Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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motco

15,956 posts

246 months

Tuesday 26th March
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LordLoveLength said:
Having seen this from the US I think we’re not too badly off here for adverts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbSZomz9COU
That's worse than the legendary 'Understains' ads of the sixties or seventies! OMO washing powder I believe and mentioned in a debate in the House of Lords on 3rd February at 21:30hrs 1971 by Earl of Arran who was greatly offended. tongue out

Langweilig

4,326 posts

211 months

Tuesday 26th March
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Flora plant butter.

"Isn't it a bit weird, pumping plants through a cow?"

NO, it's what cattle do. You bloody stupid sanctimonious vegan morons.

swisstoni

16,997 posts

279 months

Tuesday 26th March
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Langweilig said:
Flora plant butter.

"Isn't it a bit weird, pumping plants through a cow?"

NO, it's what cattle do. You bloody stupid sanctimonious vegan morons.
You could argue that its equally wierd to pump hydrogen into vegetable fat so that it mimics something made out of stuff from a cow.

Argybargy

250 posts

182 months

Tuesday 26th March
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Saleen836 said:
Just seen the latest Andrex toilet paper advert on tv, and it was a WTF! scratchchin

(It's the one where the lady farts)
It is a shocker - what was as wrong with cheeky Labrador puppies scooting off with the lav roll?

Instead (for the uninformed), lady in office steps on a duck, retrieves her own personal lav roll, parades through the office with it (stopping en-route to pick up some reading material) before conspicuously entering the office khazi.

DavieW

752 posts

108 months

Thursday 28th March
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The latest EE advert - a guy "swaps out" his data plan. Then the the second teeth grinder right at the end - from "EE Mobil".

FRO with your Americanisms.

iandc

3,717 posts

206 months

Thursday 28th March
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Argybargy said:
It is a shocker - what was as wrong with cheeky Labrador puppies scooting off with the lav roll?

Instead (for the uninformed), lady in office steps on a duck, retrieves her own personal lav roll, parades through the office with it (stopping en-route to pick up some reading material) before conspicuously entering the office khazi.
Sadly I saw this for the first time last night. Horrendous!!
Is there now no bodily function left for the ad execs to exploit. I thought we had reached a low with keeping your pee in but Andrex managed to drop below the bar!

Abbott

2,391 posts

203 months

Thursday 28th March
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iandc said:
Argybargy said:
It is a shocker - what was as wrong with cheeky Labrador puppies scooting off with the lav roll?

Instead (for the uninformed), lady in office steps on a duck, retrieves her own personal lav roll, parades through the office with it (stopping en-route to pick up some reading material) before conspicuously entering the office khazi.
Sadly I saw this for the first time last night. Horrendous!!
Is there now no bodily function left for the ad execs to exploit. I thought we had reached a low with keeping your pee in but Andrex managed to drop below the bar!
The barbarians at the gate

I-am-the-reverend

672 posts

35 months

Thursday 28th March
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DavieW said:
The latest EE advert - a guy "swaps out" his data plan. Then the the second teeth grinder right at the end - from "EE Mobil".

FRO with your Americanisms.
+10000000000

That, changed out and parted out can fk right off.

LuS1fer

41,135 posts

245 months

Thursday 28th March
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I-am-the-reverend said:
+10000000000

That, changed out and parted out can fk right off.
It's a frajull pro-ssess but you got this :ROFL:

LARK F1 GTR

3,273 posts

146 months

Thursday 28th March
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One for card payments, I think it might be apple pay? In both adverts a white person can't tap / get the card to work.. but the poc people can tap their phones with their card on no problem. Of course they would never had the advert the other way round. We can't have that!

I think our adverts are bad enough now anyway but they're now starting to make the white folk look daft.

I saw some of the mobility care ones on ITV3 (you know the ones where the barely fifty year old people need equipment that some people in their seventies and older might need) I was thinking, they never feature any poc people, we can't have that! But now they do. An Asian / Malaysian lady has a mobility scooter who goes to meet up with her friends where boxes were ticked.

LARK F1 GTR

3,273 posts

146 months

Thursday 28th March
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DavieW said:
The latest EE advert - a guy "swaps out" his data plan. Then the the second teeth grinder right at the end - from "EE Mobil".

FRO with your Americanisms.
Their adverts are always annoying. The gaming one where the broadband goes down (level 23, level 24, hahaha, I need more powerrr) and the work from home one (lets get this meeting, meeting started, started, I've got you loud and clear) get on my tits.

How about go to the fking office and have your meeting face to face there? That way you can slag off Sandra at the water cooler wink

I-am-the-reverend

672 posts

35 months

Thursday 28th March
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LuS1fer said:
I-am-the-reverend said:
+10000000000

That, changed out and parted out can fk right off.
It's a frajull pro-ssess but you got this :ROFL:
laugh

Griffith4ever

4,268 posts

35 months

Thursday 28th March
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I apologise for this in advance....

"Just sold my car - to we buy..... "


I even mute the "radio" in my workshop when that comes on. Then the buggers added a van version recently.

motco

15,956 posts

246 months

Thursday 28th March
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LuS1fer said:
I-am-the-reverend said:
+10000000000

That, changed out and parted out can fk right off.
It's a frajull pro-ssess but you got this :ROFL:
Are you harrassing him?

Boxster5

661 posts

108 months

Friday 29th March
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Not exactly smash the TV set but The Postcode Lottery’s latest advert.
Why do they need 7 separate “celebrities” in one single advert - absolute madness and just shows how much profit they’re making.

Philbar

244 posts

226 months

Saturday 30th March
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The iPhone 15 ad, "Don't let me go" repeatedly, just delete your fking ste bd photos!! .. . just fk off!!

c6erby

37 posts

6 months

Saturday 30th March
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Freemans - I assume it's Katherine Ryan?!? with a really grating North American accent

Promised Land

4,724 posts

209 months

Saturday 30th March
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Boxster5 said:
Not exactly smash the TV set but The Postcode Lottery’s latest advert.
Why do they need 7 separate “celebrities” in one single advert - absolute madness and just shows how much profit they’re making.
The one just before with the location pair and a French chap I have never seen before was bad, but the latest with that idiot Paddy almost makes me want to cancel my DD.

Have not had a bean from it for over a year either so it might just be the straw that broke the camels back.

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Saturday 30th March
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Fat women waving their armpits around, just sod off… Dove I think, but there’s another one at it too, can’t remember who. Either way, give it a rest punch

cuprabob

14,627 posts

214 months

Saturday 30th March
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Promised Land said:
The one just before with the location pair and a French chap I have never seen before was bad, but the latest with that idiot Paddy almost makes me want to cancel my DD.

Have not had a bean from it for over a year either so it might just be the straw that broke the camels back.
The French chap is Fred Sirieix.