Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[RodMod]

N-Joy cigarettes , No just no with the cheesiness.

Rod

[Blown2CV]

Madkat said:

The lv car insurance advert That rewards safe drivers which involves a woman swerving to avoid a penquin falling off the back of a truck. Previously she never checked her mirrors before swerving, now she does but this time decides to carry on driving off from the scene of an accident. Safe drivers my arse.

Yes very annoying. Since when was only just managing to avoid a collision safe driving?

[viggyp]

Halb said:

viggyp said:

Those ads are fine, no problem with them as they make me laugh but I was sure the digestive one had the Murder She Wrote theme.

You are absolutely right.
Just watched it on youtube. It is MSW, not KUA.

Thing is, it played on my mind for two days where that tune came from

[Amirhussain]

The Amazon advert with this tosser

[RockyB]

Amirhussain said:

The Amazon advert with this tosser

Is it me or is his head too big for his body?

[viggyp]

RockyB said:

Amirhussain said:

The Amazon advert with this tosser

Is it me or is his head too big for his body?

Same fella that's in the KFC ad where he refuses to share his meal with his other half.

[Madkat]

Blown2CV said:

Madkat said:

The lv car insurance advert That rewards safe drivers which involves a woman swerving to avoid a penquin falling off the back of a truck. Previously she never checked her mirrors before swerving, now she does but this time decides to carry on driving off from the scene of an accident. Safe drivers my arse.

Yes very annoying. Since when was only just managing to avoid a collision safe driving?

Come to think of it the speed that she 'checks her mirrors' was so bloody fast i doubt even Sebastien Loeb would of had time to register if anything was there. Not to mention she didn't check her blind spot.

[Amirhussain]

viggyp said:

RockyB said:

Amirhussain said:

The Amazon advert with this tosser

Is it me or is his head too big for his body?

Same fella that's in the KFC ad where he refuses to share his meal with his other half.

Think he's redeemed himself now

[oobster]

It's not an advert that is doing my nut in at the moment, it's the continuity announcer on Sky 1 during the end credits for The Simpsons.

I can't quite place his accent, but I want to punch him right in the mouth.

[lacrimoniousfin]

oobster said:

I can't quite place his accent, but I want to punch him right in the mouth.

Probably Manchester. You won't get a voice-over job with anything else these days.

[Blown2CV]

lacrimoniousfin said:

oobster said:

I can't quite place his accent, but I want to punch him right in the mouth.

Probably Manchester. You won't get a voice-over job with anything else these days.

You're a southerner then. It isn't the case, it's that tv is a lot more fair in terms of regional representation than it was. We used to have to put up with southern tts being everywhere on telly for many a decade.

[viggyp]

Amirhussain said:

viggyp said:

RockyB said:

Amirhussain said:

The Amazon advert with this tosser

Is it me or is his head too big for his body?

Same fella that's in the KFC ad where he refuses to share his meal with his other half.

Think he's redeemed himself now

Ok. I admit it. I'm a moron. I replied from my work PC which didn't show me the pic. I thought we were on about the Amazon ad where the fella is online chatting to the Irish woman regarding the Kindle

[Halmyre]

Silverbullet767 said:

bobbo89 said:

Those bd laughing babies are back

That ad does my tits in too. Mute

Ditto. Nails down a blackboard.

[Halb]

Blown2CV said:

You're a southerner then. It isn't the case, it's that tv is a lot more fair in terms of regional representation than it was. We used to have to put up with southern tts being everywhere on telly for many a decade.

[Steamer]

From 4OD

'Remember.. sex with someone that 'doesnt want to' is rape'

Thanks for that Channel 4

... in other breaking news: Shooting someone when 'there isnt a war on' is murder.

[kowalski655]

Steamer said:

From 4OD
'Remember.. sex with someone that 'doesnt want to' is rape'
Thanks for that Channel 4
... in other breaking news: Shooting someone when 'there isnt a war on' is murder.

It also annoys me they say "sex with someone that doesnt want to is rape", surely it is "HAVING sex with someone that doesnt want to is rape",or "sex with someone that doesnt want to IT is rape"...no one says "I want to sex you"!

[Silverbullet767]

kowalski655 said:

no one says "I want to sex you"!

Standard pick up line round my way....

[lacrimoniousfin]

Blown2CV said:

You're a southerner then. It isn't the case, it's that tv is a lot more fair in terms of regional representation than it was. We used to have to put up with southern tts being everywhere on telly for many a decade.

Far from it. 10 miles from the Scottish border, if you must know. The point I'm making is that Manc has become the media accent of choice in recent years: less in-your-face than Yorkshire, more honest than Scouse, and more understandable than Geordie. But reassuringly Northern all the same. In fact, I hear fewer of these accents than ever on tv/radio, and more and more of the jack-of-all-trades that is Manc.

I've nothing at all against Manchester or its people. My beef is with the media, who seem to have adopted the accent as THE multi-purpose Northern one. And it becomes a viscious circle: I'm convinced that some people are now mis-pronouncing their "r's" as "w's" (or just not pronouncing them at all) just to get that media gig.

[Willhire89]

Surely Simon has saved £340 on his car insurance because he actually doesn't have a car and is in fact walking everywhere....

....somehow that make him feel epic

[Halmyre]

Silverbullet767 said:

kowalski655 said:

no one says "I want to sex you"!

Standard pick up line round my way....

Do you fall for it often?