Apprentice 2016 thread

[KP328]

Langweilig said:

Haw see you hen. I dinnae ken whit yer talkin' aboot.

She has one hell of a resting bh face.

[FourWheelDrift]

Oh I love this, someone who is not an expert in antiques ignores the advice of someone who is an expert in antiques.

What could possibly go wrong.

[Spice_Weasel]

FourWheelDrift said:

Jessica is slightly unhinged.

You're right. They're always a bunch of annoying gits but I'm sure they get worse every year.
If anything I think that the girls are worse than the boys who are typically wide boy bullstters.

[Langweilig]

Karren wearing shades. Awwww yeah!

[wobert]

Langweilig said:

Karren wearing shades. Awwww yeah!

Schmokin'

[RosscoPCole]

They look so out of place fully suited and booted. You would think someone at a car boot sale in a suit was a bit special.
This is pure car crash TV and hilarious as a result.

[FourWheelDrift]

And you don't sell antiques or collectables in peoples faces like you are selling fruit and veg at a market stall.

It's a silly task really.

[Langweilig]

One of the girls said, "We had some nice jugs". I know that. But how much did you sell?

[Langweilig]

Nebula loses. Now watch for a supernova.

[FourWheelDrift]

Who's the one who doesn't like being shouted at again?





Explosion countdown....

[moanthebairns]

Langweilig said:

Nebula loses. Now watch for a supernova.

Was that a joke as it was st

[Spice_Weasel]

A dance lesson?

Thanks to the unique way the BBC is funded, your treat will be cheap and forgettable.

[Oakey]

Titans PM has a bit of a Ronnie Kray vibe about him

[moanthebairns]

Just once I want one to go "ram it right up your ster allan. Aye, you fking heard me right. I called you allan you ing prick, no Lord sugar"

[FourWheelDrift]

Woman in red talking herself into being fired.

[wobert]

All three of them are useless. Fire the lot and of 'em!

[WilliamWoollard]

Standard apprentice incompetence, loved every minute!

At least Jack Dee has been fired from the BBC2 show, I may actually give it a watch now.

[Jasandjules]

Oh dear. The usual deluded hopeless bunch......

[Laurel Green]

Jasandjules said:

Oh dear. The usual deluded hopeless bunch......

Doppelgangers from the last few shows.

[nicanary]

Pretty sure the green £300 vases were Bohemian.

What was the thing sold for £175 that cost Sugar £7? Was it that large white "porcelain" thing with two figures? Dealer who bought it must have been dozy.