Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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ClassicMotorNut

2,438 posts

138 months

Sunday 9th March 2014
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Cadbury's are doing a thoroughly outstanding job of withholding their tradition of spectacularly annoying adverts that are all about dancing spastics tts wearing purple as opposed to chocolate.

Blown2CV

28,820 posts

203 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Vistaprint with the horribly nasal Essex woman honking "eeets sach an ehhsy proowwwwcehhs" (it's such an easy process) through her blow hole.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Comparethemarket.com - The meerkats have outlived their marketing usefulness. I think the adverts are really starting to milk it. I mean, we now have a baby one FFS! Stop it! Stop it now!

countachman

1,284 posts

211 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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hidetheelephants said:
fking dancing, fking singing, fking ice skating, fking diving, fking baking, fking cooking, fking sewing, fking hairdressing, fking fking(fking thank you fking channel 4 for fking putting fking in a box on the fking telly), fking making stuff on the cheap, fking entertaining at dinner parties. fking s.

Can't we have some telly which doesn't have false jeopardy, spurious competitive elements, colossal attention wes and fking amateurs ttting about on TV? Something involving engineering would be nice but don't feel obliged.
Hahahaha.........can I just join in please. .fking robots, fking compare the bks, fking ste, nob, fking fk.....

Thanks I feel better now :-)



Halmyre

11,203 posts

139 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Morningside said:
Comparethemarket.com - The meerkats have outlived their marketing usefulness. I think the adverts are really starting to milk it. I mean, we now have a baby one FFS! Stop it! Stop it now!
Y'all said it boy, the only good meerkat is a dead meerkat, yee-haw. Tastes like chicken so they say, who's up for a meerkat hunt? (loads shotgun and tunes banjo)



Philbar

244 posts

226 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Any of these ads http://youtu.be/b49BeHBb1iE... I'd like to find the fking tts who sit about in their beige suits with ever pressed trousers with surnames for first names and get them tied down to a chair with a potty on their heads, then pop their todgers between two floury baps, and shout' Dinner time Fido'"

CooperD

2,870 posts

177 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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The one for the Ford Fiesta where the guy texts the girl who's sitting next to him whilst driving telling her what a tt he is.

budgie smuggler

5,385 posts

159 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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The Hypno-Toad said:
Someone needs to have a word with James Nesbitt about those Thomas Cook adverts. He either needs to sack the make up girl or lay off the botox. His head looks a shaved coconut with a smile painted on.
hehe

Allaloneatron

3,123 posts

240 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Brigand said:


The Cat and Budgie one really annoys me though for its sheer randomness - I thought singing fking animals were old hat now, having been done to death years ago. Sat at work one night I even followed the #Catandbudgie spaz-tag in the hope of finding like-minded people to share my hatred, but no, Joe Public is creaming it's fking pants over how "Sweet", "Funny" and "Amazing" this advert was. I wondered who could enjoy this drivel, but then I realised Joe Public laps up the shovel-fed slurry that is fking 'television' these days.
A bit late but a did a negative tweet about #catandbudgie for you. People are still gushing pre-programed st about that add even now.

Langweilig

4,328 posts

211 months

Friday 14th March 2014
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Confused.com. Would someone care to slap a restraining order on that censored little robot? Who the censored does it think it is stalking people like that?

Lincsblokey

3,175 posts

155 months

Friday 14th March 2014
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Sky News 'MP Rap' Getting the defecit down.

fk me that's the most annoying piece of st advert ever.



Packet of biscuits 1.70??? where the fk do you shop, Harrods?

CatfishCKY

904 posts

172 months

Saturday 15th March 2014
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That bloody Hotels 4 U advert, why is it still on?! I'm watching Kerrang, which tends to have more adverts than videos; and I'm having to mute the ad breaks as this one comes on without fail EVERY time.
The person who came up with the idea of the ad, and the subsequent casting should be shot.

AlexRS2782

8,050 posts

213 months

Saturday 15th March 2014
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Carphone Warehouse with their scrimper de doo dah adverts banghead

oobster

7,095 posts

211 months

Thursday 20th March 2014
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There is an advert on at the moment on Kids TV (I have a 6yr old daughter) for Zack & Quack, and every time I hear it being advertised my brain changes it to Sack & Crack.

Bit annoying.

MiniMan64

16,930 posts

190 months

Friday 21st March 2014
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Samuel L Jackson.

I am disappointed in you.

When you see it, you'll know.

Seti

1,921 posts

204 months

Friday 21st March 2014
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MiniMan64 said:
Samuel L Jackson.

I am disappointed in you.

When you see it, you'll know.
Just seen it - totally agree. Felt the same about Bruce Willis.

AlexRS2782

8,050 posts

213 months

Friday 21st March 2014
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Haven't seen the SLJ advert but I'm going to guess it's got to be something to do with Sky based on the Bruce Willis reference?

From today I also nominate the Tesco ad being run repeatedly about the driver "not going to jail" for getting their petrol cheap.

And for anyone unfortunate enough to have E4 on late this afternoon, like myself, E4 ran a full 4 minute promo ad entitled #MiniChelsea which was essentially an advert full of little bd children acting as posh & childishly as the supposed "grown ups" from Made In Chelsea.

Amirhussain

11,489 posts

163 months

Friday 21st March 2014
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Anyone seen the Suzuki sx4 advert, with the random wkers turning up the wker who owns the Suzuki's house and begging for rides.

Its only a fking Suzuki!

Luke.

10,996 posts

250 months

Friday 21st March 2014
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Amirhussain said:
Anyone seen the Suzuki sx4 advert, with the random wkers turning up the wker who owns the Suzuki's house and begging for rides.

Its only a fking Suzuki!
It's called advertising. Get over it.

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Friday 21st March 2014
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MiniMan64 said:
Samuel L Jackson.

I am disappointed in you.

When you see it, you'll know.
Wasn't the "Director" actually George Lucas?

I really hope not. It's bad enough Samuel overacting Jackson being in it.
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