The Apprentice 2024

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Nurburgsingh

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5,120 posts

238 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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Well this years band of weapons grade embarrassments have been announced...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/mediapacks/the-a...

seriously where do they find these people!!

Countdown

39,906 posts

196 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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The same pool of wannabes that apply for any "Reality TV" show

redrabbit29

1,375 posts

133 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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Just saw this on LinkedIn ... the mummy movement. I hope she gets fired in the first round.


vixen1700

22,925 posts

270 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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Cringe! frown

I'll probably watch the odd episode and instantly forget the candidates as I nornally do.

bad company

18,598 posts

266 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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I was an Apprentice fan and will watch this series. It’s getting a bit tired now though.

Funk

26,281 posts

209 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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They need to let this show die, it's become a joke.

RicksAlfas

13,402 posts

244 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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Two pie experts!

Not sure if I can face it this time...

redrabbit29

1,375 posts

133 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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Just read this from one of the candidates:

"I’ve got an extremely high IQ. I’ve got an extremely high bench press. And to top it off, I’m quite good on the eyes."

fat80b

2,278 posts

221 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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bad company said:
I was an Apprentice fan and will watch this series. It’s getting a bit tired now though.
I was a fan, but haven't watched it for the last few series as it has been tired for a long time imho..... I did hear a good suggestion for how to jazz it up a bit that I would like to see though.

It would be good to split the two teams up into "Book smart" and "Street smart" and see if there were different approaches between them. I'd also like to see longer more meaningful tasks (and not the same old artificial gameshow style tasks that have been used on repeat for the last n years)

i.e. Take all of the Uni educated, corporate wallys and pitch them against the no Educashun lot; Give them 2, 3, or 4 week long tasks where they are allowed to use phones and computers and have enough time to actually do something that might be meaningful in the real world. Make it actually relative to the real world.

Granted, the above is now a completely different show, but it could actually be quite interesting, whereas the only thing that "Shutup, Your're fired" teaches me is that Lord Sugar is a tt to work for/with.

Dingu

3,784 posts

30 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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fat80b said:
I was a fan, but haven't watched it for the last few series as it has been tired for a long time imho..... I did hear a good suggestion for how to jazz it up a bit that I would like to see though.

It would be good to split the two teams up into "Book smart" and "Street smart" and see if there were different approaches between them. I'd also like to see longer more meaningful tasks (and not the same old artificial gameshow style tasks that have been used on repeat for the last n years)

i.e. Take all of the Uni educated, corporate wallys and pitch them against the no Educashun lot; Give them 2, 3, or 4 week long tasks where they are allowed to use phones and computers and have enough time to actually do something that might be meaningful in the real world. Make it actually relative to the real world.

Granted, the above is now a completely different show, but it could actually be quite interesting, whereas the only thing that "Shutup, Your're fired" teaches me is that Lord Sugar is a tt to work for/with.
Agree with the whole show format thing. I expect he isn’t really like that to work for or with though.

Court_S

12,952 posts

177 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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Funk said:
They need to let this show die, it's become a joke.
Yeah, I think it’s time to put it out to pasture now.

Zetec-S

5,874 posts

93 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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Is it just me or do those profile pictures look a bit like AI generated images?

In which case I'll add a couple of additional candidates...




TwinKam

2,985 posts

95 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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Sorry, fail, nowhere near diverse enough hehe

FourWheelDrift

88,537 posts

284 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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2024 summary: skin products, wellness, recruitment and pies.

redrabbit29

1,375 posts

133 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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Oh ffs... must we always have a "wheeler dealer" sort;

"Friends call Sam a real Del Boy for being “part-wheeler dealer” as well as her eye for a bargain."

That's that stupid woman from the previous post who is a "mummy".

Last Visit

2,810 posts

188 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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I presume all the candidates have an IInstagram account and if not will be adding 1000s of followers if they are just starting one up. With plenty of gym pics for the guys and bikini poses for the girls. Sigh.

Funk

26,281 posts

209 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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redrabbit29 said:
Just saw this on LinkedIn ... the mummy movement. I hope she gets fired in the first round.

She needs to see someone about gettting glasses which a) suit her face and b) fit properly.

Edited by Funk on Tuesday 23 January 12:54

Tyrell Corp

256 posts

20 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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Seems the whole show is about setting people up to fail and make silly boastful statements. with plenty of alcohol on tap at night, followed by the phone call at crack of dawn.

Housing them all together so they can't escape each other and then filming the whole series back to back, day after day purposely to grind contestants down then to edit all the juicy bits out of hundreds of hours footage, rinse and repeat.

Lord Sugar got lucky and made his fortune in commercial property, not Amstrad clock radios.

And the winner's 'prize' seems like BS too.

Tom8

2,063 posts

154 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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I will probably end up watching though I preferred it when a job was on offer not an investment. It now feels like he picks the businesses he is interested in up front then whittles away the rest to make the programme.

For many, a bit like Dragon's Den, if you have made and run such successful businesses "making millions" why do you want to share that success by giving a large portion of it away?

Sadly too much of it now is self promotion like all other reality TV, hope they have made changes to improve it this time round.

Gladers01

594 posts

48 months

Tuesday 23rd January
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TwinKam said:
Sorry, fail, nowhere near diverse enough hehe
Worth watching for Lord Sugars corny jokes and his facial expressions when he first meets the new bunch of clowns that have been recruited biggrin