Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[cuprabob]

Boxster5 said:

Anonymous John said:

Heinz beans. I hate that snivelling bd.

Reminds me of my brother-in-law who loves Heinz baked beans.
He’d fill his case if he went abroad - none of that foreign muck????

Heinz Baked Beans are foreign

[DickyC]

The Euromillions advert on the jetty doesn't make me want to smash the television, but it is annoying. A smiley chap dances and then hand springs along the jetty and we all win Euromillions and live happily ever after. Except, it's a gymnast hand springing. You know this because when smiley man bobs up at the end, you can still see the gymnast crouching down behind him.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=C2cYbbbPSk0&si=emt...

[harry crimble]

The Mobility Furniture advert for a fold-out electric bed on gbnews and Talktv, maybe others, but the 'dad' telling his son (or his younger brother, who knows the relationship?) to get out of the chocolate box, or he can go to bed if he's bored, well I don't get the logic. Nasty piece of work, until he softens when the blonde woman, who seems to be the new girlfriend, opens up the settee to reveal a bed. Surprise! We're then expected to believe that she's his mother!
It gets muted every time now.

[Abbott]

DickyC said:

The Euromillions advert on the jetty doesn't make me want to smash the television, but it is annoying. A smiley chap dances and then hand springs along the jetty and we all win Euromillions and live happily ever after. Except, it's a gymnast hand springing. You know this because when smiley man bobs up at the end, you can still see the gymnast crouching down behind him.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=C2cYbbbPSk0&si=emt...

Good spotting skills

[Boxster5]

cuprabob said:

Boxster5 said:

Anonymous John said:

Heinz beans. I hate that snivelling bd.

Reminds me of my brother-in-law who loves Heinz baked beans.
He’d fill his case if he went abroad - none of that foreign muck????

Heinz Baked Beans are foreign

I know that - I was speaking from my brother-in-law’s point of view!

[Mercdriver]

Any advert with silly dancing, do the advertising agencies only have one idea between them?

[Boxster5]

Mercdriver said:

Any advert with silly dancing, do the advertising agencies only have one idea between them?

Yes I’m actually mortified watching them - Wayfair, Wren Kitchens but the worst one was Strike which nearly ended up with a brick through the TV.
I mean what relevance does it have to the product? Cringeworthy and embarrassing.
Luckily I have a foam brick now!

[LARK F1 GTR]

rallycross said:

There are some very annoying radio adverts about driving too fast and having accidents in the countryside - having grown up and learned to drive on the back roads these adverts infuriate me! My family home is in the middle of no where no traffic mostly 60 limit - won’t be long till it’s all reduced to something daft like 40 ( or 20!).

There's one on at the moment where I think it talks about driving too fast when it's windy!

The voices are straight from the Pepsi Max & a KFC advert (do ya get me bruv?? Yeah people) The ad is complete bks too. He even talks about a lama

[LARK F1 GTR]

harry crimble said:

The Mobility Furniture advert for a fold-out electric bed on gbnews and Talktv, maybe others, but the 'dad' telling his son (or his younger brother, who knows the relationship?) to get out of the chocolate box, or he can go to bed if he's bored, well I don't get the logic. Nasty piece of work, until he softens when the blonde woman, who seems to be the new girlfriend, opens up the settee to reveal a bed. Surprise! We're then expected to believe that she's his mother!
It gets muted every time now.

They always show ladies that look to be barely in their fifties who need recliners or tip forward ejector chairs like you'd probably see in Wallace and Gromit!

[AlexRS2782]

The new McD's advert is following the same setup as the Pot Noodle advert - loads of people loud slurping from various different drinks to promote some "sip it to win it" type game.

[21st Century Man]

LARK F1 GTR said:

harry crimble said:

The Mobility Furniture advert for a fold-out electric bed on gbnews and Talktv, maybe others, but the 'dad' telling his son (or his younger brother, who knows the relationship?) to get out of the chocolate box, or he can go to bed if he's bored, well I don't get the logic. Nasty piece of work, until he softens when the blonde woman, who seems to be the new girlfriend, opens up the settee to reveal a bed. Surprise! We're then expected to believe that she's his mother!
It gets muted every time now.

They always show ladies that look to be barely in their fifties who need recliners or tip forward ejector chairs like you'd probably see in Wallace and Gromit!

How about the one where Sue is measured up and then shown sitting luxuriating in a chair, but the chairs are shown mounted high up on blue display plinths, so people with mobility issues couldn't possibly access them

[Silverbullet767]

Any Gillette advert where they show 12 years olds who shaved 5 minutes ago shaving again.

[LuS1fer]

Silverbullet767 said:

Any Gillette advert where they show 12 years olds who shaved 5 minutes ago shaving again.

I know, I mean what's the matter with kids today?

[Kowalski655]

LuS1fer said:

Silverbullet767 said:

Any Gillette advert where they show 12 years olds who shaved 5 minutes ago shaving again.

I know, I mean what's the matter with kids today?

Exactly! In my day the average 12 year old looked like this
[url|https://thumbsnap.com/aXK3L9HE[/url]
What is the world coming to?

[Anonymous John]

'If your garage looks like this (all garages do), you need steel shelving.'"
No st Sherlock. I did and it still looked like that.

[Anonymous John]

Boxster5 said:

cuprabob said:

Boxster5 said:

Anonymous John said:

Heinz beans. I hate that snivelling bd.

Reminds me of my brother-in-law who loves Heinz baked beans.
He’d fill his case if he went abroad - none of that foreign muck????

Heinz Baked Beans are foreign

I know that - I was speaking from my brother-in-law’s point of view!

They've dropped the middle bit featuring the empty carousel at the airport, which explains the . The edited version makes no sense.

[nicanary]

Silverbullet767 said:

Any Gillette advert where they show 12 years olds who shaved 5 minutes ago shaving again.

I don't understand the meaning of the accompanying song. The lyric is something like "you've come so far.......". WTF does that mean? In what context? What's that got to do with a razor?

[LuS1fer]

The subtitled Pot Noodle wherein they say some people were upset by the slurping so they've removed it.

Still not buying any....

[LordLoveLength]

Having seen this from the US I think we’re not too badly off here for adverts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbSZomz9COU

[Bluedot]

That robotic voice in the new iPhone 15 one is seriously grating.