Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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FourWheelDrift

88,375 posts

283 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Diabetes UK lottery. That's an actual number draw lottery not a lottery if you get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9QaSH5Gd3A

Looks like it's been made by the same people halfwits who make all the accident claims adverts.

AlexRS2782

8,023 posts

212 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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"If you're happy & you know it clap your hands" courtesy of Cow & Gate.

On nearly every fking ad break on FiveUsa and a few other channels for months & months on bloody end now banghead

hidetheelephants

23,739 posts

192 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
The Samsung tablet ad with the food blogger woman.

She has horrible hands ,not talking about the tattoos .

Should've auditioned people with nicer hands for the ad.
She's also a painfully right-on leftie whiner with a colossal chip on her shoulder about anyone and anything that disagrees with her. Do not like.

oceanview

1,511 posts

130 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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Some fking jam rag advert or whatever, with a masculine looking female goal keeper asking " do you think I am going to crack under pressure?"

I don't know- lets drop a ten ton block on your head and see what happens, love.

FourWheelDrift

88,375 posts

283 months

Sunday 24th July 2016
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DHL global trade advert being shown on Sky F1 "before your primetime movie" it says !

Total rubbish.

Hosenbugler

1,854 posts

101 months

Sunday 24th July 2016
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hidetheelephants said:
Iva Barchetta said:
The Samsung tablet ad with the food blogger woman.

She has horrible hands ,not talking about the tattoos .

Should've auditioned people with nicer hands for the ad.
She's also a painfully right-on leftie whiner with a colossal chip on her shoulder about anyone and anything that disagrees with her. Do not like.
A painfully vile individual. What on earth Samsung are doing employing such an aberation is beyond comprehension.

Bluedot

3,573 posts

106 months

Sunday 24th July 2016
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Go Outdoors.
Nothing else needs to be said.

egomeister

6,698 posts

262 months

Sunday 24th July 2016
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poing said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
Alpacin shampoo.

Just rub instant coffee on yer bonce as an alternative. Just not decaff.
It's the fact they go on to mention how many they have sold in Germany. I've lived in Germany, I wouldn't be using them as a selling point for shampoo.
Marketed as "doping für die haare" with John Degenkolb from the Giant-Alpecin pro cycling team hehe

AlexRS2782

8,023 posts

212 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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AlexRS2782 said:
"If you're happy & you know it clap your hands" courtesy of Cow & Gate.

On nearly every fking ad break on FiveUsa and a few other channels for months & months on bloody end now banghead
Another similarly annoying advert being played on nearly every ad break on certain channels.

"You'll wonder where all the pee went" from Pampers banghead

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

162 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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Haven't seen this mentioned yet.

New Tesco ad.

Same annoying couple seem to have lured 2 small unsuspecting children into a maze.

mgtony

4,013 posts

189 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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AlexRS2782 said:
Another similarly annoying advert being played on nearly every ad break on certain channels.

"You'll wonder where all the pee went" from Pampers banghead
Saw that advert, thought someone must be taking the pi$$! wobble

8Ace

2,681 posts

197 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Those bhes in bridesmaids dresses and the singing bag of crisps. Burn to death the lot of you .

BristolRich

545 posts

132 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
Haven't seen this mentioned yet.

New Tesco ad.

Same annoying couple seem to have lured 2 small unsuspecting children into a maze.
Was hoping it would turn into the final 15mins of the Shining - Jack Torrance chasing around a maze, in a fizz with, an Axe.

Unfortunately not.

Thankyou4calling

10,595 posts

172 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Daytime TV at the moment has a lot of Ads for the elderly to "Invest" in a funeral plan.

The people appear to looking forward to the prospect of kicking the bucket and enjoying the fact there offspring won't be lumbered with a bill.

Granny saying to daughter " Ohhh my plan will cover the £7000 needed for my, you, know when i'm gone"

Just say when you are dead you old coffin dodger.

And if anyone pays £7000 for my funeral other than having a damn good meal and buying a car I shall come back to haunt them.

nicanary

9,749 posts

145 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
Daytime TV at the moment has a lot of Ads for the elderly to "Invest" in a funeral plan.

The people appear to looking forward to the prospect of kicking the bucket and enjoying the fact there offspring won't be lumbered with a bill.

Granny saying to daughter " Ohhh my plan will cover the £7000 needed for my, you, know when i'm gone"

Just say when you are dead you old coffin dodger.

And if anyone pays £7000 for my funeral other than having a damn good meal and buying a car I shall come back to haunt them.
Just as payday loan ads feature attractive and seemingly intelligent young people, so funeral plan ads appear to feature well-dressed, coherent professional classes who almost certainly have a few quid stuffed away and a good company pension plan to keep them comfortable. They don't look the sort who couldn't afford a funeral.

patmahe

5,744 posts

203 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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For such a large company the Tesco adverts are really terrible.

Also hate the way they, and others, always make out the man to be some dithering buffoon who couldn't do the most basic things without help from his wife. That form of sexism is still sexism Tesco.

Iva Barchetta said:
Haven't seen this mentioned yet.

New Tesco ad.

Same annoying couple seem to have lured 2 small unsuspecting children into a maze.

CooperD

2,850 posts

176 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
Haven't seen this mentioned yet.

New Tesco ad.

Same annoying couple seem to have lured 2 small unsuspecting children into a maze.
In the advert the woman calls the man "Uncle Roger" so presumably the kids are their niece and nephew.

boobles

15,241 posts

214 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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The one with Chris Akabusi in it!

iandc

3,708 posts

205 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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CooperD said:
In the advert the woman calls the man "Uncle Roger" so presumably the kids are their niece and nephew.
or the guy is a perv and told the kids "You can call me 'Uncle Roger' if anybody asks why you are with me"!eekeek

FourWheelDrift

88,375 posts

283 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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The Smart car advert with the woman caught Robot dancing to "What is love" by Haddaway. Firstly she's too young to remember Robot dancing and secondly robot dancing to Haddaway anyway goaway.
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