd.... What others see in her I have no idea hurlvomit
She's luverly.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Randy Winkman said:
Biker 1 said:
C0ffin D0dger said:
Aside from the shorter red hairdo she doesn't look that different to me. Still would though and you can have a nice tea and cake after cloud9
yikes Shudder..... You can't polish a turd, even a chav turd.... What others see in her I have no idea hurlvomit
She's luverly.
.... if only she torked propa England

FiF

44,140 posts

252 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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We reckon she thinks she's hotter than she actually is. She works in a secondary school surrounded by pubescent boys, in their world she probably is the hottest thing in the staff room.

Personally I wouldn't even with Flash man's, she's there for the celebrity career malarkey. Soon you'll see her on everything.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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FiF said:
Soon you'll see her on everything.
Hope so. If she has some speech tuition that is.

Biker 1

7,741 posts

120 months

Saturday 22nd October 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
Hope so. If she has some speech tuition that is.
...and some major cosmetic surgery.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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Ladies,gentleman and Candice,start your ovens.

MiniMan64

16,941 posts

191 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
Ladies,gentleman and Candice,start your ovens.
Definitely the PH favourite!

Cobnapint

8,634 posts

152 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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Pout Pout.

Freds

947 posts

138 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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It's emotional tonight, I'm in tears already ............weeping

Ace-T

7,699 posts

256 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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Our entire workforce will have their heads in their hands after the double handshake... hehe

FreeLitres

6,050 posts

178 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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Cobnapint said:
Pout Pout.
Can't fking stand the stupid faces she's pulling.

I have a new theory though. When she gets praise and smiles, she reveals her horrible yellow wonky teeth, so she purses her lips to cover them up.

Doesn't explain why she does the cat's bum lips when she is being told her food is crap though.

Ace-T

7,699 posts

256 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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Recovered! bounce

Cobnapint

8,634 posts

152 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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FreeLitres said:
Cobnapint said:
Pout Pout.
Can't fking stand the stupid faces she's pulling.

I have a new theory though. When she gets praise and smiles, she reveals her horrible yellow wonky teeth, so she purses her lips to cover them up.

Doesn't explain why she does the cat's bum lips when she is being told her food is crap though.
Leave her alone. Candice FTW !

FreeLitres

6,050 posts

178 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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Cobnapint said:
Leave her alone. Candice FTW !
She is a great baker, no doubt. However, the faces she pulls makes her look really arrogant and annoying. Smug.