Apprentice 2016 thread

[Iva Barchetta]

Another rubbish prize for winning.

[Iva Barchetta]

What did Paul do ?....Apart from act as sweet security outside shops.

[hungry_hog]

Hub said:

I'm trying to think who Oliver reminds me of - a Harry Enfield character perhaps, like Tim-nice-but-dim?

A well spoken chap with the brains of a mollusc - a career in politics awaits?

[FourWheelDrift]

I see Oliver was a researcher on MTV's Pimp My Ride previously to making sausages

That just seems so out of place.

[castex]

Caricature of a posh chap got the chop. Another disappointing decision from Surralan.

[Oakey]

Missed a trick not naming their sweets 'Alan's Sugars', that'd have got right on his tits I bet

[Laurel Green]

Oakey said:

Missed a trick not naming their sweets 'Alan's Sugars', that'd have got right on his tits I bet

In the end he didn't give a sausage.

[Spice_Weasel]

Sugar Tits would have been my suggestion

[nicanary]

Iva Barchetta said:

What did Paul do ?....Apart from act as sweet security outside shops.

TBH I think he's sussed out they're all d*ckheads and he's lost all enthusiasm. He just gave up - he's lucky to still be there and it'll be interesting to see whether he recovers for next week.

[Uncle John]

hungry_hog said:

Hub said:

I'm trying to think who Oliver reminds me of - a Harry Enfield character perhaps, like Tim-nice-but-dim?

A well spoken chap with the brains of a mollusc - a career in politics awaits?

It's the wealthy landowner Ralph talking to his groundsman Ted!

[Simes205]

Iva Barchetta said:

Another rubbish prize for winning.

Next week

"Your prize for winning is to all watch Phil the plumber change the u bend in my toilet"
Enjoy!

[NJK44]

All a bunch of idiots. Oliver a crap PM. Paul should've gone too for doing sweet FA.

[NJK44]

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[GetCarter]

Small mercy, but at least I'm earning whilst watching these muppets.

[Doofus]

GetCarter said:

Small mercy, but at least I'm earning whilst watching these muppets.

Are you the receptionist who sends the candidates in then?

No, wait! You work at the Bridge Café

[Iva Barchetta]

Doofus said:

GetCarter said:

Small mercy, but at least I'm earning whilst watching these muppets.

Are you the receptionist who sends the candidates in then?

No, wait! You work at the Bridge Café

He drives the getaway vans.

[Countdown]

Iva Barchetta said:

Another rubbish prize for winning.

Next week's prize

SurlyAlan said:

Well done to the winning team for being slightly less abysmal than the other bunch of fkwits. As a reward I've set yoo up with with one of the prestige London plumbing outfits Pimlico Plumbers who will show you all the sights and sounds of Ol' London Town as you help them unblock several hundred toilets tonight....Enjoy!"

[Countdown]

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[Wacky Racer]

GetCarter said:

Small mercy, but at least I'm earning whilst watching these muppets.

Does the show feature some of your music then?..

It's alright for some people at home to scoff, but some of these tasks are actually rather hard.

Going up to strangers in the street asking them if you want to buy some boiled sweets, most people would tell you to feck off.

Ok if you are a market trader with the gift of the gab....

[GetCarter]

Wacky Racer said:

Does the show feature some of your music then?..

Nope, I drive the getaway vans.