Traffic Cops BBC1

[RESSE]

Banned.
No insurance.
Neck tattoo.

[iva cosworth]

Anything you fancy confessing to while you're here ?

[Laurel Green]

RESSE said:

Banned.
No insurance.
Neck tattoo.

Seems like a really nasty piece of work.

[Laurel Green]

Now he's dobbing his mate in for an insurance scam.

[RESSE]

Laurel Green said:

RESSE said:

Banned.
No insurance.
Neck tattoo.

Seems like a really nasty piece of work.

Agreed, and no remorse for his 'lifestyle'.

Scum.

[RESSE]

iva cosworth said:

Anything you fancy confessing to while you're here ?

I like Little Mix.

[iva cosworth]

RESSE said:

iva cosworth said:

Anything you fancy confessing to while you're here ?

I like Little Mix.

Shocking.

[RESSE]

iva cosworth said:

RESSE said:

iva cosworth said:

Anything you fancy confessing to while you're here ?

I like Little Mix.

Shocking.

I know but cannot help it

[Laurel Green]

Seems like they have a good team up there in Yorkshire.

[CoolHands]

how come the amphetamine user with the car's owner 'in Benidorm' didn't get done for no insurance - seems exceedingly unlikely he would have had it!

[soxboy]

When they were lying in wait for the silver Focus I was very impressed with the place to hide an unmarked BMW - on the forecourt of the Harrogate BMW dealership!

[droopsnoot]

RESSE said:

iva cosworth said:

Where's Jamie Theakston's voice narrating ?

I recognise the new voice but cannot put a name to it.


Just remembered it is Steven Mackintosh.

I thought it sounded like Damian Lewis, until the credits revealed you were correct.

[rohrl]

iva cosworth said:

Anything you fancy confessing to while you're here ?

I thought for a moment he might cough to the assassination of JFK and the theft of the World Cup. Not exactly a criminal mastermind was he?

[5potTurbo]

RESSE said:

Laurel Green said:

RESSE said:

Banned.
No insurance.
Neck tattoo.

Seems like a really nasty piece of work.

Agreed, and no remorse for his 'lifestyle'.

Scum.

The fat lad with the wolly hat driving rhe silver 206?
My wife & I were laughing at how 'kin stupid he was, "I'm banned - and I don't have a licence" ... "Oh, and I skipped court yesterday in Devon...", "And I'm out on licence...", "Yeah, I was going to strip and burn the car..." - when in a hole, son, stop fking digging!

OK, the things he'd (allegedly) done and admitted to before they'd even arrived at the cop shop made him appear like "scum", but he was genuinely laughable! It was his 25th birthday, IIRC, and he'd been inside on his birthdays from his 21st. Tit.

[Beati Dogu]

I like the funny bit at the end when they tell you the derisory sentences they get.

[iva cosworth]

rohrl said:

iva cosworth said:

Anything you fancy confessing to while you're here ?

I thought for a moment he might cough to the assassination of JFK and the theft of the World Cup. Not exactly a criminal mastermind was he?

Indeed,he couldn't stop confessing to stuff.

"Well I'm going to prison anyway"

[anonymous-user]

iva cosworth said:

rohrl said:

iva cosworth said:

Anything you fancy confessing to while you're here ?

I thought for a moment he might cough to the assassination of JFK and the theft of the World Cup. Not exactly a criminal mastermind was he?

Indeed,he couldn't stop confessing to stuff.

"Well I'm going to prison anyway"

It was pretty amusing

[L4CON]

5potTurbo said:

The fat lad with the wolly hat driving rhe silver 206?
My wife & I were laughing at how 'kin stupid he was, "I'm banned - and I don't have a licence" ... "Oh, and I skipped court yesterday in Devon...", "And I'm out on licence...", "Yeah, I was going to strip and burn the car..." - when in a hole, son, stop fking digging!

OK, the things he'd (allegedly) done and admitted to before they'd even arrived at the cop shop made him appear like "scum", but he was genuinely laughable! It was his 25th birthday, IIRC, and he'd been inside on his birthdays from his 21st. Tit.

Well to be fair to him, the police will quickly realise he's banned and out on licence etc. so no harm to tell them that up front.

No idea why he confessed to pulling an insurance scam though!

[Laurel Green]

Heads up.

[Laurel Green]

How many points for doing a million miles per hour - six points?