Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.
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A lot that has been posted annyo me, buuuuuut the one advert to end all adverts....
'InjuryLawyers4U'....
f
ken hate that stupid tosser on them trying to make all those stupid people feel hard done by, because they can't walk, the fken mouth breathers.
It should be banned, because the only stupids that would ever ring that ing place are bone idle, work shy tossers who don't know the meaning of 'work' and 'need' a new fken plasma tv...
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'InjuryLawyers4U'....
f
ken hate that stupid tosser on them trying to make all those stupid people feel hard done by, because they can't walk, the fken mouth breathers.It should be banned, because the only stupid
s that would ever ring that ing place are bone idle, work shy tossers who don't know the meaning of 'work' and 'need' a new fken plasma tv...CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaand BREATH!
LukeBird said:
A lot that has been posted annyo me, buuuuuut the one advert to end all adverts....
'InjuryLawyers4U'....
fken hate that stupid tosser on them trying to make all those stupid people feel hard done by, because they can't walk, the fken mouth breathers.
It should be banned, because the only stupids that would ever ring that ing place are bone idle, work shy tossers who don't know the meaning of 'work' and 'need' a new fken plasma tv...
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yes, that f'InjuryLawyers4U'....
f
ken hate that stupid tosser on them trying to make all those stupid people feel hard done by, because they can't walk, the fken mouth breathers.It should be banned, because the only stupid
s that would ever ring that ing place are bone idle, work shy tossers who don't know the meaning of 'work' and 'need' a new fken plasma tv...CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaand BREATH!
king idiot who used to be on Eastenders.I'm a gangsta don't you know and I smoke tampons for breakfast.
You got run over, well, you're a
, now sue the that ran you over or be a small man for the rest of your life....
funkyol said:
Do you know what though?
All of these adverts have succeeded! Annoying as they all are, you've all remembered them enough to actually be talking about them on here!
No, an advert is meant to make you at least consider buying a companies product. I bet most of the people on here would do their damnedest to avoid buying the products from companies whose advertising sends them off the scale. All of these adverts have succeeded! Annoying as they all are, you've all remembered them enough to actually be talking about them on here!
matchmaker said:
paoloh said:
Elskeggso said:
Even though everyone hates all these adverts, you're still doing exactly what they want you to do. They make them annoying for a reason...
Ah but...I actually won't let my wife to go Iceland because of those f
king adverts.king adverts. She's scared Katona might fancy me as a snack between stuffing herself full of pizza and prawns 
the little t"I'm not scared of the dark..."
"I'm not scared of spiders..."
"I'm not scared of Becky Taylor..."
...
<Kid sounds like he's about to blub>
"I'm scared of ma mum smokin'..."
"I'm scared that she will die."
I don't smoke, I don't like smoking, but that advert just gets on my tits.
"I'm not scared of spiders..."
"I'm not scared of Becky Taylor..."
...
<Kid sounds like he's about to blub>
"I'm scared of ma mum smokin'..."
"I'm scared that she will die."
I don't smoke, I don't like smoking, but that advert just gets on my tits.
Edited by Heskey on Friday 28th November 12:06
i think charlie brooker is now good, my missus thought it was very funny as well.
what i don't get about the seatbelt advert, is if his body gets ripped up when he hits the steering wheel, surely him being restrained by a seatbelt would make no difference as his organs would still move after the sudden stop of the accident?
or is my physics so bad i have forgotten something. his internal organs would still move would they not as they have momentum from the car moving either way?
what i don't get about the seatbelt advert, is if his body gets ripped up when he hits the steering wheel, surely him being restrained by a seatbelt would make no difference as his organs would still move after the sudden stop of the accident?
or is my physics so bad i have forgotten something. his internal organs would still move would they not as they have momentum from the car moving either way?
Risotto said:
The ones for the Vauxhall Zafira and Meriva with those godawful children acting like adults. The message seems to be that owning one of these cars will tun you from someone who should be leading a fun and carefree life into a charmless ct. They might as well end the advert with the slogan 'Old before your time? Try the new Meriva & Zafira from Vauxhall'.
Argh! Oh God yes, forgot about that one.t. They might as well end the advert with the slogan 'Old before your time? Try the new Meriva & Zafira from Vauxhall'.Also, why does every child trying to sound 'adult' put on a Bolton accent?
I think the message behind MPV ads (particularly for cars like the Vauxhall Meriva) is a slightly sad and desperate 'You have kids, and as a result aren't allowed to enjoy driving any more'.
I will never buy one. If I have kids they're going in a saloon or a hatchback like I always was.
My most hated is 'phones 4 U'......
The Corsa ads are close second, followed by the one that says it's made from recycled film clips (what's it for?)
The BOGOF double glazing thing is annoying but it probably works well, seeing as we live in a peasant culture these days.
But my favourite at the mo is Argos 'filling station' Cheap to make, quite funny, gets attention etc. Hope it works for them even though I am not a fan of Argos at all!
The Corsa ads are close second, followed by the one that says it's made from recycled film clips (what's it for?)
The BOGOF double glazing thing is annoying but it probably works well, seeing as we live in a peasant culture these days.
But my favourite at the mo is Argos 'filling station' Cheap to make, quite funny, gets attention etc. Hope it works for them even though I am not a fan of Argos at all!
jesta1865 said:
what i don't get about the seatbelt advert, is if his body gets ripped up when he hits the steering wheel, surely him being restrained by a seatbelt would make no difference as his organs would still move after the sudden stop of the accident?
1) Seat belts stretch. Not a lot, but enough2) A restrained body decelerates at the speed of the cabin/safety cell (controlled by the collapse of the impact structure). A loose body will hit a dashboard, steering wheel or windscreen that in all probability will have stopped moving by the time you hit it.Collapsible steering columns lso help
3) Not all the body slows at the same speed. Arms, legs & head carry on, and are slowed later as the ligaments stretch.
All of which means the peak & mean deceleration are significantly reduced. Which gives more time for the internal damping (fat) to decelerate the internal organs a bit, and ideally enough. In medical terms, there's a big difference between severe internal bruising and rupture.
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