The Grand Tour

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Doofus

25,819 posts

173 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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Otispunkmeyer said:
Hoy hitting a mine was a missed opportunity for Nessy to make an appearance.
I think I missed a bit...

ClockworkCupcake

74,559 posts

272 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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Otispunkmeyer said:
Hoy hitting a mine was a missed opportunity for Nessy to make an appearance.
I must admit I was expecting a Nessie so the mine actually came as a mild surprise. smile

I'd have to go back and check again, but I'm pretty sure that in the opening credits as the drone cam looked out over the water, before it was shot down, there was a small Nessie. I could be wrong though.

suffolk009

5,401 posts

165 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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6/10 from me. Would have scored it higher had it had a decent ending, it all fell apart when they reached Le Harve.

Funniest thing was the noise that Jeremy's starter motor made - don't know if that was real or added on afterwards.

I still wish they'd hire some funny writers.

grumbledoak

31,534 posts

233 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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It had the potential for a really good episode with the three Maseratis, let down a little by the OTT silliness at the end. Celebrity trainwreck still a waste of two minutes of everyone's life. 7/10.

SidJames

1,399 posts

233 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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I could make up about 15 minutes of decent content, the rest just rubbish really. What a shame.

Nardiola

1,172 posts

219 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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grumbledoak said:
Celebrity trainwreck still a waste of two minutes of everyone's life.
Agreed, I really don't understand it. It's almost as if Amazon has told them it needs them to solidify new catchphrases after losing 'oh cock' to the BBC, the whole CBC thing seems to a set up for James to say 'So he's not coming on then?'

Maybe we can expect CHM action figures on Amazon soon, Jerermy's would be 'Let's not get bogged down with...' and Hammond's would probably just be 'Really'.

klmhcp

247 posts

92 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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Nardiola said:
grumbledoak said:
Celebrity trainwreck still a waste of two minutes of everyone's life.
Agreed, I really don't understand it. It's almost as if Amazon has told them it needs them to solidify new catchphrases after losing 'oh cock' to the BBC, the whole CBC thing seems to a set up for James to say 'So he's not coming on then?'

Maybe we can expect CHM action figures on Amazon soon, Jerermy's would be 'Let's not get bogged down with...' and Hammond's would probably just be 'Really'.
And everyone on here would buy them and then come onto this thread to moan about them.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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When will Clarkson be sacked, sorry 'contract not renewed' - he clearly hit a cameraman in this episode...although he was in a Maserati at the time..

It's a bit thin, but I'll continue to watch.

6.5/10 rating!

Finlandese

540 posts

175 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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suffolk009 said:
6/10 from me. Would have scored it higher had it had a decent ending, it all fell apart when they reached Le Harve.

Funniest thing was the noise that Jeremy's starter motor made - don't know if that was real or added on afterwards.

I still wish they'd hire some funny writers.
So badly added that it was laughable.. And made me mad, as it made it obvious that it was a faked problem. Did they fake these things better in the Top Gear days, or have they just gotten lazy and scripted everything?

Nardiola

1,172 posts

219 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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klmhcp said:
Nardiola said:
grumbledoak said:
Celebrity trainwreck still a waste of two minutes of everyone's life.
Agreed, I really don't understand it. It's almost as if Amazon has told them it needs them to solidify new catchphrases after losing 'oh cock' to the BBC, the whole CBC thing seems to a set up for James to say 'So he's not coming on then?'

Maybe we can expect CHM action figures on Amazon soon, Jerermy's would be 'Let's not get bogged down with...' and Hammond's would probably just be 'Really'.
And everyone on here would buy them and then come onto this thread to moan about them.
wink

And say the William Woollard figures were much better.

cologne2792

2,126 posts

126 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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MarshPhantom said:
Did they mention Clarkson once dropping a skip on a BiTurbo because it was "everything a Maserati shouldn't be" or something along those lines. Always thought they were a very cool little car.
Clarkson has publicly stated his contempt for the Bi-Turbo on more than one occasion. He reasoned that it had corrupted the brand name and was as far removed as an X-Type Diesel Estate is from on E-Type.

E65Ross

35,080 posts

212 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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cologne2792 said:
MarshPhantom said:
Did they mention Clarkson once dropping a skip on a BiTurbo because it was "everything a Maserati shouldn't be" or something along those lines. Always thought they were a very cool little car.
Clarkson has publicly stated his contempt for the Bi-Turbo on more than one occasion. He reasoned that it had corrupted the brand name and was as far removed as an X-Type Diesel Estate is from on E-Type.
He won't like the Levante then!

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

137 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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Is the poll asking how good Grand Tour is or how good it is in comparison to TG?

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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MarshPhantom said:
Is the poll asking how good Grand Tour is or how good it is in comparison to TG?
If you mean my one on the other thread, it's just a score for the grand tour.

Finlandese

540 posts

175 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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cologne2792 said:
MarshPhantom said:
Did they mention Clarkson once dropping a skip on a BiTurbo because it was "everything a Maserati shouldn't be" or something along those lines. Always thought they were a very cool little car.
Clarkson has publicly stated his contempt for the Bi-Turbo on more than one occasion. He reasoned that it had corrupted the brand name and was as far removed as an X-Type Diesel Estate is from on E-Type.
Yet when they were new he liked them. I wouldn´t take too seriously what Clarkson says on a given program, as he says what fits the narrative of the piece he is doing at the moment. At the end of this video there is review of a 222.4v. Clarkson: " I´m happy to say, the days of the fast Maserati´s are back". "This is a car for oddballs. But oddballs are intresting people. And this, make no mistake, is a very intresting car".

https://youtu.be/rVxvyvOzAyM?t=5m9s

Maserati´s of the De Tomaso era had an understated design, but at the time they were exotic, had high performance and interiors that were miles away from the plastics of a say.. Porsches of the time. There were no diesel, estate, nor SUV Maseratis. At the end of the day, De Tomaso bought Maserati as a bankrupted, failed company for change from his pocket and sold it for +100 millioin euros two decades later. He saw rightly, that Maserati did not have chance of survival as Ferrari competitor, and moved it to a new niche as luxurious, sporting car with an Italian flair. An exclusive Italian BMW, with emphasis more on the luxury bit. Fashions may have changed, but that seems to be where Maserati is even today.

I love mine.. :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWUopOlZcKY&t=...



MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

137 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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cologne2792 said:
MarshPhantom said:
Did they mention Clarkson once dropping a skip on a BiTurbo because it was "everything a Maserati shouldn't be" or something along those lines. Always thought they were a very cool little car.
Clarkson has publicly stated his contempt for the Bi-Turbo on more than one occasion. He reasoned that it had corrupted the brand name and was as far removed as an X-Type Diesel Estate is from on E-Type.
That doesn't even make sense, a Jaguar "Bi-Turbo" would have rather quite cool.

poing

8,743 posts

200 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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Just watched it, possibly the best one yet. The Maserati thing was good but they took it slightly too far with some of the silly bits, should have just made them drive far away and chuck in some challenges but maybe the BBC don't let them do that.

My only annoyance was Hammond in the 124, he's not the best at this stuff and didn't even have all his facts correct but he's still better than almost any alternative.

ClockworkCupcake

74,559 posts

272 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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MarshPhantom said:
That doesn't even make sense, a Jaguar "Bi-Turbo" would have rather quite cool.
I think perhaps you mis-read what he wrote; it was a simile.

shakotan

10,697 posts

196 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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I know you're all busy arguing about "is it or is it any good", but can anyone tell me what the red sports car was in the title sequence please.

Janluke

2,585 posts

158 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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shakotan said:
I know you're all busy arguing about "is it or is it any good", but can anyone tell me what the red sports car was in the title sequence please.
AC3000 I think

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-39945...

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