The Nightly Show on ITV

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MitchT

15,788 posts

208 months

Wednesday 15th March 2017
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The joke about the parrot on the ladder seemed to set the level. So unbelievably st I can't stop watching just to see how much more I can cringe.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

162 months

Wednesday 15th March 2017
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Terrible telly !

AlexRS2782

8,023 posts

212 months

Thursday 16th March 2017
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I see it was reported in the news today that The Nightly Show has now been successful in having the worst viewing figures of any show previously shown in the 10PM slot dating back a few decades hehe

ITV's response has been to "hold crisis talks" and then announce that Dermot O'Leary (another personality already contracted to ITV just like all the previous hosts) has been contracted to host the show next week.

In an attempt to boost ratings they're also asking Ant & Dec to appear to promote their weekend show. Anyone would think ITV were getting desperate hehe

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

162 months

Friday 17th March 2017
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When is this filmed ? Davina is doing jokes on the bake off line up.

PH was discussing it 24+ hours ago.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

162 months

Friday 17th March 2017
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This is even more pathetic than I expected.

Guest ,Melanie C was on for about 3 minutes and now the guest is next week's presenter,

Dermot O Dreary.

Someone at ITV will be getting sacked at the end of this run ,or before.

Europa1

10,923 posts

187 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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I went past the studio one evening last week at about 5:30pm and people were queuing to get in! My flabber was well and truly gasted.

FurtiveFreddy

8,577 posts

236 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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The falling-ratings-spiral-of-doom continues with Dermot managing the lowest Monday performance so far with 1.6m. At that rate, it will easily dip below 1m before the end of the week.

Can't see anyone being able to save it now and it's going to become more and more difficult to sign up presenters and guests as the ratings drop lower and lower.

Silverage

2,023 posts

129 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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Tonight's is showing as episode 17 of 40, so they're not even half way through yet.

Motorrad

6,811 posts

186 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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FurtiveFreddy said:
How low can Davina go? scratchchin
I bet she can go pretty deep. Unless she's prepared to do that on camera rather than on the casting couch I don't see her flogging life into this dead donkey.

It's utter ste and as I despise all the people involved it's 'happy days' to quote one of CH5s most winningest programmes about Benidorm. ARF biggrin.

KTF

9,788 posts

149 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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Motorrad said:
I bet she can go pretty deep. Unless she's prepared to do that on camera rather than on the casting couch I don't see her flogging life into this dead donkey.
Took a while wink

AlexRS2782

8,023 posts

212 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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Gordon Ramsay has been announced as the host for next week laugh

ITV have said he was always earmarked as a potential host and it is in no way related to the fact that he's just signed a big money contract with ITV to host / produce at least 2 new food based shows over the next 2 to 3 years for ITV1 & ITV2.

Yep, that's a totally believable coincidence there and not at all self promotional then hehe

FourWheelDrift

88,381 posts

283 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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Motorrad said:
I bet she can go pretty deep. Unless she's prepared to do that on camera rather than on the casting couch I don't see her flogging life into this dead donkey.
Here's Hammy the Hamster's reconstruction of events.


DoctorX

7,240 posts

166 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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biglaugh I actually thought Dermot was an improvement.

KTF

9,788 posts

149 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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They will run out of people on the payroll or those desperate to do it at some point. When they when out Schofield or Ant and Dec, they are reaching the bottom of the barrel.

Oakey

27,523 posts

215 months

Thursday 23rd March 2017
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I was wondering why the new Celebrity Juice was now starting at 10.30pm, then I realised it's so people don't switch over from this turd

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

136 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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DoctorX said:
biglaugh I actually thought Dermot was an improvement.
It must have been very st before.

sparkythecat

7,898 posts

254 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
Here's Hammy the Hamster's reconstruction,...]
rofl

Yipper

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5,964 posts

89 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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Davina is in the Snail in a bikini today. Looks pretty good for 50. Shame her presenting skills are not as good.

Oakey

27,523 posts

215 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Is John Lydon wearing a Panerai?


FourWheelDrift

88,381 posts

283 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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So who is hosting next week so I can remember to miss it?