Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[Cupramax]

I'm not entirely sure why but "Hafiz" the Barclays mortgage hamster and how he's nearly paid off his mortgage really gets on my tits.

[Silverbullet767]

Halmyre said:

Silverbullet767 said:

kowalski655 said:

no one says "I want to sex you"!

Standard pick up line round my way....

Do you fall for it often?

No, and no amount of video evidence will prove otherwise.

[TheDoggingFather]

maximm said:

by a ry mile

Sorted that. So much fking rage, hate, hate, hate.

[hidetheelephants]

Willhire89 said:

Surely Simon has saved £340 on his car insurance because he actually doesn't have a car and is in fact walking everywhere....

....somehow that make him feel epic

It got him some hos though; hos love invisible cars driven by delusional tts.

[8Ace]

Hair.

Every 30 minutes on the BBC.

I've never known a BBC programme be promoted as much as this and I'm bloody sick of it.

[Robbo66]

The Barclays Premier League oik ball advert.

The teary eyed OAP, the oik father with his son who is plainly there for him as I'm sure are many others and the oiks on the bus with the bored girlfriend.

John Terry's wet dream. Tamping.

[eggchaser1987]

Cupramax said:

I'm not entirely sure why but "Hafiz" the Barclays mortgage hamster and how he's nearly paid off his mortgage really gets on my tits.

Yes, thank you. I have been trying to explain to people why this annoys me, can come up with no other reason that it just does.

[hidetheelephants]

8Ace said:

Hair.

Every 30 minutes on the BBC.

I've never known a BBC programme be promoted as much as this and I'm bloody sick of it.

fking dancing, fking singing, fking ice skating, fking diving, fking baking, fking cooking, fking sewing, fking hairdressing, fking fking(fking thank you fking channel 4 for fking putting fking in a box on the fking telly), fking making stuff on the cheap, fking entertaining at dinner parties. fking s.

Can't we have some telly which doesn't have false jeopardy, spurious competitive elements, colossal attention wes and fking amateurs ttting about on TV? Something involving engineering would be nice but don't feel obliged.

[e21Mark]

Silverbullet767 said:

Halmyre said:

Silverbullet767 said:

kowalski655 said:

no one says "I want to sex you"!

Standard pick up line round my way....

Do you fall for it often?

No, and no amount of video evidence will prove otherwise.

When I was 15 or 16, back in the early 80's, I 'got off' with a girl at a party after one too many cans of lager. I'm not entirely sure what I'd wanted to say but it came out as ''I want to sex you''. Anyway, she didn't let me, then told her mate and I spent the next few months having the piss ripped out of me, by anyone and everyone that knew me. I'd pretty much forgotten about the whole episode.....till now.

[Lincsblokey]

hidetheelephants said:

fking dancing, fking singing, fking ice skating, fking diving, fking baking, fking cooking, fking sewing, fking hairdressing, fking fking(fking thank you fking channel 4 for fking putting fking in a box on the fking telly), fking making stuff on the cheap, fking entertaining at dinner parties. fking s.

Can't we have some telly which doesn't have false jeopardy, spurious competitive elements, colossal attention wes and fking amateurs ttting about on TV? Something involving engineering would be nice but don't feel obliged.

10/10 top ranting.

[viggyp]

Lincsblokey said:

hidetheelephants said:

fking dancing, fking singing, fking ice skating, fking diving, fking baking, fking cooking, fking sewing, fking hairdressing, fking fking(fking thank you fking channel 4 for fking putting fking in a box on the fking telly), fking making stuff on the cheap, fking entertaining at dinner parties. fking s.

Can't we have some telly which doesn't have false jeopardy, spurious competitive elements, colossal attention wes and fking amateurs ttting about on TV? Something involving engineering would be nice but don't feel obliged.

10/10 top ranting.

Agreed and agreed. 10/10 for telling the truth.

[over_the_hill]

hidetheelephants said:

fking dancing, fking singing, fking ice skating, fking diving, fking baking, fking cooking, fking sewing, fking hairdressing, fking fking(fking thank you fking channel 4 for fking putting fking in a box on the fking telly), fking making stuff on the cheap, fking entertaining at dinner parties. fking s.

Can't we have some telly which doesn't have false jeopardy, spurious competitive elements, colossal attention wes and fking amateurs ttting about on TV? Something involving engineering would be nice but don't feel obliged.

Celebrity Spanner Off on Ice in the Jungle - there you go

[Balmoral]

You forgot to prefix them all with "Great British".

[oobster]

eggchaser1987 said:

Cupramax said:

I'm not entirely sure why but "Hafiz" the Barclays mortgage hamster and how he's nearly paid off his mortgage really gets on my tits.

Yes, thank you. I have been trying to explain to people why this annoys me, can come up with no other reason that it just does.

I can't stand that advert either, but I think it's the speed of the talking. It is sooooo slooooow. I just can't be bothered to hear the droning on, my mind is screaming "Speed it up a bit you c**t!"

[Cupramax]

oobster said:

eggchaser1987 said:

Cupramax said:

I'm not entirely sure why but "Hafiz" the Barclays mortgage hamster and how he's nearly paid off his mortgage really gets on my tits.

Yes, thank you. I have been trying to explain to people why this annoys me, can come up with no other reason that it just does.

I can't stand that advert either, but I think it's the speed of the talking. It is sooooo slooooow. I just can't be bothered to hear the droning on, my mind is screaming "Speed it up a bit you c**t!"

It was on again earlier, i'd like to know how many of Barclays clearly Asian demographic, living in three bed semis, with a loft conversion, and six kids, have actually paid off their mortgage early I'd put the total number for the whole country in single figures

[Brigand]

Adverts that seem to be stupid, pointless strings of images that have nothing to do with the product being advertised.

fking kid on a bicycle with kitten in basket to advertise mobile internet. Skinny bird flicking her hair around for a fking Trivago advert. Cat & fking Budgie for Freeview. Even noticed tonight some stupid, stupid Innerspace-esq lava-lamp images inside a fking eyeball allegedly to advertise laser surgery.

The Cat and Budgie one really annoys me though for its sheer randomness - I thought singing fking animals were old hat now, having been done to death years ago. Sat at work one night I even followed the #Catandbudgie spaz-tag in the hope of finding like-minded people to share my hatred, but no, Joe Public is creaming it's fking pants over how "Sweet", "Funny" and "Amazing" this advert was. I wondered who could enjoy this drivel, but then I realised Joe Public laps up the shovel-fed slurry that is fking 'television' these days.

Advertise the fking product, don't feed me a Pixar style mini-movie about a singing animal then slap a logo at the last few seconds of footage advertising Freeview.

Its Freeview - I'm fking watching it whilst you advertise it.

[droopsnoot]

At around 23:40 on Tuesday, the Tefal advert for frying pans with a tag line about how useful they will be on pancake day, annoyed me. If I hadn't got one by then and made my pancakes with it, the chances of me going shopping at almost midnight, finding a pan and all the other bits, then getting back home and using it to make some pancakes on pancake day are negligible.

[GTIR]

Arghhhhh!

>flashback<

[The Hypno-Toad]

Someone needs to have a word with James Nesbitt about those Thomas Cook adverts. He either needs to sack the make up girl or lay off the botox. His head looks a shaved coconut with a smile painted on.

And wt juddering f is that new one with women screaming directly at the camera about shoes? Its just repellent.

[AlexRS2782]

The bloody McVities adverts with various supposedly "cute" animals emerging from the packaging & the people opening the packaging having an almost orgasmic reaction whilst doing so

Also the 3 advert with the singing fking kitty on the bike with the fist pumping kid I wonder if someone will do an internet parody/spoof version with the kid falling off the bike, injuring themselves and the kitty in the process

And finally - all the bloody "loanshark" adverts & the all singing, all dancing "claims" adverts.