Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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sealtt

3,091 posts

158 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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But what I don't love

(1) adverts for donkey charities in the third world. SHOULDNT WE BE SAVING THE DONKEYS IN BRITAIN FIRST?? but seriously the hypocrisy of a charity taking money from a rich western country to go and save donkeys from working too hard in the third world to help the poorest people in the world make some money is mind boggling.

(2) vision express adverts with the retired news reader Trevor McDonald. They use some of the most emotive events, made up of millions of people's hard work and suffering to promote their stty product and get old Trev one more pay day. Trev himself acting the noble and respectful gentlemen we should all aspire to be, whilst selling out in the most hideous and pathetic fashion.

(3) as mortgage companies realise there isn't really much to lending that they can differentiate about, there is now a lender Called Santander doing a whole Jessica Ennis featuring bit about how their new online application system saves time! This gives you more time doing the wholesome st you love doing, like arguing with family members, rather than enjoying a bit of peace and quiet doing a mortgage application for an hour. Now it only takes half an hour because it's ONLINE!! This is revolutionary. It is literally going to save you time. All that time you spent last year doing mortgage applications? All those minutes wasted, not any more, online is way quicker. The benefits of which are certainly not underplayed in this pathetic advert.

poing

8,743 posts

200 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Amazon Echo and Echo Dot.

I don't mind them advertising it but can they please somehow stop setting mine off, scares the poo out of me when I'm not paying attention and she suddenly reads the news out!

Escort3500

11,904 posts

145 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Admiral have another desparately unfunny ad out I see, with the smug woman, stoopid fat guy and nerdy know-all shoot

Bluedot

3,588 posts

107 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Escort3500 said:
Admiral have another desparately unfunny ad out I see, with the smug woman, stoopid fat guy and nerdy know-all shoot
Yes, good one, I meant to come on here and post the same thing.
fkin awful with a supposedly funny dig at the meerkat toys.


Halmyre

11,194 posts

139 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Escort3500 said:
Admiral have another desparately unfunny ad out I see, with the smug woman, stoopid fat guy and nerdy know-all shoot
If they're going to put a woman in uniform, at least make it an attractive uniform. I've seen, er, educational videos with women wearing an attractive nautical uniform. Well, wearing a hat anyway.

Escort3500

11,904 posts

145 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Halmyre said:
Escort3500 said:
Admiral have another desparately unfunny ad out I see, with the smug woman, stoopid fat guy and nerdy know-all shoot
If they're going to put a woman in uniform, at least make it an attractive uniform. I've seen, er, educational videos with women wearing an attractive nautical uniform. Well, wearing a hat anyway.
I don't know what you mean rofl

HustleRussell

24,700 posts

160 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Have you ever seen a butler walk on water to please you?

Halmyre

11,194 posts

139 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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Escort3500 said:
Halmyre said:
Escort3500 said:
Admiral have another desparately unfunny ad out I see, with the smug woman, stoopid fat guy and nerdy know-all shoot
If they're going to put a woman in uniform, at least make it an attractive uniform. I've seen, er, educational videos with women wearing an attractive nautical uniform. Well, wearing a hat anyway.
I don't know what you mean rofl
I'm sure you don't hehe

The Hypno-Toad

12,281 posts

205 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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Well its 9000 posts. smile

I seem to remember that one of my first ventures into P&P was a similar thread to this one. In fact it may even be this one, I can't be bothered to check.
But we've been through a lot in that time; Terrorist outrages, ISIS, Gordon Brown, The Eddstone, Spoonface, Boaty Mcboatface, Corbyn, Charlotte Church rioting, Trump, Cockwomble being barred, Saab going bust and Garlick leaving.

I myself have been both helped out a lot by PH, driven a few people bonkers with my lyric quizzes and even been threatened with physical violence by one member.

But through all of it, I've had faith that we all would survive, that everything would be ok in the end.
But since yesterday morning, I've given up. That's it I'm out. The End of Days is at hand, The Man will be coming around and he WILL be taking names. Because yesterday morning at about 10-00 I staggered out of bed, grabbed my morning coffee and was exposed to this. No, not the horrible realisation that John Cleese is so skint that he now has to we himself out to the PPI scumbags. That would be bad enough. But yesterday morning I was greeted with....

THIS. (nsfw for work if you are sharing the room with people of a nervous disposition especially if they are eating their lunch.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

I don't want to live on this planet anymore, I'm off to Trappist-1.getmecoat

Amirhussain

11,489 posts

163 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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Maltesers advert with the women in the wheelchair rolleyes Thankfully it's a quick advert.

bingybongy

3,875 posts

146 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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Amirhussain said:
Maltesers advert with the women in the wheelchair rolleyes Thankfully it's a quick advert.
The other one is quite funny, not on very often though.

Bluedot

3,588 posts

107 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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Some lottery 'girl power' type one.
Annoying, really fkin annoying.

Escort3500

11,904 posts

145 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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Halmyre said:
Escort3500 said:
Halmyre said:
Escort3500 said:
Admiral have another desparately unfunny ad out I see, with the smug woman, stoopid fat guy and nerdy know-all shoot
If they're going to put a woman in uniform, at least make it an attractive uniform. I've seen, er, educational videos with women wearing an attractive nautical uniform. Well, wearing a hat anyway.
I don't know what you mean rofl
I'm sure you don't hehe
I think I do now beer

RemyMartin81D

6,759 posts

205 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Is VIPoo real? Or an elaborate joke?

fking hell. Properly disturbing. Also cartoon st in the bowl... I'm calling it out as a hoax.

The Hypno-Toad

12,281 posts

205 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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RemyMartin81D said:
Is VIPoo real? Or an elaborate joke?

fking hell. Properly disturbing. Also cartoon st in the bowl... I'm calling it out as a hoax.
It is real.

Humanity is doomed.

Ikemi

8,445 posts

205 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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HustleRussell said:
Have you ever seen a butler walk on water to please you?
I've seen that advert a few times now and always comment on how weird this line is! Yeah, 'cos a butler walking on water is going to persuade me to book a holiday to a Sandals resort ... rolleyes

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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I had the misfortune to see the start of the Flash advert again (cue lunge for the remote to change channel).

It's so appallingly bad, and I find it staggering that such a clumsy, crass, childish effort on behalf of Proctor and Gamble, who must have an advertising budget to make the eyes water, got through presumably umpteen layer of approval at the agency before being submitted to P&G, then through another umpteen layers of approval at P&G.

robinessex

11,058 posts

181 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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I've had it with all ads now. Quite why the agencies and companies think that relentlesly stuffing their products under my nose will make me buy it, is beyond me.

oceanview

1,511 posts

131 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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EE adverts with that annoying tt Kevin Bacon- ps off back to the states!

Jeep and there crap Renegade advert- st music and cheap,st car!

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Pukka pies......mother sits down with kids at table for a meal of......pie.....just pie.

Where's their 5 a day ?....outrageous......madrantingconfusedbiggrin
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