Remove one letter of a movie title and give it a description

[ApOrbital]

aws -people crying on the beach.

[Steamer]

The Reat Escape - A bunch of Geordies make an escape and it goes alright.

[Doofus]

The Statin Agent. Peter Dinklage inherits a shop selling heart medicine.

Len. Jean Reno is an assassin from Bradford.

It's A Wonderful Lie. James Stewart learns nothing.

The Da Of The Jackal. Edward Fox learns about his Irish heritage.

[Doofus]

Ring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia. Bounty hunters attempt to contact El Jefe by telephone.

[pidsy]

Some of these are genius.

[CaptainSlow]

The Godfather Pat III....Patrick is once again pleased to be asked to be the religious guardian of another young child.

[CaptainSlow]

Petty Woman...an hour and a half in the life of a typical middle aged married man.

[CaptainSlow]

The Ear (sic) Hunter...Five men from industrial America travel to the bars of Indo China looking for aural.

[Doofus]

The Hills Have Yes. A progressive rock band lives in a restricted atomic zone where they prey on hapless travellers.

[CaptainSlow]

Once upon a Tim in America...story of a post-op tranny gangster in 1930's Chicago.

[Doofus]

Ringing Up Baby. Cary Grant attempts to contact his young child by telephone.

[Doofus]

The Dee. Nick Nolte and Jacqueline Bisset investigate a WW2 shipwreck in North Wales.

[Doofus]

The Breakfast Cub. Anthony Michael Hall is a boy scout in detention with Judd Nelson and Molly Ringwald.

[Doofus]

Do Hollywood. Michael J Fox attempts a sequel to the infamous Dallas-based porno of the seventies.

[Doofus]

The Colditz Tory. John Mills realises that the Nazis are more right wing than he is.

[Doofus]

Around The Wold In Eighty Days. David Niven spends two and a half months in the Gloucestershire countryside. Stuck behind a caravan, probably.

[Doofus]

The Magnificent Sven. Yul Brynner is a Swedish gunslinger hired to protect a Mexican village.

[Justayellowbadge]

I'm sorry I haven't a cue - unable to play snooker, PH posters instead claim other peoples gags as their own.

[AW111]

The lord of the rigs

3 x 3hr episodes following a bunch of oil workers in their attempt to destroy a mate's engagement ring. Features much drunken violence and beards.

[Doofus]

The Men Who Stare At Oats. George Clooney tells Ewan McGregor about how concentrating on a bowl of porridge can make you invisible.