Apprentice 2016 thread

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FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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Oh I do hate this attitude of "I don't want to hear problems I want to hear solutions" If you don't know what the problem is you don't understand the solution and sometimes they don't have a solution, but maybe someone else will if they know what the problem is.

/rant

castex

4,936 posts

274 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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Haha! You watch Hollyoaks.

Edit: Not you, Monsieur Coolhands.

CoolHands

18,672 posts

196 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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Hot chicks

getmecoat

Challo

10,162 posts

156 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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How is that Jessica a successful business women? Useless!!!

RosscoPCole

3,320 posts

175 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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Single, double, triple, quadruple firing?

FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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RosscoPCole said:
Single, double, triple, quadruple firing?
Sugar "fk this, I'm off down the pub."

FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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In the audience tonight on You're Fired, the apprentices fired tonight.

RosscoPCole

3,320 posts

175 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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What!? Only one candidate fired?

nicanary

9,798 posts

147 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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Karthik survived! He makes for good viewing I suppose. Don't be surprised to hear he's been found down a dark alley with a hammer-shaped dent in his head. Twunt.

castex

4,936 posts

274 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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nicanary said:
Karthik survived! He makes for good viewing I suppose. Don't be surprised to hear he's been found down a dark alley with a hammer-shaped dent in his head. Twunt.
He should have been given his 5 minutes with the editor. Inspiration needs to be embraced where possible.

wobert

5,055 posts

223 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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What a clusterf*ck.....

Driver101

14,376 posts

122 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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That was awkwardly amusing. I wouldn't want to work with any of them.


WilsonWilson

523 posts

150 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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Gutted Jacqueline McCafferty got binned.

hehehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysnjjvcAmk

Spice_Weasel

2,286 posts

254 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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Watching this about ten minutes behind. Mrs SW and I wanted Shuggs to fire the lot of them

Might bring the series to a sudden halt though

snotrag

14,464 posts

212 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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She has morphed into some sort of oap barbie on your fired!


Loved it when mental jessy spouted off about another in full northern drawl. "by eck, she 'ad a reyt monk on!"

FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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Orange and pink are not a good match.

NJK44

1,364 posts

97 months

Friday 14th October 2016
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budgie smuggler said:
did the presenter say he'd "fked it" ?!
Close. He said fluffed.

Bluedot

3,593 posts

108 months

Friday 14th October 2016
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Excellent episode, lovely to see bickering and meltdowns thumbup

I do find some of the tasks confusing though, they seem to whizz between so many 'sub-tasks' from research to making the product/packaging, to coming up with a name and brand, while then they show the other sub-team interviewing people, then its back to the other sub-team bickering in a taxi, then back to the other sub-team in front of a computer screen, then back to the other...you get my drift.

Couldn't understand why the male PM, Mukai, bought those two back into the boardroom. Sir Alan had picked out two already from his team (Dillon - who wasted time interviewing and Oliver - who admitted all he did was ask a couple of questions for public research), surely that was a pointer as to who Sir Alan was gunning for ? That Karthick was always going to fight hard to keep his place (although the PM probably thought he was going to dig himself a big hole) and that JD just seems a half decent level headed bloke who was never going to get fired in a million years.

I think the Scottish girl, Natalie had to go, she had such a permanent grimace on her face, obviously made for bad TV. Although I also thought the one in the middle, Alana?, was also going to go, she looked like she had just given up by the end in the board room.

Couldn't help but notice the way Sir Alan kept plugging the media boards on bus stops, "this was the important bit", "what about the media posts on the bus stops?", "where was the interactive media for the bus stop?".
It's almost as if he knows someone very close with a vested interest in digital advertising in public places scratchchin

Biker 1

7,739 posts

120 months

Friday 14th October 2016
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snotrag said:
She has morphed into some sort of oap barbie on your fired!


Loved it when mental jessy spouted off about another in full northern drawl. "by eck, she 'ad a reyt monk on!"
hehe
She did also look like, ahem, a 'lady of the night'.... Still looks like Lord S is following in Trump's footsteps & firing all the proper mingers, fuggly, least attractive ones first..... getmecoat

CoolHands

18,672 posts

196 months

Friday 14th October 2016
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The thing I've always hated about the advertising task, is the fact that Sugar has to like it. I mean, unless it's in-your-face cheap style advertising plugging the brand name every 5 seconds like Cillet Bang, he won't 'get' it. It would be like trying to get my grandad to understand anything young and cool, just never going to happen.

I don't get why the apprentices don't understand that and do the kind of advertising campaign he would like.