Greg f***in' Wallace

[Tickle]

Louis Balfour said:

18% body fat and a s-x pack you say?

He forgot to say that the six pack is hidden, as it no doubt is with 18% BF.

[The Gauge]

Hub said:

Gregg has gone viral this week as a result of his bloody hilarious Partridge-esque article about a typical Saturday in the life of Gregg. Twitter exploded, and for good reason - there is so much to unpack!

https://twitter.com/edcumming/status/1754508139003...

I had wondered where all the online abuse came from regarding him playing Total War Saga and not spending time with his son. Most of those gifs/videos are quite funny actually.

[thetapeworm]

Just in case anyone needs an hour by hour insight into what he's likely to be doing...

https://what-is-gregg-wallace-doing.mikecoats.xyz/

[Randy Winkman]

romft123 said:

snuffy said:

I believe Paddy McGuiness is to replace him on Inside The Factory.

I'm not sure if that's worse or better.

Well thats the end of that programme then. Question of Sport, binned. Top Gear, binned......

Does anyone watch it because Greg Wallace is in it though? I watch it despite the fact that he is in it a bit like I watch Salvage Hunters.

[hungry_hog]

I think he’s there to provide a view for the common man, as everyone else on the show has 58 Michelin stars and eats sous vide turbot with Japanese puffer fish for dinner every day

He’s ok, goes a bit over the top sometimes, there are many more annoying people on TV

APPLE PIE AND CRUMBLE WOOOOOOOOOOW

[Patio]

Someone more annoying than gregg Wallace?

I'm struggling tbh

[bobbo89]

Timmy Mallett

https://twitter.com/WorldFamousHot1/status/1756988...

[biggbn]

Zero problems with Greg, good to see such enthusiasm.

[Escort3500]

Patio said:

Someone more annoying than gregg Wallace?

I'm struggling tbh

I wholeheartedly agreed.

The I read nutjob Mallett’s column above

[bobbo89]

Escort3500 said:

I wholeheartedly agreed.

The I read nutjob Mallett’s column above

It's not actually Mallett's work, just someone using his name to take the piss out of Wallace

[Nethybridge]

biggbn said:

Zero problems with Greg, good to see such enthusiasm.

His joy at something as mudane as a vat of molten chocolate always seems genuine.

A person of his age who hasn't been ground into a wraithlike
husk by the vagaries of earthly existence should be
apotheosized.

[thebraketester]

Almost worthy of its own thread...

[biggbn]

thebraketester said:

Almost worthy of its own thread...

Someone posted this already, didn't they?

[thebraketester]

Oops...

[redrabbit29]

Nethybridge said:

biggbn said:

Zero problems with Greg, good to see such enthusiasm.

His joy at something as mudane as a vat of molten chocolate always seems genuine.
/quote]

Agree, I really like him. He seems a genuinely very nice guy and really authentic with his enthusiasm and joy.

[Rumblestripe]

redrabbit29 said:

Nethybridge said:

biggbn said:

Zero problems with Greg, good to see such enthusiasm.

His joy at something as mudane as a vat of molten chocolate always seems genuine.
/quote]

Agree, I really like him. He seems a genuinely very nice guy and really authentic with his enthusiasm and joy.

I find it almost impossible to detect sarcasm in written form...

Surely?

[eldar]

bobbo89 said:

Escort3500 said:

I wholeheartedly agreed.

The I read nutjob Mallett’s column above

It's not actually Mallett's work, just someone using his name to take the piss out of Wallace

Ghostwritten by parrot.

[RizzoTheRat]

Tom Hollander's one is rather good.

[eldar]

Written while pissed, I suspect.

[basherX]

redrabbit29 said:

Nethybridge said:

biggbn said:

Zero problems with Greg, good to see such enthusiasm.

His joy at something as mudane as a vat of molten chocolate always seems genuine.
/quote]

Agree, I really like him. He seems a genuinely very nice guy and really authentic with his enthusiasm and joy.

Met Greg Wallace one evening whilst having a beer outside a pub in Borough Market. Came across as a genuine, lovely chap.